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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

yes but do you wear the fur coat and have the candelabra balanced on the monitor precariously as well?

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

yes but do you wear the fur coat and have the candelabra balanced on the monitor precariously as well?


?!? obviously

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
if i'm honest with myself i'm really more of a victor borge tho

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
what pair programming feels like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8R0ZwYvXpg

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

rotor posted:

if i'm honest with myself i'm really more of a victor borge tho
borge was p funny

quote:

Seeing an interested person in the front row, he would ask them, "Do you like good music?" or "Do you care for piano music?" After an affirmative answer, Borge would take a piece of sheet music from his piano and say, "Here is some", and hand it over. After the audience's laughter died down, he would say, "That'll be $1.95" (or whatever the current price might be). He would then ask whether the audience member could read music; if the member said yes, he would ask a higher price. If he got no response from the audience after a joke, he would often add "… when this ovation has died down, of course." The delayed punchline to handing the person the sheet music would come when he would reach the end of a number and begin playing the penultimate notes over and over, with a puzzled look. He would then go back to the person in the audience, retrieve the sheet music, tear off a piece of it, stick it on the piano, and play the last couple of notes from it.
lol

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

I don't know why I find absurdist poo poo like this funny but gat damnit I really do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011


The title of that chart is sales for "The 'six' color company," which I have learned was a nickname for Apple.

quote:

Back in the olden days, Apple’s logo featured a rainbow of six colors. Longtime Apple fans and employees used to say that if you cut them, they would “bleed six colors.”

Steve Jobs described his return to Apple in this way:

quote:

I had expected that all of the good people would have left. And I found these miraculous people… I tried to ask this as tactfully as I could, “Why are you still here?” And a lot of them had this little phrase, “Because I bleed in six colors.” Which was the old six-color Apple logo. And that was code for, “because I love what this place stands for.”

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

today’s harvest. orange habanero, red habanero, and a ghost pepper. I’ve already handed out 70 peppers and I have a ton to go. guess I need to start drying/freezing.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


make hot sauce

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
i grew peppers for awhile and one really fun thing was soaking and cooking a bunch of chopped habaneros in milk and then using the milk to make cookies

nice and mildly zesty chocolate chip cookies

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

PokeJoe posted:

make hot sauce

i'll make a ghost pepper sauce once about 6 of them ripen. one drop of that stuff in a bowl will make any salsa almost unbearable.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I made some chili lard and it was good except it went rancid 😓

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

make jelly

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002


some habanero jam on top of toast with cream cheese sounds amazing

it'll be a perfect christmas gift

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

psiox posted:

i grew peppers for awhile and one really fun thing was soaking and cooking a bunch of chopped habaneros in milk and then using the milk to make cookies

nice and mildly zesty chocolate chip cookies

:monocle:

that sounds tasty

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
you can pickle the habaneros too and they'll last basically fuckin forever in the fridge and go great on tacos and burgs with the onions you should also be pickling. the pickling takes away some of the heat but leaves that awesome floral/fruity flavor

e; i have a bush of em growing right now but I was bad about harvesting them when they were good so a lot of them went bad on the plant. same with the shishito bush

Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Oct 4, 2022

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
Cold smoke them, then dry them. Smoky Habanero powder is loving fantastic.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Sonic the HeyImwalkinhere!

or

Gotta Go Gabbagool

or

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




ice to meet you

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



hey man can you give me the ice fade

you mean like vanilla ice

no man the new japanese shaved ice look

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



uhhhh negative, I am a meat popsicle

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

New Posting Station

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


this hair has the same vibe and energy of mid-2000s case modding

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




oh man i finally figured out where i've seen this before. it was my cyberpunk 2077 character

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
bad for posting
bad for everything

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003




Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


:rip:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
absolutely no trucks given

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


look out here come my posts

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


What is in these pills anyway?

Like, for instance Spanish Fly, the famous aphrodisiac of days past, is ground up Cantharides beetles, which contain an extremely poisonous substance that causes an burning sensation in the bladder and urethra once metabolized and excreted in the urine. I could see how people might think "my dick is on fire, the pills must be working!"

Is there something similar in the joker pills?

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



similar concept where the joker pill doesn't actually help but you think it is because it makes your dick totally twisted

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

It probably has some synthetic drug that hasn't technically been banned by the fda yet that will give you a heart attack

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Truman Peyote posted:

similar concept where the joker pill doesn't actually help but you think it is because it makes your dick totally twisted

damaged
:dong:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

New Posting Station



"Yeah, well I sleep in a big burger with my terrier."

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Sagebrush posted:

What is in these pills anyway?

Like, for instance Spanish Fly, the famous aphrodisiac of days past, is ground up Cantharides beetles, which contain an extremely poisonous substance that causes an burning sensation in the bladder and urethra once metabolized and excreted in the urine. I could see how people might think "my dick is on fire, the pills must be working!"

Is there something similar in the joker pills?

No, they're just sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, sold illegally. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mens-health/male-enhancement-drugs-called-dangerous-amid-fda-crackdown-n211946

A bunch of gas station poo poo is just breaking FDA rules and US federal law and nobody cares.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

me when i worked for ge lighting

Twerk from Home posted:

No, they're just sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, sold illegally. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/mens-health/male-enhancement-drugs-called-dangerous-amid-fda-crackdown-n211946

A bunch of gas station poo poo is just breaking FDA rules and US federal law and nobody cares.

18 bucks worth of generic boner pill sounds like a lot

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