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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
100-120 BPM is apparently the ideal BPM to perform CPR to.

If you were dying, and you overhear someone singing and compressing your chest, what song would be preferable?

Would you come back to life with MMMbop?

Or would you wish for the sweet embrace of death, fading into the ether with the dulcet tones of Fly by Sugar Ray?

As for me, ideally I’d like to be brought from the brink to Hall & Oates’ “I can’t go for that (no can do)”

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




smash mouth - all star

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

The CPR class I took told me that Staying Alive is the ideal song to play in your head while giving CPR because it's the almost perfect beat. So that's my serious answer.

Fake answer? Nookie, duh.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
that song that the reddit guy would thrust and have sex to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

smash mouth - all star

104 BPM, you’ll live!

MEIN RAVEN posted:

The CPR class I took told me that Staying Alive is the ideal song to play in your head while giving CPR because it's the almost perfect beat. So that's my serious answer.

Fake answer? Nookie, duh.

Yep, we learned Stayin Alive as well.

However Nookie is 98 BPM, so you are dead

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

that song that the reddit guy would thrust and have sex to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo

160 BPM

RIP

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
FYI, I’m using songbpm.com to check

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

teen witch posted:


However Nookie is 98 BPM, so you are dead

That's okay. That's a good song to go out on.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I am now changing my answer to Crazy Town’s Butterfly. I want to be saved to that.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
Bon jovi lay your hands on me


A request, or a song title?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


break stuff by limp bizkit of course

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Dragula is too fast, but Living Dead Girl fits, damnit!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

4'33"

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Good news, (Can’t You) Trip Like I Do by Filter will work! I’m saved

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hans Zimmer - No Time For Caution, the movie version with the organ.

Non Krampus Mentis
Oct 17, 2011

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
apparently the Spice Girls’ Wannabe is 110 bpm, as is the cover of Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge, while B*Witched’s C’Est La Vie is 109 bpm

However, Pink Floyd’s Another Brick In The Wall Part 2 is 100 bpm

if I have to be rocketed back from the grip of the great beyond, I either want to hear the pop trash that got me hype decades ago, or WE DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION, WE DON’T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Bathory’s A Fine Day to Die is a hair too fast

But Mayhem’s Chainsaw Gutsfuck works!

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlnGYcMpxgU

Don't be a wimp. It's going to take a little pizazz to bring me back from the dead, I didn't want to be here in the first place.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.
baba o'riley - The Who

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Electric Six - Gay Bar

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3NA5Q08mk

also the spectators all have to subtly nod in time with the beat

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i wanna change my answer to the wallace and gromit theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VimZfYsDHkc

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
"Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy" by Pyotr Chili Backwards Tchaikovsky

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
A lot of KLF is within the zone.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHw4GER-MiE

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Ain’t 2 Proud 2 Beg

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
A Gregorian chant.

It’s an example of free time, a piece of music that has no discernible beat, and which is thus ideal for very lazy paramedics.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

teen witch posted:

100-120 BPM is apparently the ideal BPM to perform CPR to.

If you were dying, and you overhear someone singing and compressing your chest, what song would be preferable?

Would you come back to life with MMMbop?

Or would you wish for the sweet embrace of death, fading into the ether with the dulcet tones of Fly by Sugar Ray?

As for me, ideally I’d like to be brought from the brink to Hall & Oates’ “I can’t go for that (no can do)”

Tubthumper by chumbawamba

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Critical Beatdown by Ultramagnetic MCs

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Stars & Stripes Forever, but only if there's a tuba for me to play along once I'm revived. :patriot:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Fly Like an Eagle by the Steve Miller Band

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isbp_VyKAzQ

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

I'm sorta disappointed that nobody has posted this yet

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The guy who gave me CPR lessons taught me to use "Baby Shark."

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The guy who gave me CPR lessons taught me to use "Baby Shark."

This is accurate. Staying Alive and Dancing Queen are other reliables.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
Queen & David Bowie's Under Pressure but half-way through it turns in to Ice Ice Baby

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZW909WuB4

I want it performed exactly like this.

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Yeah they always tell you in the classes to use Staying Alive, and that's fine if you use it in your head as a cadence thing, but if you actually sing it a patient in distress it really weirds them out. Don't do that.

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