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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I was thinking why aren't there any cocktails that feature apple juice? Then I imagined what apple juice with liqour in it would taste like and it made me kind of barfy. Like, some hot apple cider with some dark rum or something? gently caress yeah. My kind of jam. But just a big tall cold glass of apple juice with a shot of liqour, of any type really, is just so sinister.

Apple juice and gin, on the rocks, twist of apple peel

Apple juice and vodka lukewarm in a water bottle

Apple Sunrise (apple juice, tequila, orange juice)

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Apple juice doesn’t mix with anything, it’s hosed up huh? :thunkin:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Some bars offer Appletinis. That sounds frightening.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
1 jug of fresh cider
1 handle of jack daniels
stick of cinnamon

warm up in a big loving pot

enjoy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i believe hot cider and brandy is a thing

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mozi posted:

i believe hot cider and brandy is a thing

It's calvados, a brandy made with apples.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/mulled-cider

It's got cinnamon and cloves in it. Might be like drinking a hot alcoholic apple pie.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
So there is a difference between cider and juice. Also I already said I like cider and liquor

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We are talking apple juice. Tree Top, Simply, Juicy Juice.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Store brand??

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Did you even click the recipe? It has apple juice!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
We had a real-life actual cider mill near us. It's been there for over a century. It was great, and made great cider. There were several huge forest fires near it and it managed to survive them all. Then, a week or so after the last one roared through they had a heater short out and the whole cider mill burned to the ground.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I'll admit, I grew up in a bar. Family buisiness and I worked there throughout my teens and twenties. Not once did I ever see anyone asking for an apple juice mixer and I seen some really strange combinations.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Valko posted:

It's calvados, a brandy made with apples.

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/mulled-cider

It's got cinnamon and cloves in it. Might be like drinking a hot alcoholic apple pie.


Valko posted:

Did you even click the recipe? It has apple juice!


I was talking to those other chucklefucks, valky

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Leave the apples alone, they do you hardly any good

Let the horses eat them

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

I was talking to those other chucklefucks, valky

It's 4am where I'm at and I'm not firing on all cylinders. For example, I saved this image as amjoit when I was trying to type amojito.



Ingredients

1/2 Lime, Juice of
12 Mint leaves plus some
4 drops Bitters, flavored
1 oz Elderflower liqueur
1 oz Vodka

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I once spent an evening drinking Everclear mixed with Jello powder. Not Jello, just the dry powder dumped into the Everclear. Apple juice would have been an improvement.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Valko posted:

amojito.



Ingredients

1/2 Lime, Juice of
12 Mint leaves plus some
4 drops Bitters, flavored
1 oz Elderflower liqueur
1 oz Vodka

:what:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
vodka goes with everything, OP

If you find a juicy juice in a fridge, its legally yours.

Children aren't legally entitled to property (still have to steal the vodka tho)

K3nT3n
Oct 8, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
https://i.imgur.com/X7IStfz.mp4

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
thanks ken

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

What do you mean you don't start your evening with a nice tall glass of apple juice and peppermint schnapps?

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Boil the apple juice down a bit for that syrupy consistency

2nd Amendment
Jun 9, 2022

by Pragmatica

Solefald posted:

Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.

I was going to say, my Ukrainian friends would mix bison grass vodka with apple juice.

I've also seen a radler made with apple juice but I'm not sure if that was more of a desperation thing.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Mulled cider is a thing, usually made by bringing it to a boil with spices like anise, cloves, cinnamon and a whole bunch of orange peels. It's gross as gently caress, but better than mulled wine.

Aren't a number of more tropical fruit juices cut with apple juice because it's cheap and the flavour doesn't show?

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Just start getting weird and jamming ingredients together. Most combos will not work.

But maybe...

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I offer one freebie. Cheap domestic lager and strawberry jam doesn't work.

Also smoking weed before strange food experiments is probably stupid.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

What do you mean you don't start your evening with a nice tall glass of apple juice and peppermint schnapps?

:mods:

Ban this sick gently caress.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also, what the hell is this Kenneth?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mister Speaker posted:


Aren't a number of more tropical fruit juices cut with apple juice because it's cheap and the flavour doesn't show?

Yeah.

By far the funniest poo poo though, is "light" juice.



It's just juice cut with water for the same price. You could just buy regular juice and water it down yourself.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Yeah.

By far the funniest poo poo though, is "light" juice.



It's just juice cut with water for the same price. You could just buy regular juice and water it down yourself.

The Light ones also have artificial sweetener I believe.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
That’s not gross, I was expecting maggot infested wounds or coffin birth or something, I feel let down.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

fyi for the thread:

cider is fermented apple must. if it's not alcoholic, it's must (or cloudy apple juice and i'm led to believe british types call it lmao). update your posts accordingly pls

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Solefald posted:

Żubrówka Biała with apple juice is a game changer.
Toss a shot of Cointreau in there, and some lemon juice for acidity, and... oh man, so good

E: For best results I prefer cloudy apple juice

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

fyi for the thread:

cider is fermented apple must. if it's not alcoholic, it's must (or cloudy apple juice and i'm led to believe british types call it lmao). update your posts accordingly pls

we must
we must
we must increase our bust
by drinking apple must

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Genesplicer posted:

Some bars offer Appletinis. That sounds frightening.

I love appletinis

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i think the last time i Drank apple juice I was 7. I very rarely see an adult drinking apple juice.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Gin and apple works. You just want a decently floral gin. Gin goes with most fruit juices imo, but I really like gin.

One year me and a friend went through gin with every type of mixer the student union bar had. Milk was pretty bad. Tomato juice too.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

verbal enema posted:

I love appletinis

Juxtaposing this post with the video you made for that mod challenge last year and giggling madly.

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