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For fifty bucks? I'll put my face in their soup and blow.
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I told him you two were pretty hot and heavy.
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Sep 30, 2022 05:59
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It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
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Sep 30, 2022 06:04
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I’ll tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the death penalty for double-parking. If this is allowed to go on this is not a society. THIS IS ANARCHY!
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Sep 30, 2022 11:55
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What's wrong with these tip calculators? I just left five bucks for a BLT!! 
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Sep 30, 2022 16:14
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He had to use corkscrew pasta...
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Sep 30, 2022 16:17
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I like to strain the sauce.
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Sep 30, 2022 17:46
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…You’re not wearing a shirt, are you?
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Sep 30, 2022 17:52
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Hey, I got the body of a taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.
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Sep 30, 2022 21:15
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In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "comedian." You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian.
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Oct 1, 2022 23:40
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I can't get this drat thing to sleep!
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Oct 2, 2022 04:46
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Oh no, don't say that. You'll jinx me!
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Oct 2, 2022 14:55
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One tuck, one no tuck.
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Oct 2, 2022 17:14
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Flaming Globes of Sigmund! That's my note! That’s what I thought was so funny! That's not funny... there's nothing funny about that.
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Oct 2, 2022 21:06
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By the way, potee, the suspenders? A little hacky.
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Oct 2, 2022 22:55
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"Puke!" That's a funny word! Can I use that?
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Oct 3, 2022 15:52
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Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home
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Oct 3, 2022 16:38
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Palmtree Panic, ya gotta see the baby!
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Oct 3, 2022 16:47
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby. 
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Oct 3, 2022 16:51
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Breathtaking
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Oct 3, 2022 19:37
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What am I, hard of smelling?
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Oct 3, 2022 19:41
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I think it's that East River. I think it might be polluted.
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Oct 3, 2022 20:03
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...he just sank like a stone! 
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Oct 3, 2022 20:48
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Olly olly oxenfree!
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Oct 3, 2022 21:27
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He might die...
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Oct 3, 2022 21:40
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bravesword posted:Olly olly oxenfree! Tippy toe! Tippy toe!
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Oct 3, 2022 21:57
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The big toe! The toe captain!
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Oct 3, 2022 23:22
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I got a toe here, buddy, step on it!
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Oct 4, 2022 00:57
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You're Batman!
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Oct 4, 2022 01:47
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Yeah, I am Batman.
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Oct 4, 2022 03:54
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Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you up.
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Oct 4, 2022 03:59
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That's not gonna be good for the thread.
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Oct 4, 2022 04:17
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That’s not gonna be good for anybody.
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Oct 4, 2022 08:06
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I try take a vacation... I come back, the whole operation is in shambles. 
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Oct 4, 2022 08:43
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Jerry... the factory is in Sweden...
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Oct 4, 2022 10:09
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Well, is this downtown trip really necessary, you know, for the project?
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Oct 4, 2022 17:06
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I'm at the corner of...First and First? How can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
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Oct 4, 2022 17:31
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SirPablo posted:Well, is this downtown trip really necessary, you know, for the project? SirPablo, I've read this post history. It's very troubling, very troubling indeed. It's a sick mind at work here.
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Oct 4, 2022 19:08
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You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed?
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Oct 4, 2022 19:56
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It's so self-absorbed and egotistical, like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.
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