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hi goons, how do you choose a football team to live and die with? I dont want to reveal my geographic location, as I think choosing a team based on your immediate location seems kinda lame, unless thats how everyone does it and im just being a little weirdo about it. but that leaves me with the chargers which have kinda sucky colors! teams I will not be considering: - Dallas Cowboys, because a lot of obnoxious people i know like them. - extreme losers, as being a socdem in the US is a constant kick in the dick as it is, and i dont want to be losing on multiple fronts of my life.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:25 |
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buglord posted:as I think choosing a team based on your immediate location seems kinda lame, unless thats how everyone does it and im just being a little weirdo about it. but that leaves me with the chargers which have kinda sucky colors! Its good to do this so you can actually go in person to the games which is a lot more fun than watching on tv
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:03 |
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the packers are the most soc-dem compliant team, being owned by a publicly held nonprofit instead of a billionaire bastard. they're also pretty good right now! (this will end in a few year when their vaxx-sceptic weirdo qb ages into dust)
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:07 |
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The Rams LA is best city in the world Blue and yellow look fresh as hell Superbowl champions Kicker is gay
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:13 |
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+1 To the Packers. Aaron Rodgers is a derp, but the team's ownership is pretty cool and they are fun to watch and tend to win poo poo.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:13 |
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I became a Raiders fan over 20 years ago and you should not based on your criteria, especially not right now.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:15 |
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Watch some Lamar Jackson highlights and become a Ravens fan op
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:19 |
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MrQwerty posted:I became a Raiders fan over 20 years ago and you should not based on your criteria, especially not right now. I made this thread after seeing my friend engage in self harm this season by being a raiders fan. Its not going well but im wishing him the best. I can convert to raiders because the owner seems like a really cool hapsburg sports lich, and apparently they're somewhat progressive as a sports team
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:24 |
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Wall Balls posted:the packers are the most soc-dem compliant team, being owned by a publicly held nonprofit instead of a billionaire bastard. they're also pretty good right now! (this will end in a few year when their vaxx-sceptic weirdo qb ages into dust) Canine Blues Arooo posted:+1 To the Packers. Aaron Rodgers is a derp, but the team's ownership is pretty cool and they are fun to watch and tend to win poo poo. Another +1 for the Packers here. Our colors may be garbage but they are consistently pretty good, even on years they don't play well. Its very rare they don't at least make it to the playoffs but seem to always lose the NFC championship game. They are usually always at the top of the division too so you can rub into the faces of any Bears or Vikings fans you know. I guess Lions fans too but come on, are they even a team after the last few years? The reckoning for the Packers is coming soon since Aaron Rodgers will probably retire in the next few years. I say good riddance. If dude kept his mouth shut and just got a COVID shot it wouldn't be so bad but now I just want that rear end in a top hat to go away. Then again he brought back the mullet so even if he kept his mouth shut he has still committed some serious crimes against humanity. I say all that as someone who owns Packer stock.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:27 |
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Detroit Lions
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:28 |
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buglord posted:I made this thread after seeing my friend engage in self harm this season by being a raiders fan. Its not going well but im wishing him the best. Mark Davis is an ultimate doofus failson and Al Davis was key to a lot of integration stuff in the league so the Raiders definitely have that stuff going for them. They just can't ever make anything work.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:30 |
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Browns because that's the color of poop.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:09 |
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the portland vapers
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buglord posted:- extreme losers, as being a socdem in the US is a constant kick in the dick as it is, and i dont want to be losing on multiple fronts of my life. Are you sure? You're perfectly predisposed to being a Vikings fan, what with being used to constantly being kicked in the dick.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:11 |
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I grew up and live in Washington state, so Seattle Seahawks.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:21 |
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You could also choose to follow a specific player instead. Tom Brady is a good choice since even though he is a massive piece of poo poo dude is usually always winning. You'll still end up choosing one team for most of their career but it allows you to change your team later in their career.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:35 |
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have you considered getting into high school football instead of NFL?
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:46 |
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Wall Balls posted:the packers are the most soc-dem compliant team, being owned by a publicly held nonprofit instead of a billionaire bastard. they're also pretty good right now! (this will end in a few year when their vaxx-sceptic weirdo qb ages into dust) Either this or the Bill's because the Bill's mafia poo poo is loving funny AF. i hate football so these are the reasons I'd pick a team if I have to.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:46 |
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Saalkin posted:Either this or the Bill's because the Bill's mafia poo poo is loving funny AF. This is also very good answer. If you're not going to like the Rams you should go put yourself through a loving table
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Wall Balls posted:the packers are the most soc-dem compliant team, being owned by a publicly held nonprofit instead of a billionaire bastard. they're also pretty good right now! (this will end in a few year when their vaxx-sceptic weirdo qb ages into dust) This is the obvious choice buglord.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:15 |
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NOW is the time to be a Patriots fan! No more Tom Brady you can dick-ride the Pats without feeling like you’re just jumping on the bandwagon. Honestly just follow whatever team you’re geographically close too. If they win—fun! Even if they suck it’s fun to watch a bunch of big dumb losers fail to play a stupid game.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:16 |
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Chargers colors are rad and not sucky OP! Maybe try the Arizona Cardinals? They are the oldest NFL team and they always need more fans. Or the Cleveland Browns. They just brought back THE ELF. Or the Kansas City Chiefs, as Patrick Mahomes is cool.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:23 |
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Bills if you like flaming tables and the idea of throwing dildos on the field. Also, if you live in an impoverished country, the winners of 4 straight superbowls! Browns if you're pro-serial sex crimes, and the idea of feeding a machine designed to produce endless failure appeals to you.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:25 |
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Edmonton Oilers. RIDE OR DIE, BITCH!!!
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:26 |
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It's the Bengals for sure, come accept the welcoming embrace of disappointment. Plus their uniforms are rad.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:27 |
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Philadelphia Eagles if you like riots.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:28 |
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Saalkin posted:Either this or the Bill's because the Bill's mafia poo poo is loving funny AF. bills would be my second recommendation for sure. i think they're gonna be good for a long time, they have the whole revenge for the 4 straight superbowl losses storyline, and yeah, their fanbase is wilding out plus you have even more reason to hate the pats
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:30 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Philadelphia Eagles if you
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:32 |
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Just pick the Packers man. They're known for pulling off crazy rear end plays and it's really entertaining to watch. Only team in the NFL that's publicly owned. Rodgers is turning into a chud but he'll be gone soon.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:39 |
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comedy option: miami dolphins
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:00 |
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football games are expensive to attend, got drat
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I. M. Gei posted:Or the Kansas City Chiefs, as Patrick Mahomes is cool. He's a trump loving shitbird who also somehow loves ketchup even more than trump does. gently caress him.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:04 |
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every nfl player has the iq of a border collie. don't bother trying to pick on personality or any of that poo poo. just spend a few sundays watching all the games you can and pick the team you found the most fun. there's no rush. football is dangerous and profitable so it's never going away
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:22 |
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binge crotching posted:He's a trump loving shitbird who also somehow loves ketchup even more than trump does. gently caress him. His mom is a moron but I haven't seen anything credible associated with mahomies political views.. just fake photoshops and fake quotes
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Wall Balls posted:comedy option: miami dolphins Oh my god this play won the game for them today. Ha!
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:26 |
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Eight-Six posted:football games are expensive to attend, got drat Some Packers fans have waited almost 50 years for season tickets. That wait is now over. quote:More than 99% of the Packers' 38,000 season ticket holders renew their seats every year, which results in about 70-100 new ticket buyers. The team has a waiting list of 140,000 for 81,441-seat Lambeau Field, which means a long time on the list.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:27 |
I say Washington DC. Commanders. We're the capitol of the country. We really suck, but when we do win or ruin other teams' chances in the late season, its really funny. Plus, if you get in now, when we do well 10 years from now you can say you aren't band wagoning.
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:35 |
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yeah dan snyder's just a few more years away from turning that ship around
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# ? Sep 25, 2022 23:38 |
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We Got Us A Bread posted:Bills if you like flaming tables and the idea of throwing dildos on the field. Also, if you live in an impoverished country, the winners of 4 straight superbowls!
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:25 |
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didn't read the thread but here's how i picked a nba team (started watching last year): watch clips on instagram/tiktok/youtube of sport of yuor choice. take a liking to the style of a team or the personality of some of the players on a team. start watching games of theirs and feel free to flip teams when they play a bette rteam with more charismatic players. you're in an exploratory phase, so just enjoy some content and go with your gut. picking the home team cause it's close is def for chumps
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