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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

do they make big gonk droids? like... really big? asking for a friend

... no, that's too gonk.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Ror posted:

... no, that's too gonk.

:mods:

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
SEE YOU IN HELL, GONKY BOY

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



eat the pennies gonk boy

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


TK-42-1 posted:

eat the pennies gonk boy

:lmao:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Not all that glitters is Gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
A Midsummer Night's Gonk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Gink,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Gonk a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ikanreed posted:

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Gink,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Gonk a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends

What the gently caress is a "Gink"?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker posted:

What the gently caress is a "Gink"?

Cut-rate gonk, much like a gank or a gunk.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



If I only could
make a deal with Gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



You gonk a pretty good gonk, gonky,
But give the devil his due
I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
That I can gonk better than you

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

gunk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fartknocker posted:

What the gently caress is a "Gink"?

Gonk Twink.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker posted:

What the gently caress is a "Gink"?

ikanreed posted:

Gonk Twink.

Like one of these? Looks like a gonk got into Dr Evazan’s Decraniation Station again!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Andor Status: At least one Gonk so far.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Are you telling me a Gonk fried this rice?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


tired: a soothing midwife droid that says "ooba"

wired: your infant child entering this world to a face full of "GONK"

coming next summer... dr. gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Dr gonk’s gonking station

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Dr. Gonk: "Gonk, everybody!"
Everyone: "Hi, Dr. Gonk!"
Dr. Gonk: "I can tell from here you have too much power. Let's get you covered in mynocks!"

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker posted:

Dr. Gonk: "Gonk, everybody!"
Everyone: "Hi, Dr. Gonk!"
Dr. Gonk: "I can tell from here you have too much power. Let's get you covered in mynocks!"

Need a recharge? Don’t trust that butcher Evazan and his cut-rate sack-chinned assistant Baba, come in today and get a second scomp-link upgrade, free!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Dr Gonk, I presume

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The gonked Dr Gonk, everyone!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
gonked again

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



please, my father was dr. gonk. call me gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkTVxGRYko

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

They call me Doctor Gonk.
Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Gonk.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real gonk I am an actual gonk.
I live like a gonk.

I like to play the gonk.
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.
Show you what I know, and you can
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the gonk.
I'll leave the front unlocked because I can't hear the doorbell.

When I get into it, I can't tell if you are
Watching me, twirling the gonk.
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Gonk will play the solo-

[gonk solo]

Someday, somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name, they will
Call me Doctor Gonk.
Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Gonk.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real gonk, I am an actual gonk.
I live like a gonk, and
I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good, but I can handle criticism.
I'll show what I know and you can
Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'm not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Diet Dr gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Oh, help me Dr. Gonk!

Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Ohh, Dr. Gonk!

Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!

I love you, Dr. Gonk!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It’s Gonktober.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



fartknocker posted:

Oh, help me Dr. Gonk!

Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!
Ohh, Dr. Gonk!

Dr. Gonk, Dr. Gonk!

I love you, Dr. Gonk!

He can gonk, he can gonk, he can gonk!

I CAN GOOOOOOOOOOONK

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/TheCloneEmperor/status/1382872502901346309

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I should make a gonk-o-lantern!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Is it trick or gonk, or gonk or treat?

Gonk or gonk?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker posted:

Gonk or gonk?

Gonk and gonk!

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


dr. gonktagon

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Gonk?

:hmmyes:

Gonk.

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
gonk

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