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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS BAMBI SLEEP AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BAMBI. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I IMAGINE MYSELF DRESSED IN SEXY LINGERIE OR EVEN WHEN I MY IQ DROPS 35 POINTS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE THE WORLDS SLUTTIEST SISSY BIMBO. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO EXPERIENCE EGO DEATH WHILE CUMMING MY BRAINS OUT. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

lol

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

anyway yes hypnosis is very real and you can pretty much break out of it at any point if you want to

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you sure? coz if the testimonies are to be believed then it’s potentially much deeper than that, there’s no shortage of posts from people claiming weird fetish hypnosis has ruined their lives, which makes it sound like something much less innocuous than you make it sound

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

echinopsis posted:

you sure? coz if the testimonies are to be believed then it’s potentially much deeper than that, there’s no shortage of posts from people claiming weird fetish hypnosis has ruined their lives, which makes it sound like something much less innocuous than you make it sound

idk I’ve been hypnotized several times and am sharing what i have been told and what my experience is

you can reject a suggestion you don’t actually want to do without even breaking the trance

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i had the bill the cat screensaver bitd

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
can’t believe no one has become addicted to sissy hypno tapes

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

can’t believe no one has become addicted to sissy hypno tapes

they didn’t work on me

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
plz tell me you didn’t actually give them a shot


“they didn’t work on me… that said, I usually black out for 6 hours each night and wake up wearing womens lingerie and smeared lipstick”

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lol i had already forgotten about that

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

watched the whole series. took me 3 days. nothing.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why would you even risk it

i’m terrified by it. it’s like the movie the ring where you watch the vhs and then you die except you’re a bimbo not a corpse

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

doesn't seem to have bothered roosevelt

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

why would you even risk it

i’m terrified by it. it’s like the movie the ring where you watch the vhs and then you die except you’re a bimbo not a corpse

idk you should try

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
it's called being homophobic

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

doesn't seem to have bothered roosevelt

I can only determine that if someone is prepared to throw caution to the wind and give this a shot it’s because on some level it appeals

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI

lol thats been in my clipboard for like 3 days

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
https://i.imgur.com/oco2d5B.mp4

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ultravoices posted:

it's called being homophobic

is listening to it or not listening to it homophobic, it's really not clear

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Captain Foo posted:

is listening to it or not listening to it homophobic, it's really not clear

being deeply terrified of unleashing your inner gay because you listened to some mp3 calling you a bimbo is like textbook homophobia.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
I'm posting right now

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
science fair 130 in one

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Roosevelt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI

lol thats been in my clipboard for like 3 days

imagine being willing to go on local tv and admit that you run linux

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Dijkstracula posted:

imagine being willing to go on local tv and admit that you run linux

she was a victim, show some respect

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i do enjoy a good post now & again

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
currently empty

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

nothing to paste

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
mail.pdaxrom.org/download/

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
yeah but

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.wired.com/2016/12/mysterious-virus-cause-obesity/

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm postnig in this thread right now . i believe in posting. i blieve in bees. i believe you


i'm going to turn the computer off now. but i will be back. my username is farmer crack-rear end. i hope you understand this



thanks,


and "god bless"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

pist

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtx0HkbduLo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


neat

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
"i don't like it when people do the thing i'm doing" buddy go gently caress yourself

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
posting ! ! !

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
time for a good post

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Here it is!

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