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When you remove eggs from the eg box. do you make sure that the eggs left in the box are in a rotationally symmetrical arrangement so that the weight in the box is distributed evenly, like so ⬤◯⬤ ⬤◯⬤ ◯⬤⬤ ⬤⬤◯ ◯◯⬤ ⬤◯◯ i do and it means that if my egg box was a truck it wouldn't tip over when going around a corner. but it's not a truck it's jsut a box of eggs in my fridge,
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 09:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:49 |
No
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 09:59 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 10:13 |
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have you had any health and safety incidents as a result of this
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 10:20 |
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i keep them loose in a bag on the floor, op
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 10:24 |
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I bust my nuts one by one so yes
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 10:26 |
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Yes but not like that. I go from one end to the other but then put the empty end in first so I am always grabbing the heavy end.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 10:28 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:12 |
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mods please rename the op to Egg Hypervisor
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:14 |
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Eggs don't go in the fridge
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:19 |
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I've never done this but it sounds like a good idea so I'm gonna give it a try
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:21 |
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chicken eggs?
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:26 |
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Buce posted:chicken eggs? affirmative
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:29 |
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Yes
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:30 |
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cool(???) thing i just realised the store near my apartment sells eggs in packs of 9 in a 3x3 square, and it turns out that it's possible for any number of eggs to be arranged symmetrically, which is not true of a pack of 6 eggs. look ⬤⬤⬤ ⬤⬤⬤ ◯⬤⬤ ⬤⬤⬤ ⬤◯⬤ ⬤⬤⬤ ⬤⬤⬤ ⬤⬤⬤ ⬤⬤◯ ⬤⬤⬤ ◯⬤◯ ⬤◯⬤ ◯◯◯ ⬤⬤⬤ ◯◯◯ ⬤⬤⬤ ◯⬤◯ ⬤◯⬤ ◯◯⬤ ◯◯⬤ ◯◯◯ ◯⬤◯ ◯◯◯ ◯⬤◯ ⬤◯◯ ⬤◯◯ ◯◯◯
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:36 |
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Yes, op
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:55 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:cool(???) thing i just realised the first two would tip on half your turns you rube, you absolute dumbass edit: gently caress you! Jorge Bell fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Oct 3, 2022 |
# ? Oct 3, 2022 11:58 |
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I choose the eggs completely at random.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:03 |
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Gave your mom’s eggs a “load balance”
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:14 |
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Replace the eggs in your house with rocks so when your wife goes to make eggs poo poo outs a rock in the pan instead lmao lol haha
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:15 |
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also I only eat emu eggs
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:23 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:When you remove eggs from the eg box. do you make sure that the eggs left in the box are in a rotationally symmetrical arrangement so that the weight in the box is distributed evenly, like so Yes. Yes, I do this.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:29 |
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load balance THESE eggs right here, ya bitch
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:48 |
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Yes, I absolutely loathe asymmetry.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:50 |
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Cobra Commander posted:Gave your mom’s eggs a “load balance” actually laughed really hard at this
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:52 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've never done this but it sounds like a good idea so I'm gonna give it a try tried it and all I have to say I'LL GET YOU OP!!!! YOU SUCK! I'LL GET YOU!
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:57 |
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Do you leave the empty shells in the carton
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 12:59 |
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I do. My wife doesn’t. I make a point of trolling her by always balancing out the eggs whenever I use a carton.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:03 |
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Yes, OP
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:28 |
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Well poo poo. I've always just eaten the entire carton in one sitting to avoid this problem! You have no idea how much this life hack will improve my digestive health.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:35 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:41 |
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I make a point of keeping the carton as unbalanced as possible because I like to live dangerously, but I understand if you can't handle the adrenaline OP
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:47 |
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:When you remove eggs from the eg box. do you make sure that the eggs left in the box are in a rotationally symmetrical arrangement so that the weight in the box is distributed evenly, like so I'm pretty sure if you're packing a truck most of the weight should be toward the front and not evenly distributed. So your egg truck is a total failure.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 13:48 |
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Absolutely. Imagine lifting an egg carton, and there were too many eggs on one side. That would be a disaster.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:08 |
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Eggs don't go in the fridge
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:17 |
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american eggs require fridging to reduce the chance of hideous disease eggs from countries with more developed regulations do not, as they have not had the protective covering scoured off
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:28 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:american eggs require fridging to reduce the chance of hideous disease A protective covering of chicken poo poo and egg-laying effluvia. *gets salmonella, shits violently*
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:32 |
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01000101 11111111 00000000 10100101 These are some of the eggceptable configurations.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:48 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:A protective covering of chicken poo poo and egg-laying effluvia. salmonella isn't necessarily endemic in chickens in general, though, we just tolerate it in american industrial chickens to keep meat/eggs cheap. the chicks are born without it and pick it up from from living in filth. so it probably does need to be washed off of those eggs, but not necessarily eggs from chickens in someone's yard or eggs from a farm in a country w/ better standards e: also just lol if you don't empty the carton into the egg bin. don't you have an egg bin? amateurs. poverty goat fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Oct 3, 2022 |
# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:51 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:49 |
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I have chickens so it's a strict order of freshness. E: and yeah none of them have salmonella. fishing with the fam posted:Well poo poo. I've always just eaten the entire carton in one sitting to avoid this problem! You have no idea how much this life hack will improve my digestive health.
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# ? Oct 3, 2022 14:54 |