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I’m learning that reading between the cultural lines is something we all do. Is a pissing contest a duel, distance, basically Splatoon, volume, or something else? Doubt it’s duration.
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I take it as an indirect contest, ie: a pissing contest is "I can do this better than you" not "I will defeat you with this." It's not a direct competition person vs person, but a single person's test of strength and skill measured on a scale vs another person's strength and skill measured on a scale. Duration could be that scale. Two guys walk up to two different urinals, one guy says "I bet I can outlast you" and the other guy agrees to the challenge. 3.2.1.  Last one making noise wins.Wait, are we talking metaphorically?
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Sep 30, 2022 22:55
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its piss combat. two dudes tete-a-tete, pants pulled halfway down. doing this weird waddling thing, chasing each other in circles trying to get more piss on the other. you fall down you get fuckin soaked you lost.
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Sep 30, 2022 22:57
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my dommes always told me that it was who could drink the most piss
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Sep 30, 2022 22:58
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you have to see if you can piss 6ft into the air straight up without getting wet
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Sep 30, 2022 23:00
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Linda Belcher calls it a "peeing race" in an episode of Bob's Burgers. I don't know if that clears anything up, OP. it didn't for me.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:02
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The goal is to piss six feet directly up without getting wet.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:03
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The goal is to piss six feet directly up without getting wet. That's a challenge! Also I can't afford a down payment so like, kinda need to win this
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Sep 30, 2022 23:04
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I always played for distance. Unless you are talking about lightsaber fights, but those are just in good fun.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:12
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most vibrant color gets extra points
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Sep 30, 2022 23:16
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Focusing on distance favors pipsqueaks with tight urethras.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:23
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it’s a real contest, but you really should only challenge people who are in the same ball size division as yourself
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Sep 30, 2022 23:30
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I feel like ball size is more about what kind of satellite dish you can make.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:31
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Posting it since I was beat twice already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc&t=28s
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Sep 30, 2022 23:31
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whoever has the darkest and most viscous urine wins the day
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Sep 30, 2022 23:32
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you pinch the end of your foreskin and whoever can get the biggest piss balloon wins.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:34
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hemale in pain posted:you pinch the end of your foreskin and whoever can get the biggest piss balloon wins. this is a gender neutral contest
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Sep 30, 2022 23:39
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In addition to the physical act of pissing, the contestants are judged on the spirit (級) of both their technique (段) and "flowing yellow river of life's flowers." (小川 金之助) After the contest, the contestants must write an essay extolling the virtues of both their practice and competition. The judges weigh these essays most heavily.
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Sep 30, 2022 23:44
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Buce posted:this is a gender neutral contest people with vaginas can do the same but VERY carefully
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Sep 30, 2022 23:54
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hemale in pain posted:people with vaginas can do the same but VERY carefully superglue works the same way on all genders
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Oct 1, 2022 00:21
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Whip em out op, let’s do this
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Oct 1, 2022 00:32
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I'm pretty sure "Pissing Contest" is just the slightly more polite way of saying "Penis Contest".
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Oct 1, 2022 00:35
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kntfkr posted:my dommes always told me that it was who could drink the most piss Oh it’s 5 gallons then, I only know one chick who can drink 5 gallons of piss. She won a contest last year but it wasn’t for piss. 
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Oct 1, 2022 00:36
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waterbending
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Oct 1, 2022 00:48
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Buttchocks posted:waterbending "Then, the Fire Nation attacked.... So we peed on 'em to put them out, it was easy, problem solved, and they were embarrassed."
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm pretty sure "Pissing Contest" is just the slightly more polite way of saying "Penis Contest". I'm pretty sure it's not meant to be polite or say that
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Oct 1, 2022 02:06
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Bobcats posted:I’m learning that reading between the cultural lines is something we all do. See, it's like a swordfight, but with dicks. Also a woman can beat a guy in a pissing contest if she holds him down and pisses all over his face. Though if it's that guy's kink, he'd call it win-win.
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Oct 1, 2022 03:08
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as long as it ends up in my mouth I don't care!!!
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Oct 1, 2022 03:09
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Stream strength and pressure, OP. Distance is the usual way to check it, but modern technology allows us to be more precise. People with a penis are at a natural advantage but not, imo, one that can't be overcome with training and physical conditioning.
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Oct 1, 2022 03:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=578Xm6bgMdQ
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Oct 1, 2022 03:13
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An illustration of a naturally gifted pisser:
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Oct 1, 2022 03:15
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If you can’t hang with the big dogs go piss with the puppies
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Oct 1, 2022 03:16
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:An illustration of a naturally gifted pisser: 60 kegels every day you can do this too
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Oct 1, 2022 03:17
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:60 kegels every day you can do this too Exactly. Like any contest, a gifted amateur can only go so far. You have to practice. You have to train your muscles.
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Oct 1, 2022 03:25
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somewhere out there is the kirk johnson of urethras
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Oct 1, 2022 03:27
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google "pissing off america" warning: it's 
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Bad Purchase posted:somewhere out there is the kirk johnson of urethras Sounds wild
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