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 Monterrey Bay Aquarium's SeafoodWatch has put the American Lobster (a.k.a. Maine Lobster) on the red AVOID list. Baby humpback whales have been getting ensared by lobster fishing trawlers off the Northeast Atlantic coast, so don't eat another lobster or it will be whale blood on your hands. Consider the humble crab or even the freshwater crayfish for all your edible bug needs. Thank u.
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:
I've been to that aquarium and it rules. I'll probably keep eating lobster in the same frequency as i always have though (once every 32 years)
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Sep 22, 2022 04:55
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cancel culture strikes again
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Sep 22, 2022 04:55
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what am i gonna do with all this melted butter
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Sep 22, 2022 05:20
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How do you catch whales with lobster trawlers? Don't you just drop a pot and wait for the idiots to crawl in? Or just roll up and steal the Gordon Fisherman's catch?
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Sep 22, 2022 05:23
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Sep 22, 2022 05:26
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Big Lobster is up to no good!
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Sep 22, 2022 05:32
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it's the new dominos pizza mascot
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Sep 22, 2022 06:03
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kntfkr posted:what am i gonna do with all this melted butter put some weed in it, heat it up, strain it, cool it down, make some brownies with it 
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Sep 22, 2022 06:06
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I want to grill those whales up for dinner.
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Sep 22, 2022 06:14
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Sophy Wackles posted:I want to grill those whales up dinner. can you save some of that baby humpback ambergris for me? e: wait, do you mean you want to grill up those whales for dinner, or you want to grill some dinner for those whales?
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Sep 22, 2022 06:15
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Crab tastes better anyway my wife is from new England and this leads to a lot of argumentd
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Sep 22, 2022 06:36
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Bad Purchase posted:can you save some of that baby humpback ambergris for me? In my excitement thinking about grilling and eating baby whales, I forgot the words “for dinner”. But yeah, the ambergris is all yours. 
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Sep 22, 2022 06:52
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Slobster
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Sep 22, 2022 07:33
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Whales have lots of blood. They can spare some to share.
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Sep 22, 2022 07:37
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cult_hero posted:How do you catch whales with lobster trawlers? Don't you just drop a pot and wait for the idiots to crawl in? Yeah but apparently the idiot whales try to get in there too and then they can't get out and drown
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Sep 22, 2022 08:56
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Whale chunks in you’re bisque. 
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Sep 22, 2022 12:08
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Given enough time, whales evolve into lobsters anyways
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Sep 22, 2022 12:18
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I had a lobster roll while I was in PEI last week on vacation. It wasn't good enough to justify the price I won't be eating anymore lobster.
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Sep 22, 2022 12:33
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they've been on the do not eat list for me forever on account of my shellfish allergy. glad to see the world finally catching up
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Sep 22, 2022 12:36
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Lobster used to be poor people's food but it's been gentrified to gently caress
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Sep 22, 2022 12:37
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Let them eat whale imo
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Sep 22, 2022 12:47
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Lobster? Barely knew her! 
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Sep 22, 2022 13:30
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For anyone actually interested, whales have modified their migration routes for a few years now, possibly because of global warming, which sends them straight into the gulf of St-Lawrence at the height of lobster fishing season. Lobster cages are drat near everywhere at that time ( at certain depths anyway) and when a whale hits a buoy line, its instinct is to roll on itself to dissuade possible predators. Of course since the predator in question is actually a nylon rope, all it manages to do is entagle itself in painful fashion where they either get stuck like this for prolonged periods of time or drown.
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Sep 22, 2022 13:38
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eating a shitload of lobsters to own the whales
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Sep 22, 2022 13:40
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I will continue not eating lobsters op. Thanks for the heads up.
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Sep 22, 2022 13:43
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So if I stop eating lobster, they'll stop throwing nets in the water? Is that the idea?
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Sep 22, 2022 13:44
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:So if I stop eating lobster, they'll stop throwing nets in the water? Is that the idea? They'll just ship it overseas.
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Sep 22, 2022 13:56
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Lobster sticks to magnet
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Sep 22, 2022 14:04
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I only buy Kirkland brand costco lobster. They’re genetically engineered at the Kirkland protein farms, so I don’t feel guilty about it.
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Sep 22, 2022 14:07
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the notice doesn't say anything about eating the lobsters. are we not even allowed to gently caress 'em now?
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Sep 22, 2022 14:07
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I live on an island surrounded by lobster. Send help. And butter.
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Sep 22, 2022 14:11
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Thread title just makes me picture the lobsters coming onto land to mate and people have to avoid them because they're rowdy and will claw at any intruders into their territory.
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Sep 22, 2022 14:17
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people are always saying "save the whales!" but what the gently caress have those whales ever done for me huh?
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Sep 22, 2022 14:22
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this is Canada's fault
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Sep 22, 2022 14:58
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:the notice doesn't say anything about eating the lobsters. are we not even allowed to gently caress 'em now? Buddy…
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Sep 22, 2022 14:59
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I saw one hanging around my street last night and this morning everyone had their catalytic converters stolen, I don't even know why they need them?
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Sep 22, 2022 15:37
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dot communist posted:I saw one hanging around my street last night and this morning everyone had their catalytic converters stolen, I don't even know why they need them? CATs are worth like $1200 on the black market. Lobster’s gotta eat.
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Sep 22, 2022 15:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sI7WveN7vk Leon is thriving. The dude's going to get him a much bigger aquarium. He also got a book deal, someone's writing a children's book about it. Lobsters are now cute. You can't eat them any more. (They're actually related to dust mites. The are giant, sea versions of dust mites. That's what you're eating.)
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Bula Vinaka posted:(They're actually related to dust mites. The are giant, sea versions of dust mites. That's what you're eating.) In the way that you are related to hagfish, sure!
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