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stop holding thedoor for me. i'm like 50 feet away. ifyou hold the door i will be honor bound to run so as not to keep you waiting, and i don't want to do that. i'm teling you. i can open doors. i have many skills. i can do this. please. let me do this. put me in coach the wifi at this panera is literally slower than dialup. i heart the future bees
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behold, the rambings of a madman
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Sep 22, 2022 15:58
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pick me up a bear claw?
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Sep 22, 2022 15:58
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I just press the handicap door open button when the person behind you is that far away ensuring that it will close on them as they get to it.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:09
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I've never liked Panera Bread OP. Watery soups and soggy, flavorless sandwiches. At least the bread tends to be fresh.
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Mad props to Panera for convincing 2005 America that a 1000 calorie sandwich with a side of bread was a healthy lunch.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:23
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Subway > Panera, fight me. I understand they are both subpar but I've picked my side.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:45
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:behold, the rambings of a madman I've never heard someone make more sense tbh.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:49
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neato burrito posted:Subway > Panera, fight me. I'm not here to engage in an altercation, I'm just frankly amazed that anyone would hold the torch for Subway.
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Sep 22, 2022 16:57
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The Panera near me periodically runs out of bread.
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Sep 22, 2022 17:02
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oh, i'm not that important, don't worry about fresh food for me. i'm ok with the stuff you already have under the heat lamp.
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Sep 22, 2022 18:13
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ill have a fresh cup of piss please
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Sep 22, 2022 18:16
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dsf posted:ill have a fresh cup of piss please coffee thread crossover
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Sep 22, 2022 18:17
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i'll have the hot bean water 
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Sep 22, 2022 18:18
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Panera Bread, "Which frozen meal can I start heating up for you?"
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Sep 22, 2022 18:18
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haven't been inside a panera in years, do they still have the wallpaper that has the word "GLUTEN" written in huge cursive letters? just relentlessly mocking anyone with celiac disease, i loved it.
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Bad Purchase posted:haven't been inside a panera in years, do they still have the wallpaper that has the word "GLUTEN" written in huge cursive letters? just relentlessly mocking anyone with celiac disease, i loved it. I usually hold the door until the person I am holding the door for gets just about to the door and then I slam it in their face. They just have to sit there and deal with it.
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Sep 22, 2022 18:23
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can i get a limeade and a coffee larry please.
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Sep 22, 2022 18:34
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yeah i'll have a loaf, and i don't mean of bread
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Sep 22, 2022 18:34
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Bad Purchase posted:i'll have the hot bean water It's actually the pit of a fruit.
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Sep 22, 2022 18:41
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Nice Guy Patron posted:It's actually the pit of a fruit. here we go 
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Sep 22, 2022 18:43
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The Moon Monster posted:I've never heard someone make more sense tbh.
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Sep 22, 2022 18:44
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_____! posted:I just press the handicap door open button when the person behind you is that far away ensuring that it will close on them as they get to it. The fiendish plot of a diabolical criminal mastermind unleashed upon the unsuspecting patrons of The Old Spaghetti Factory
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Sep 22, 2022 19:19
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Beware, citizens, for I have unscrewed the caps of the salt shakers at your table. I hold all the cards
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Panera actually used to be pretty good but now it’s just awful. The last time I got a sandwich there all the sliced turkey was bunched up in the middle of the bread. It was also gristly. Like, how the heck is turkey breast gonna be gristly?
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Sep 22, 2022 19:30
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When I see you coming up behind me not only do I shut the door but I also bar it 
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dot communist posted:Beware, citizens, for I have unscrewed the caps of the salt shakers at your table. I hold all the cards MIND YOUR WELL BEING FOR I HAVE SWAPPED THE CAPS ON THE LOW SODIUM SOY SAUCE BOTTLES AT EVERY ASIAN RESTAURANT IN THE COUNTY. HYPERTENSIVES BEWARE!!! 
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