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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Jonny 290 posted:

thanks to everybody for picking the least funny one. keeping the tradition alive

loving Smooth

:bsdsnype:

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HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
cjs: 4 days into the sprint and i’ve worked exclusively on unplanned work. this is the mark of a truly agile org

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

dioxazine posted:

"declarative or interpretive?" rotor muses with a contemplative, yet forlornly resigned look on his chiseled features

its true, my features ARE hella chiseled

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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rotor posted:

its true, my features ARE hella chiseled

yeah, chiseled into the walls of lascaux

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Jonny 290 posted:

yeah, chiseled into the walls of lascaux

that’s one hell of a reference

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

yeah, chiseled into the walls of lascaux

wow, jonny, jealously - really not a good look 4 u

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Jonny 290 posted:

yeah, chiseled into the walls of lascaux

lmfao

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

PokeJoe posted:

Thanks rotor. Throater

he goes by throtor now

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

surgery to get clavicle plates removed this Friday got cancelled and rescheduled for next Friday. really frustrated by that news as well as having it sprung on me just this afternoon. the surgery itself is not a big deal but I had a lot of stuff planned around the ensuing downtime. trying to remind myself it's not something I can control. just needed to vent. gently caress. ok. out of my system.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


“It’s unimaginable,” Patrick Schultheiss, a lead author on the study who is now a researcher at the University of Würzburg in Germany, said in a Zoom interview. “We simply cannot imagine 20 quadrillion ants in one pile, for example. It just doesn’t work.”

Earth has 20 quadrillion ants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/09/19/ants-population-20-quadrillion/

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Horses don't stand a loving chance

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

PokeJoe posted:

“It’s unimaginable,” Patrick Schultheiss, a lead author on the study who is now a researcher at the University of Würzburg in Germany, said in a Zoom interview. “We simply cannot imagine 20 quadrillion ants in one pile, for example. It just doesn’t work.”

Earth has 20 quadrillion ants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2022/09/19/ants-population-20-quadrillion/

i believe it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


If everyone simply ate 2.5 million ants each we could rid the world of them

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Personally I can only stomach 2.4 million ants

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Ants are spicy

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

PokeJoe posted:

If everyone simply ate 2.5 million ants each we could rid the world of them

probably not. theyre a renewable resource

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


We have to do it all at the same time like hands across America but bigger

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Ants across earthica

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

PokeJoe posted:

“We simply cannot imagine 20 quadrillion ants in one pile, for example. It just doesn’t work.”

idk. i'm imagining it right now. i used the figures in that paper to calculate it in a couple of ways, and to within an order of magnitude, i think 20 quadrillion ants would be similar to this image of all the human biomass on earth condensed into a ball:

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

We're gonna need a bigger magnifying glass...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sagebrush posted:

idk. i'm imagining it right now. i used the figures in that paper to calculate it in a couple of ways, and to within an order of magnitude, i think 20 quadrillion ants would be similar to this image of all the human biomass on earth condensed into a ball:



you can't put all those ants in central park

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

who's going to stop me?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the ants probably

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i believe in quadrillions of ants

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I bet it would only take 2 or 3 quadrillion ants to protect the rest of them from Sagebrush moving them to NYC

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

all i have to do is bring the queens to central park and the rest of the ants will follow.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Central Park isn't in Queens you fool

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

source?

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Classified

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

CPColin posted:

Classified

class CentralPark(Queens):

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cat Face Joe posted:

loving Smooth

:bsdsnype:

Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
cjs: shipping company came and my apartment is empty except for suitcase and chloe

still dont have my passport bakc with my visa lmao

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

cjs: man it's gonna suck when i finally have to work 5 days in a row next week

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

cjs: man it's gonna suck when i finally have to work 5 days in a row next week

agreed this five day work week is bullshit

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

agreed this five day work week is bullshit

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Jonny 290 posted:

agreed this five day work week is bullshit

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

dioxazine posted:

class CentralPark(Queens):

rename long island to int64 island

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

rename long island to int64 island

lmao

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jonny 290 posted:

agreed ... work ... is bullshit

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jonny 290 posted:

agreed this five day work week is bullshit
lol at a town hall at my company there was a Q&A featuring an exchange between an employee and the CTO like

“are there plans to introduce a 4 day work week?”
“no, but you have unlimited vacation so you should use that to take the appropriate amount of leave”
“so can i book every monday off then?”
“no”

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