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when i was a child i'd cup my hand in my armpit and do it, you could even point your hand like a gun while you do it giving the illusion of a fart gun. growing up and getting armpit hair really threw the ol figurative wrench in the works, but i can still manage a gaspy one here and there. ipso facto, however, i used to also as a kid lay on my back and go both hands on behind each knee and liu kang bicycle kick doing the fully auto fart clip i guess what i'm asking is whats your technique and how has life changed you and your approach to fart sounds. is there a part of your body you wish you could make fart sounds with? i've never made a poll on SA so i dunno how you're going to have to old style this one and just post because i am not starting now god bless xox ps you can post tindecks of you making the sound, but know that doing so will subject you to allow other posters to rate and rank u
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por que no las dos?
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Mozi posted:por que no las dos? at the same time? like one pit and one knee? that's fast yoga basically
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Sep 23, 2022 16:14
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i make them with my butt op hth
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Sep 23, 2022 16:53
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If I cup my hands together and press them it can make a little fart sound and it was the easiest way to get away with making people laugh in middle school, just gotta keep your hands out of sight or do it quickly and the teacher has no idea 😎
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Sep 23, 2022 16:57
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aw, i thought the knee fart was a unique skill of mine. none of the other kids could do it
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Sep 23, 2022 16:58
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i make them with my hands, op
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nut posted:at the same time? like one pit and one knee? that's fast yoga basically it's kind of like your avatar
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Sep 23, 2022 17:07
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i feel like the hands farting move is an intensely uncle thing
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Sep 23, 2022 17:08
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I cant do either because i have no arms or legs. Do have a butt tho and that farts pretty good I am also typing with it
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Sep 23, 2022 17:51
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No, I've never been able to do that op. I do like to make fart sounds with soapy hands, though. My 8yo twins think it's hilarious, but also get upset their little hands won't do it.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:45
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i gave my baby a raspberry on her belly the other day and her reaction was like  lol
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Sep 23, 2022 18:47
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I just use my rear end OP.
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Sep 23, 2022 18:48
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Mouth on the skin between thumb and forefinger. You can work notes on that if you want to go all out.
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Sep 23, 2022 19:20
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Growing up we didn't have it easy like you kids nowadays, farting from whatever orifice you like. Back then it was asses only, and we made do. Hell, we even liked it that way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXD9ICjkMgs
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Sep 23, 2022 20:33
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When I was little I thought I was clever because I would put my hand over my mouth so people totally wouldn't know I was making a fart noise and then be like "eew you farted" and it was irrefutable
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Sep 23, 2022 21:04
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I can do it with my left eye socket
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I used to be able to fart with my armpits without cupping a hand under them. I was able to do both at once. But as the OP says, you get older, hairier and in my case, fatter. I can't even do it by cupping my hands under them anymore. Back when I was a teenager I could have smuggled grapefruit in my armpits. It was great because I could do it without making a scene - A barely imperceptible shoulder shrug was what it looked like. I really did fool some people into believing I really farted.
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the loudest and most satisfying fart noise comes from sucking air into your penis and pinching the tip while letting it out
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Sep 24, 2022 00:31
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No op, what is wrong with you?
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Sep 24, 2022 05:50
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les enfants Terrific! posted:i make them with my butt op hth
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I make fart sounfs with my anus!!!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I make fart sounfs with my anus!!! me too! 
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no
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I make them when i go into my larder I call them "valkos", and they are made to praise the new king!
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Toe Sugga
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what is a goon? a miserable little pile of farts
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i had some rank rear end farts this week though they did come out of my anus crop dusted some lady at the store, teach her to ride my rear end while im pushing a cart trying to find the perfect frozen pizza. gotcha dick!
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Wendigee posted:i had some rank rear end farts this week though they did come out of my anus I had some rank farts too and I called a new guy into my office to walk him through the days work, and i kept lettin' em rip like an 80s trump power move, he didn't say poo poo
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vaginite posted:I had some rank farts too and I called a new guy into my office to walk him through the days work, and i kept lettin' em rip like an 80s trump power move, he didn't say poo poo  now you own him in the next life. Pro move.
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if a coworker did that to me i would get a jar and start scooping the air and tell 'em i'm collecting dna for the file
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Sep 24, 2022 06:20
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I'd happily fart on you while you were bent over collecting my rear end gas Poindexter.
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Sep 24, 2022 06:22
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Bad Purchase posted:if a coworker did that to me i would get a jar and start scooping the air and tell 'em i'm collecting dna for the file real talk i really, really need to know if this is a joke or there's actually dna in farts
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Sep 24, 2022 06:31
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yes there is and there is also a file
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I might be going away for awhile
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Sep 24, 2022 06:41
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pin the crime on jimmyjams
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Sep 24, 2022 06:42
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vaginite posted:I might be going away for awhile lol pretty sure farting, unless you can show signs of harrassment like that one guy and accuser, are not actionable. Let them collect your gas friend... they get to smell it again while waving around the jar
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lol https://www.complex.com/life/2018/04/man-loses-lawsuit-against-boss-accused-of-maliciously-farting-on-him-for-a-year
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Wendigee posted:lol In my opening arguments, I’d like to state to the jury that the plaintiff’s jar of farts is neither relevant nor actionable
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