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more software should look like that imo e: shameful snipe, enjoy this clip from death machine which i will be rewatching this evening https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_olqiz98Rev1w5dcof.mp4
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these should be bombs imo
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akadajet posted:
https://youtu.be/pRSbB2Eau74
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This chills the crab. Oh buddy that's a good one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ this one goes out to all the people who ever had to do compliance training
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ holy fuckin lol
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ excellent
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ lol
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ jfc lol we just got a new set of compliance training sent round and I wish I could just drop this into chat
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ lmfao
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ Oh my god.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ my favorite part is when he takes a swing at the other guy and totally whiffs
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the smiling lady in the bg of the first bit was a nice touch
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The recreation of the kind of bad acting typical of the training video genre at the beginning is excellent
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You guys get video with (some) production values? Our compliance training are semi-interactive slides occasionally with voiceover. If it's a local health & safety thing, it's outsourced to a third party and doesn't even refer to the company in any way.
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mobby_6kl posted:You guys get video with (some) production values? our latest ones had like 5 minute cartoon segments for each concept, which had actually decent production values, but each segment was totally unskippable and touching the time slider would cause it to restart the segment so it was way worse than when it was just slides
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any time ive had to watch corruption or hr videos its been at a company big enough to buy decent ones i havent watched a single minute of anything like that here at Tiny Startup
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Plank Walker posted:our latest ones had like 5 minute cartoon segments for each concept, which had actually decent production values, but each segment was totally unskippable and touching the time slider would cause it to restart the segment so it was way worse than when it was just slides at the last place i worked it had like a suggested time and an average time for each training subject. so like it was suggested: 20 minutes, average: 4.5 minutes. so you could tell everyone is just skipping through the slides and slamming in answers to the quiz.
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mobby_6kl posted:You guys get video with (some) production values? only our active shooter training had video and it was filmed in our offices. it was alarming to watch the "hide" clip and realize it was one of the meeting rooms, the one with glass walls! compliance trainings are stock photo stories, maybe a little cartoon character pasted next to a corruption definition
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Yo_vLDczQ ive done it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-H7-z7drdo
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Cold on a Cob posted:lmfao
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oh my god just running 7000 volts over a couple miles of unsurveyed, unpermitted, unmarked, uninsulated, invisible steel aerial wire, as you do
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the ol’ spicy eruv
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that guy rules
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haveblue posted:the ol’ spicy eruv
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Eeyo posted:at the last place i worked it had like a suggested time and an average time for each training subject. so like it was suggested: 20 minutes, average: 4.5 minutes. so you could tell everyone is just skipping through the slides and slamming in answers to the quiz. same, I take it as a personal insult when the thing is full of slow slide transitions and clickable poo poo before you get to the multiple choice questions at the end one the other month on development policies came with a 50+ slide PowerPoint you were presumably supposed to read and had questions on all sorts of esoteric bullshit from it. I was sitting by my boss when I did it and we both did the same thing which was ctrl+f the answers and ignore the rest of the pack
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last one of those i did was a torturous series of like seven 30-minute online slide presentations, each narrated by a synthetic voice that sounded like a robot on quaaludes fortunately, i discovered after the first one that you could click the "i am deaf" accommodation button and it would give you a pdf with the presentation script. then it was just a matter of skipping to the quiz and ctrl-F
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haveblue posted:the ol’ spicy eruv
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i had a training recently that was just a ~30 page slidedeck, but in a popup browser window, and it had a thing at the bottom that you could click at any time that said "i have read the above presentation and understand" or something. it looked exactly like one of those cookie warnings, so i clicked "yes" out of habit without really reading and it marked me as complete and closed the window
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haveblue posted:the ol’ spicy eruv
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there was a great one that was like "you are in the middle of a deployment and there is a problem, what could you do?" And the correct answer was like "revert the change and contact management to raise an incident then arrange to redeploy in a week" whereas the real answer is "decide if you can fix it and then YOLO a change in because who's gonna know? Rollbacks are for chumps"
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