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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Officially fall, time to bust out the decorations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6iP0WLsU8

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I don’t know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so I’m just going to guess an SCA meeting. It’s also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's Pumpkin Spice season but thank you for trying.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I'm going to dress up as the mari lwyd shrander and inspire people to creat faster-than-light travel.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Yaldabaoth posted:

If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA

The Battle of Ape Canyon was a solemn affair, I understand.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:spooky: It's my favorite time of year! :spooky:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ween, hallowed

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I’m looking for ways to defend my puckins

Is birdshot ok for defence

*dons the cowl*

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:spooky: It's my favorite time of year! :spooky:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Avairable.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Yaldabaoth posted:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:

gently caress you.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
ORBS

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have Spiderman costumes too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the poo poo out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so loving loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 loving yards tonight! I’m that loving pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I loving love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his rear end! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Spiderman costume! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my Spiderman costume and jack-o-lantern candy bucket that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to loving party again tomorrow!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

BLAAAAGGH! I AM A VAMPIRE!!! :drac:

haha, just kidding, but could you imagine?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Yaldabaoth posted:

Let's start it off with something really cursed:



QCS twisting like a stir fry rn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Buce posted:

I'm going to dress up as the mari lwyd shrander and inspire people to creat faster-than-light travel.

Ummm, it’s called extra luminal :airquote: travel. :crossarms:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I didn't realize marilyn manson actually covered that song, i thought it was like the Dirty_Deeds_Done_With_Sheep_Weird_Al.mp3 type stuff

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Someone in a neighborhood near mine has two yard skeletons, they're like 15-20 feet tall and hang out in their front yard year-round and it rocks.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

I have a fall shelf in progress. Featuring one of targets fine selection of fake monster plants as well as pumpkins made of a variety of materials and one tiny gourd teapot thing that I adore unreasonably

naem
May 29, 2011

stabbing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I used to work in a cemetery and one time someone decorated their grave with Halloween stuff. Plastic skeleton legs and arms and bats and poo poo. I thought it was fun as hell, but management made us take it down

this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

George H.W. oval office posted:

this is incredibly lame. time to open up a fun cemetery

a funertery. I'm on board

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtube.com/shorts/VvkCBDh6HTU?feature=share

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Poohs Packin posted:

Look at my Spiderman costume! loving look at it! This costume means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have Spiderman costumes too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the poo poo out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so loving loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 loving yards tonight! I’m that loving pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I loving love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his rear end! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Spiderman costume! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my Spiderman costume and jack-o-lantern candy bucket that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to loving party again tomorrow!

What I took from this is jealousy that I can’t get a street corner gyro.

naem
May 29, 2011

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what a boring ghost. I have all of time and space at my disposal. Just gonna throw a coat on the floor then jump scare you

https://youtube.com/shorts/pyUajs4yyy0?feature=share

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

If i ever had a ghost they better haunt me all the time. I got a job. I work 8-10 hours a day. you gonna haunt me, show up and do the job. I expect at least 16 hours of haunting a day
Weekends optional

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Thanks for the warm welcome, you scary, scary bitch

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what.

Do you have to pick a bit and stick with it or can you do different kinds of haunting

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

Just so I can prepare for potential afterlife as a ghost, are there rules about haunting? Like are you limited to one or can you haunt as many people as you want or what.

Do you have to pick a bit and stick with it or can you do different kinds of haunting

No idea. Surprisingly I haven't died yet. The way i see it is: Do what you want when your dead.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

It’d be great to know for sure, can anyone find out?

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Yaldabaoth posted:

If you want to get in the mood for Halloween spookiness, check out the youtube channel Bedtime Stories. The videos have a much more somber tone that most youtube videos about spooky stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oebnVIlClxA
I wanna add: these people put their videos as a podcast. If you can't sit through as 20-minute video that barely changes, the podcast is so enjoyable and worth the time. I've been listening to them while eating lunch every day, and the length of the videos is perfect for a meal. None of that filler chit-chat bullshit other paranormal podcasts have. Definitely a good choice for short listen.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

It’d be great to know for sure, can anyone find out?

everyone finds out once

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Fun fact: jack-o-lanterns made from beets will horrify the children much worse than the ones made of pumpkin. I don’t know where to learn how to carve a beet into a jack-o-lantern, so I’m just going to guess an SCA meeting. It’s also good if you want to buy homemade mead, venison, and javelina jerky, and of course to meet fat hairy swingers.

How big are the beets you buy?

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