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Officially fall, time to bust out the decorations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8
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Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I don’t know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so I’m just going to guess an SCA meeting. It’s also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:18 |
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It's Pumpkin Spice season but thank you for trying.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:23 |
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I'm going to dress up as the
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:28 |
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If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:35 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff: The Battle of Ape Canyon was a solemn affair, I understand.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:37 |
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It's my favorite time of year!
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 21:55 |
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ween, hallowed
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:00 |
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I’m looking for ways to defend my puckins Is birdshot ok for defence *dons the cowl*
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:01 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's my favorite time of year! Let's start it off with something really cursed:
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:06 |
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Avairable.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:23 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Let's start it off with something really cursed: gently caress you.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:26 |
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ORBS
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:30 |
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Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it! My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have Spiderman costumes too! I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the poo poo out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so loving loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 loving yards tonight! I’m that loving pumped! I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I loving love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now! I’m thinking about buying a boat this year! I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his rear end! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Spiderman costume! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it! I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on! I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”! I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”! When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again! I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my Spiderman costume and jack-o-lantern candy bucket that I struck out and am settling for a gyro! I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave! When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself! I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to loving party again tomorrow!
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 22:46 |
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BLAAAAGGH! I AM A VAMPIRE!!! haha, just kidding, but could you imagine?
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 23:01 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Let's start it off with something really cursed: QCS twisting like a stir fry rn
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 23:09 |
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Buce posted:I'm going to dress up as the Ummm, it’s called extra luminal travel.
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# ? Sep 22, 2022 23:09 |
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I didn't realize marilyn manson actually covered that song, i thought it was like the Dirty_Deeds_Done_With_Sheep_Weird_Al.mp3 type stuff
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 02:04 |
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Someone in a neighborhood near mine has two yard skeletons, they're like 15-20 feet tall and hang out in their front yard year-round and it rocks.
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 02:20 |
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I have a fall shelf in progress. Featuring one of targets fine selection of fake monster plants as well as pumpkins made of a variety of materials and one tiny gourd teapot thing that I adore unreasonably
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# ? Sep 23, 2022 03:00 |
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stabbing
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 00:35 |
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I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 00:47 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 01:21 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery a funertery. I'm on board
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 01:26 |
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https://youtube.com/shorts/VvkCBDh6HTU?feature=share
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 02:58 |
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what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:02 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it! What I took from this is jealousy that I can’t get a street corner gyro.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:04 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you https://youtube.com/shorts/pyUajs4yyy0?feature=share
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:05 |
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If i ever had a ghost they better haunt me all the time. I got a job. I work 8-10 hours a day. you gonna haunt me, show up and do the job. I expect at least 16 hours of haunting a day Weekends optional
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:24 |
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Thanks for the warm welcome, you scary, scary bitch
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 03:27 |
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Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what. Do you have to pick a bit and stick with it or can you do different kinds of haunting
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:15 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what. No idea. Surprisingly I haven't died yet. The way i see it is: Do what you want when your dead.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 04:28 |
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It’d be great to know for sure, can anyone find out?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 05:24 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:
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Chief McHeath posted:It’d be great to know for sure, can anyone find out? everyone finds out once
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:35 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I don’t know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so I’m just going to guess an SCA meeting. It’s also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers. How big are the beets you buy?
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