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.. do you drape them over the front or the back of the bar stool? Oh listen! Xylophone Dog Butthole Boy is on the radio, another million for me! 
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Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls" 100% chance you can't do it without laughing, this doesn't just go for you OP but everyone else who posts in this thread
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Oct 3, 2022 00:53
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Wrap them around you're penis
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Oct 3, 2022 01:04
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Is there cosmetic surgery to get your sack tightened? A nut lift if you will.
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Oct 3, 2022 01:07
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they are nature's badge of honor for ball-havers
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is there cosmetic surgery to get your sack tightened? A nut lift if you will. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34526205/
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Devils Affricate posted:Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls" This is 100% true. Also I don't have the OP's problem, sounds weird.
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Oct 3, 2022 01:17
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just suck it in a little
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They don't tell you about the saggy old man balls or rampant ear and nose hair in health class.
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women act like they have it uniquely rough with menopause, but as usual they're erasing men's struggles such as longer scrotums
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I use em to teabag you’re mom op
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Bad Purchase posted:just suck it in a little But then u wanna suck it in a little more, and a little more..
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But then u wanna suck it in a little more, and a little more.. What are you so fearful of?
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Devils Affricate posted:What are you so fearful of? Conjuring a succubus.  
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Oct 3, 2022 02:33
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Devils Affricate posted:Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls" I thought that it was actually about balls, but "ears" was just the way you said it around camp counselors?
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Oct 3, 2022 02:52
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OP plucks OP's shriveled gray scrotum hairs one by one with tweezers until the pores bleed
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Oct 3, 2022 02:55
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lmao, imagine having balls. a big sack of stupid flesh lumps dangling from the hull of your penis. just loving lmao
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Oct 3, 2022 03:16
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Think about all the pee. Just think about it
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Buce posted:lmao, imagine having balls. a big sack of stupid flesh lumps dangling from the hull of your penis. just loving lmao Lol then what the hell do YOU have down there then fella? 
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Oct 3, 2022 03:26
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Anyways imagine having to tell all your homies that you got Harry Pottered. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol then what the hell do YOU have down there then fella? claspers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clasper
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Oct 3, 2022 04:31
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Hahaha yeah see it’s all men. Go gently caress a prostitute if you straight. 
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Oct 3, 2022 04:35
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Devils Affricate posted:Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls" 'Do Your Balls Hang Low' was most likely the original, dating to the first World War.
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Beachcomber posted:'Do Your Balls Hang Low' was most likely the original, dating to the first World War. not likely, the great war was a hoax
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my urethra lips somehow sag lower than my balls. i have not been to see a doctor about this yet so please no questions.
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Devils Affricate posted:Try singing the Ears Hang Low song but replace "ears" with "balls" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZazNbG_3m9A
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Oct 3, 2022 08:35
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Yeah I’m cute, yeah I’m right, no I’m not that. Wanna get hurt some more?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0ZhaRj2qc
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i tuck them up into my rear end hole and then shoot them out at people violently when im provoked
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Oct 3, 2022 23:43
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I am not that old buy my balls sag regardless, should I consult a sack doctor?
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Oct 3, 2022 23:44
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Balldo wouldn't have a business if it weren't for the Scrote Drag Crew
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w4ddl3d33 posted:i tuck them up into my rear end hole and then shoot them out at people violently when im provoked 
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Oct 3, 2022 23:46
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Nah you guys just need to pee. Pee is stored in the balls. Unless your a chick, then it’s stored in the boobs. 
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i had to wear a suit the other day so i shaved while showering to be less itchy and i nicked my ball bag op (!) and let me tell you it was worse than having a little itchiness
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Oct 4, 2022 03:17
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Shrinkage! [but the taint sames same.]
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My ball bag veins / capillaries seem to be getting bigger and more defined with age. I thought I was shaving a very big ball pube. Nope, vein.
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Oct 4, 2022 03:34
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I've never been able to convince my wife that the scrotum is one bag. She maintains that it is two.
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Oct 4, 2022 03:37
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mine is a double hull configuration, like titanic
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I have 2 ball stories: The time my very best guy friend for years who was an older Filipino coworker bartender invited me and a girlfriend over to his house to get us baked. It was a nice day and he'd been playing tennis earlier so he had white shorts on. After a few hits off the pipe I saw that a surprisingly small surprisingly hairless pink ball was gently plastered to his damp thigh and stretched out of his shorts a ways, maybe 3 inches? [He had one ankle up on a knee.] I was so baked and I could NOT keep my eyes off it and my girlfriend noticed it too. We are helplessly giggling, pretty much dying. I can still see the baby fine red veins. He finally said, "What what's so funny?!" we never did tell him And this excerpt:
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i feel like my balls are going to remain as pert and full as the day they dropped. forever. that day being january 21st 2007
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