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It's just a tossaway joke. As in, it's for comedic effect.
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team overhead smash posted:Well I think for Koga he’s been training with Ohma for like 2.5 years or something? But yeah everyone should grab the Niko style because it’s absurdly OP. Yeah like the kaiwan style is blatantly the most op martial art shown so far but it was also stated it takes decades to get your joints to the level of gensai where they're insanely flexible and can't be snapped
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Sep 29, 2022 08:02
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Any bullshit that the Niko style has pulled out out of its rear end thus far still doesn't match up to the Kaiwan style "a guy can fire a rifle at me from two feet away and it literally doesn't matter" insanity.
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Sep 29, 2022 08:42
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Kanos posted:Any bullshit that the Niko style has pulled out out of its rear end thus far still doesn't match up to the Kaiwan style "a guy can fire a rifle at me from two feet away and it literally doesn't matter" insanity. Also, nothing in the entire series of Ashura or Omega to date has matched up to Kuroki being able to carve an entire detailed statue in loving concrete with his bare loving fingers.
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Sep 29, 2022 09:16
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Kuroki is the best because his training is superhuman, legendary, one-of-a-kind stuff and his actual fighting moves are ELBOW - STRAIGHT PUNCH - FRONT KICK
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Sep 29, 2022 09:58
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Why does waka not simply grab his opponents and crush their bones with his hands instead of using techniques
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Sep 29, 2022 13:01
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Bushmeister posted:Kuroki is the best because his training is superhuman, legendary, one-of-a-kind stuff and his actual fighting moves are ELBOW - STRAIGHT PUNCH - FRONT KICK Kuroki does have a finishing move which he calls the "Devil Lance", though. Deep down inside he's as much of a chuuni as his student Albert.
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Sep 29, 2022 13:13
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Gensai had the best move in all of ashura which was simply placing his fist in the path of the sasuke look alike
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Sep 29, 2022 14:54
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Jose posted:Why does waka not simply grab his opponents and crush their bones with his hands instead of using techniques If he squeezes them too hard they might squirt blood, which is one of his secret weaknesses.
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Sep 29, 2022 15:58
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drat I'd like to see waka and Julius fight again Remember when Julius was involved in killing that F1 driver
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Sep 29, 2022 16:24
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Jose posted:drat I'd like to see waka and Julius fight again That's filed under the 'pointless thing Hayami does because he thinks it's brilliant'.
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Sep 29, 2022 16:44
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I think that moment in particular is the closest this series will ever get to Baki-level insanity
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Sep 29, 2022 19:30
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Well, bullshit but acceptable bullshit for me as well. You don't break a forearm, especially that of an athlete, by crushing it. You need more force... still better than "releasing", "advancing" or "suddenly, psycho!". Anyway, why Waka doesn't do it? Because he's a karate boy. They're all the same, slamming their fists and kicking stuff harder than their bone to prove their worth. Waka KOing Julius with two kicks and then zanshin!, that was really cool, though Char fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Sep 29, 2022 |
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Sep 29, 2022 19:44
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CharlestonJew posted:I think that moment in particular is the closest this series will ever get to Baki-level insanity Gensai carving a Buddha statue on the steel wall of a ship and intercepting a point blank rifle bullet with a heavy jar?
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Sep 29, 2022 21:48
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I mean if we’re talking Baki feats, Razor’s edge is basically Hanayama’s grip strength used differently. Misasa destroying a boiler with a tap also stood out to me just because of how casual it was.
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team overhead smash posted:I mean if we’re talking Baki feats, Razor’s edge is basically Hanayama’s grip strength used differently. First thing I thought when Koga did the grip hax was of Hanayama
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Plutonis posted:Gensai carving a Buddha statue on the steel wall of a ship and intercepting a point blank rifle bullet with a heavy jar? I was thinking both in terms of feats of strength and also the complete nonsensical reasoning for why it was done. Carving a Buddha statue with your bare hands? That’s rad Blocking a bullet with a jar to test your foresight? Rad Kidnapping a famous F1 racer’s family to blackmail him into doing something that can be accomplished easily by a suitably heavy brick? That’s some Baki-level poo poo
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Sep 29, 2022 22:12
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I mean in Baki the cord cutter went after tendons and ligaments that were close to the skin crippling limbs one by one. Rihito appears to have cut someone inches deep from their head down their entire torso. Even musashi's invisible sword didn't actually cut people.
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gently caress I say this because I'd come to like Adam as a character despite his garbage haircut but he's just going to be the sacrificial lamb for Ryuki
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Oct 5, 2022 16:24
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Brought To You By posted:gently caress Yeah gently caress this for real.
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gently caress... this.
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Brought To You By posted:gently caress It would be very funny if it didn't which is why it's a shame it will
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Oct 5, 2022 18:01
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please repeat what kengan asura did please please please
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Oct 5, 2022 18:26
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I believe in Adam Dudley.
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Artelier posted:please repeat what kengan asura did please please please
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Oct 5, 2022 19:18
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Ryuki disrespected Adam. He HAS to die now
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Oct 5, 2022 19:19
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Lt. Lizard posted:I believe in Adam Dudley.
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Lt. Lizard posted:I believe in Adam Dudley.
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Oct 5, 2022 21:17
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Saw Paing vs. Adam Dudley grand finals let's fuckin go
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Oct 5, 2022 21:22
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Jose posted:It would be very funny if it didn't which is why it's a shame it will It will be reveled that Adam trained under both Wakatsuki to create his own version of blast core using Adam's unique trunk muscles as a basis, while also being another of Gensai's justwatchmepractice students and he'll do to Ryuki what the beard did to Setsuna. But with less twisting
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Oct 5, 2022 21:29
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Artelier posted:please repeat what kengan asura did please please please What Kengan Asura did, vis-a-vis Adam, was him losing and being eliminated in the first round of the tournament though.
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Brought To You By posted:It will be reveled that Adam trained under both Wakatsuki to create his own version of blast core using Adam's unique trunk muscles as a basis, while also being another of Gensai's justwatchmepractice students and he'll do to Ryuki what the beard did to Setsuna. But with less twisting What would Adam name the technique? Dudley Blast? gently caress You Blast? The Emperor's Blast? gently caress Shot? We all know Ryuki is going to go straight for the kill, Adam knows this. On this day, the gently caress Shot .... misfired hitting Ryuki dead centre. Adam Dudley posted:loving pussy rear end human being. I don't need fancy rear end moves when you're so predictable. Lt. Lizard posted:I believe in Adam Dudley.
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Suspicious Lump posted:What would Adam name the technique?
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It would just be “gently caress”
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Dudley will lose, but Ryuki will learn from him and adopt his "gently caress" catchphrase + get some sweet tattoos.
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Crymetimeboys posted:What Kengan Asura did, vis-a-vis Adam, was him losing and being eliminated in the first round of the tournament though. Sorry I couldn't read this post over rereading Kengan Asura and seeing the rival character get annihilated long before they fought the main character Artelier fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 7, 2022 |
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Ytlaya posted:Dudley will lose, but Ryuki will learn from him and adopt his "gently caress" catchphrase + get some sweet tattoos. Dudley gets his rear end kicked but punches Ryuki's teeth out so Ryuki has no choice but to get the gently caress grill permanently implanted.
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Oct 7, 2022 03:49
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Has there been any word of a physical release or something cuz I would like to go thru Ashura again.
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I've been re-reading Asura, and I noticed something about the tournament selection. The CEO of Motorhead Motors had the ninth selection and, based on the what slots were already taken, he purposefully picked a slot that would allow Gensai to face Agito in the semi-finals and then the person who won the other block. He could have slotted Gensai on the other block and have him only face Agito in the finals, but since he did give a drat about winning, he either picked the choice that would provide Kuroki the most climactic and meaningful fights or wanted to make 100% sure that there wouldn't be any dark horse in the right block denying him the chance to fight Agito. Also, two CEOs were forced to choose between a slot that would have Gensai as their first opponent and Agito as their fourth or slots where they would have to face Agito on the second round and Gensai on the fourth and they picked the option that would have their fighter face Agito on the second round. Rihito had the last pick, and the only slot left was against Gensai. A lot of people sussed out what was up with Gensai it seems.
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I mean, have you seen the man’s beard?
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