PUS*Y FLAVOR POTATO CHIPS: who's buying some [NWS]

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Ages 18+ Only, These Potato Chips Are Made With Vagina-like Taste :siren:

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Ages 18+ Only, These Potato Chips Are Made With Vagina-like Taste

Ages 18+ Only, These Potato Chips Are Made With Vagina-like Taste

Jakarta �
Unlike other potato chip products. This one potato chip is packed with pictures and sensual flavor variants especially for adults.

So far, potato chips have become a common snack product that can be enjoyed from children to adults. Unlike this Lithuanian potato chip.

Reporting from OddityCentral (13/09), a potato chip manufacturer by the name of CHAZZ, has just launched an NSFW or adult food product. Because the packaging and flavor variants of these potato chips are erotic.

Indeed, this potato product is targeted at buyers over the age of 18. The chip packaging is designed with a logo containing a sexy woman wearing luxurious lingerie.

Read also: Obsessed with being skinny, this model is willing to only eat cheetos until she can�t walk� more

These potato chips, which are called preservative-free, have the �18++ Adults Only� logo on the front of the package.

The flavor variant that is no less controversial is Pussy Flavor, which is a play on the word vagina in English. Then there�s Bloody Mary Cocktail to White Wine.

Using the basic ingredients of potato, oil, salt, garlic, sugar, natural sour cream to black pepper.

For Ages 18+, These Potato Chips Are Made With Vagina-like Taste

According to the official CHAZZ website, this vaginal flavor variant was created by the CHAZZ marketing team who are familiar with the �vaginal� taste. Despite causing debates and arguments, in the end they did not only issue Pussy Flavor variants, and launched several other flavor variants.

After they discovered the formula for today�s potato chips, they asked several spice manufacturers in Europe to come up with the most similar flavor, from the �vagina� flavor they intended to season their potato chips with.

In making these controversial potato chips, there were many female employees who took part to create the vaginal flavored potato chip formula.

But they do mention that these vaginal-flavored potato chips go back to individual taste. They also assert that these potato chips are made for people who are brave and free-spirited.

�These potato chips are made for those who live their lives the way they want, who aren�t afraid to stand out in a crowd, and don�t care what people say,� said a CHAZZ representative.

For the price, a package of potato chips is currently priced at 9.9 euros (Rp 150,398).

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https://indonesia.postsen.com/business/207218/Ages-18--Only-These-Potato-Chips-Are-Made-With-Vagina-like-Taste.html

Is anybody gonna try these? Haha sounds gross but maybe if i was drunk .... or hungry

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:07

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:32

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Dick flavored chips

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:10

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

Its 2022 grandpa, we eat rear end flavor

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:12

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Dick flavored chips

Tadger crisps for the UK market

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:15

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Most pussy i've eaten was after showers, so i assume these chips then are actually soap flavored?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:15

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

That's slightly gross

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:18

girl befriender: Sep 22, 2014; by vyelkin

spencers must be doing terribly if stuff like this has to resort to viral marketing.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:19

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

If you had to synthesize vagina flavor from common household ingredients (no bodily fluids U sicko

) how would you do it?

worcestshire, lemon juice, ranch in 4:1:1 ratio

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:31

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you had to synthesize vagina flavor from common household ingredients (no bodily fluids U sicko ) how would you do it?

worcestshire, lemon juice, ranch in 4:1:1 ratio

Toilet paper soaked in tabasco

# ? Oct 2, 2022 12:36

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Stale beer :xd:

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:01

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Can of surstr�mming

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:04

rekko: Jul 24, 2022; 〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
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Almost 10� for a bag of chips?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:09

rekko: Jul 24, 2022; 〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
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Mooey Cow posted:

Can of surstr�mming

Pls see a gynecologist

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:11

Oh Don Piano: Nov 4, 2009

Should be a perfect pairing :munch:

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# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:20

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

They're just going to melt some of that Gwyneth Paltrow candle over the chips.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:23

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

but does it have that slight tang of pubic hair

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

There's a special flavor packet full of pubes

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:33

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I love going down on women more than the next person, but like... time and place, people. Out of situational context, those chips must be awful.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 13:43

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I love going down on women more than the next person

We will need to see the research on this

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:11

Shiney McShine: Oct 12, 2010; paperwork; Personal Earpiece

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you had to synthesize vagina flavor from common household ingredients (no bodily fluids U sicko ) how would you do it?

worcestshire, lemon juice, ranch in 4:1:1 ratio

Surely some seafood ingredients would be required like sardines or tuna?

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:16

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

A squirt of fish sauce

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:18

Jandipoo: Mar 29, 2008; I am the great Cornholio!

Shiney McShine posted:

Surely some seafood ingredients would be required like sardines or tuna?

Worcestshire is made with anchovies.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:32

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 3, 2004

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Obsessed with being skinny, this model is willing to only eat cheetos until she can�t walk

it doesn't sound like her pussy tastes very good, i'll hold out for normal pussy potato chips

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:33

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Galaxy brained version of this would be pussy that tastes like Doritos

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:35

Madness: Jan 23, 2007

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I love going down on women more than the next person, but like... time and place, people. Out of situational context, those chips must be awful.

Totally agree, but I would also totally try these lol.. Also, what dirty pussies have you all been eating with fish taste etc lol.. I only ever had that 1 time with a girl and she clearly had some poo poo wrong.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:37

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

Eating pussy chips and wondering why it tastes like my best friend's dick lmao

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:52

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

I remember seeing pussy scented incense at the skate shop, I wonder if it's from a similar compound

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:55

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

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According to the official CHAZZ website, this vaginal flavor variant was created by the CHAZZ marketing team who are familiar with the ‘vaginal’ taste.

some real "why yes we are sex havers" energy here

# ? Oct 2, 2022 14:59

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://soundcloud.com/ken-hames/alexis-stewart-oooh-cunty

It's a good thing.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:00

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

ElectricSheep posted:

some real "why yes we are sex havers" energy here

Yeah, I like how they also mention there were women involved at the company in this decision

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:04

itry: Aug 23, 2019

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Ingredients: 56% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, salt, onion, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavoring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavoring), flavoring, parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavoring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay laurel leaves.

Nutrition declaration per 100 g: Energy value 2160 kJ/518 kcal. Fats 31.8 g, of which saturates 2 g, carbohydrates 49.9 g, of which sugars 3.6 g, fiber 3.8 g, protein 6.2 g, salt 1.7 g.

Net quantity: 90 g

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A great GIFT for the one you love, cause to initiate a romantic evening, or just simple delight for your taste buds and fun chat about sex;

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:10

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

I bought those "Illegal Chips" that were around last december. They were absolute poo poo. No flavor, had me being like

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:36

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Someone could have a literal crumb of pussy.

# ? Oct 2, 2022 15:39

phobo: Aug 7, 2008

Finally! A chip for psychopaths!!

# ? Oct 2, 2022 16:02

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

phobo posted:

Finally! A chip for psychopaths!!

We already have dill flavor

# ? Oct 2, 2022 16:12

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

finally, the flavors of oral sex, but with crunch!

# ? Oct 2, 2022 16:29

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