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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Smugworth posted:

Although I live in Minnesota now where the summers aren't brutally hot, if I still lived in Austin I'm sure I'd have a brown lawn in the summer like everyone else.
This is another good question: What time of year did you seed the lawn? The best time to seed grass is, depending on the variety and climate, spring or fall. Planting grass in the summer, especially in a hot climate, stresses the seedlings and is likely to give you poor results. Again, the county agricultural extension can help.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seconding checking your nearest ag extension, shouldn't be too hard to find in Texas (Ag is kind of A&M's thing after all). The local one here has advice on seed blends to plant, when to plant, when and what to apply fert/herbicide-wise, and does mail in soil tests for $15 bucks each.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I moved into a rental house with a badly neglected yard. It was once a Bermuda lawn, although St Augustine is creeping in from neighboring yards. At least 50% of the back yard is currently a solid bed of Lespedeza, with guest appearances by dollarweed, crabgrass, and a few other things I haven't identified yet.

I told myself I was just going to mow what was given to me since the owners clearly DGAF (but they want me to water 3x weekly lmao), but red wasps seem drawn to the Lespedeza in droves and I've got a 3 year old who loves to run around outside. If it was something nice like clover I wouldn't care so much. I'm willing to spend some time on this because I enjoy doing stuff outside but I'm not dropping a fortune on someone else's lawn either.

I'm in zone 9a and we'll probably see warm or at least not-cold temps for a while still. Is that enough time to see any benefit from a combination of weed killer, fertilization, and maybe giving everything a real short haircut to stimulate some growth? Or should I just wait until spring before bothering with it?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Discussion Quorum posted:

I moved into a rental house with a badly neglected yard. It was once a Bermuda lawn, although St Augustine is creeping in from neighboring yards. At least 50% of the back yard is currently a solid bed of Lespedeza, with guest appearances by dollarweed, crabgrass, and a few other things I haven't identified yet.

I told myself I was just going to mow what was given to me since the owners clearly DGAF (but they want me to water 3x weekly lmao), but red wasps seem drawn to the Lespedeza in droves and I've got a 3 year old who loves to run around outside. If it was something nice like clover I wouldn't care so much. I'm willing to spend some time on this because I enjoy doing stuff outside but I'm not dropping a fortune on someone else's lawn either.

I'm in zone 9a and we'll probably see warm or at least not-cold temps for a while still. Is that enough time to see any benefit from a combination of weed killer, fertilization, and maybe giving everything a real short haircut to stimulate some growth? Or should I just wait until spring before bothering with it?

You want to spray with Dicamba following the label instructions for application rate and time before reseeding, throw down some starting turf fertilizer and your choice of local grass seed to replace this with. I'd suggest putting down straw or the recycled paper stuff to hold water on the seed and do in fact water 3x a week until it's cold enough to stop growing.

I don't know what size yard you're talking about but scratching it all up with a dethatching rake would be helpful, renting a slit seeder would make the whole effort exceptionally successful.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
I'm going to guess the backyard is in the 2,000-3,000sf range based on the lot and house size plus general eyeballing. The fresh bald patch was me spending 5 minutes pulling weeds to see what it would look like if I thinned them out a bit.




If the only option at this point is to kill it and start over (which I suppose doesn't shock me)... lmao. Owners can pay for that if they want. I've got plenty of pictures so they can't pin the weeds on me when I move out :v:

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Dicambra is selective - it won't kill the grass, just the Lespedeza and other broadleaf weeds.

But in your case after seeing those picture that really is just about killing all of it.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine
Ah.I googled dicambra and got a bunch of stuff like Ortho Groundclear as my main results.

The hope was that I could take some sort of incrementalist approach but I suppose that's like trying to move the beach one shovel at a time.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Discussion Quorum posted:

Ah.I googled dicambra and got a bunch of stuff like Ortho Groundclear as my main results.

The hope was that I could take some sort of incrementalist approach but I suppose that's like trying to move the beach one shovel at a time.

You may be able to with the dicambra (or 2,4-D) by killing off areas of lespedeza and reseeding only in those areas. Maybe get started with stuff close to the house to start and do some more in the spring? That stuff spreads fast so you'll need to keep at it or its likely to take over your new grass if its left for a season or two.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

Motronic posted:

So you've tried nothing and you're all out of ideas.

What was your question?

First thing I've tried was hiring a 'professional' company with high reviews.

Guess that was my bad. From now on I'll never hire professionals and I'll do literally everything myself.

If I agonized over all the types of grass (lol good luck pin pointing what type of grass you have), the chemicals my dirt needs, the equipment needed to spread stuff, and the chemicals needed, I would spend in excess of 640 dollars, almost 3 times what a season of 7 treatments from perm o green runs.

It's lawns that are the scams. I tried, the yard sucks.

lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Oct 12, 2022

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

lite_sleepr posted:

First thing I've tried was hiring a 'professional' company with high reviews.

Guess that was my bad. From now on I'll never hire professionals and I'll do literally everything myself.

If I agonized over all the types of grass (lol good luck pin pointing what type of grass you have), the chemicals my dirt needs, the equipment needed to spread stuff, and the chemicals needed, I would spend in excess of 640 dollars, almost 3 times what a season of 7 treatments from perm o green runs.

It's lawns that are the scams. I tried, the yard sucks.

Maybe try doing some research first or asking for advice? Rather than just paying a contractor with good "reviews".

Like, starting here would have been a great idea. All of this "lol good luck pin pointing what type of grass you have" is pretty ridiculous. And none of this needs to be expensive or happen all the time.

But I guess there's no way to know any of that so might as well just give up.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Have you considered hiring a xeriscaper instead of a lawn specialist? A xeriscaper can set you up a yard that is mostly pebbles, some local plants, is pretty, and is much lower-maintenance than a lawn.

If it were me, and I wanted a lawn, I'd ask at work, or on Nextdoor, if anybody had a lawn service they were happy with. The steps we've told you to take are pretty low-effort. If you want no-effort, go back to trying to find a good lawn service. Avoid the national chain brands, if you can.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Grass lawns suck major dick so do literally anything to get rid of it.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


I like grass, it's fine. I don't want my whole yard to be grass, but I like grass. I don't do anything to my grass but weed and feed once in spring and mow it in the summer. If we have a real long dry spell I'll turn a sprinkler on it for an hour or two. It's pretty easy. I could skip the weed and feed and it would be fine too. Grass is pretty tough.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

Soul Dentist posted:

Grass lawns suck major dick so do literally anything to get rid of it.

That is my long term vision for a good portion of it. My fenced in suburban back yard is stupid huge and we don’t need that much grass for the kids and dog to run around in. I plan to basically take the rear 20’ of swale and re-wild it with native prairie grass, wildflowers, add more trees to fill in the gaps to the neighbors from the existing trees, etc. Aerating and overseeing with micro clover is also in the cards for the rest of it.

Green existing trees
Blue additional trees
Red existing strawberry patch / move the garden there.
Yellow do not mow or spray



Since we bought the place I’ve been working on grading and getting the drainage to flow smoothly to the southern end where the storm drain is just outside the fence. It’s all going to be a very long term project but I look forward to what it will look like in five years or so. In fifteen years I do not want to be able to see a single one of my neighbors when I sit on the back patio.

devmd01 fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Oct 13, 2022

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber
What are these little bastards? They’re from something low that blends into the grass. I can’t walk across my mower yard barefoot.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

eddiewalker posted:

What are these little bastards? They’re from something low that blends into the grass. I can’t walk across my mower yard barefoot.



Stinging Nettle. You need to spray it out with something that contains 2,4-D. Try Surge or Crossbow.

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber

Motronic posted:

Stinging Nettle. You need to spray it out with something that contains 2,4-D. Try Surge or Crossbow.

Thanks. One more reason I should go buy a tow-behind sprayer, I guess.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

eddiewalker posted:

Thanks. One more reason I should go buy a tow-behind sprayer, I guess.

I've got just the little baby 21 gallon one and it's really really handy. Totally worth it.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

My son took off at the beach in Ocean City NJ and for whatever reason there is a shitload of that stuff on the dunes and he walked right into it and immediately started screaming and I contemplated leaving him there as I tried to flick them all out of his leg and foot. loving horrendous little buggers.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I think I got something similar inmy bare feet in Florida in about 1985 or so

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




We call them sand spurs. Absolute fuckers.

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber
I’m about as far from a beach as you can get, but they really blend in until you step on a patch.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


devmd01 posted:

In fifteen years I do not want to be able to see a single one of my neighbors when I sit on the back patio.
IJS, a BB gun would handle that even faster.

Sounds like an absolutely lovely yard.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




eddiewalker posted:

I’m about as far from a beach as you can get, but they really blend in until you step on a patch.



Genus Cenchrus if you want to look into them more. They're found all over, but in the southeast it's mostly sandy soils.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Used to call them sticker burrs in Galveston and they suck rear end.

It's nice having a yard I can walk barefoot in now and the worst that happens is I step in dog poop.

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Motronic posted:

You may be able to with the dicambra (or 2,4-D) by killing off areas of lespedeza and reseeding only in those areas. Maybe get started with stuff close to the house to start and do some more in the spring? That stuff spreads fast so you'll need to keep at it or its likely to take over your new grass if its left for a season or two.

I think this is the approach I will take. I don't really care about the far back of the yard (which is in relatively decent shape besides being the "wrong" kind of grass) or what happens after I move out and the yard falls back into neglect. Also I don't want to accidentally kill the crepe myrtles.

I weeded a few more patches of the Lespedeza and most had some degree or another of green Bermuda underneath which is already perking up a bit, although there are a few other areas that seemingly won't grow anything at all. Hopefully if I can knock the weeds back, fertilize, and aerate the dead spots some, the grass can start to fill in.

Pure dicamba seems hard to find. Will the seemingly standard 2,4-D/dicamba/mecoprop-p blend work? Will an Ortho spray dial be good enough for application or should I get a tank? And lastly, should I put down some sort of pre-emergent now or wait until spring? Never seen this yard in winter so not sure what might pop up.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Discussion Quorum posted:

Pure dicamba seems hard to find. Will the seemingly standard 2,4-D/dicamba/mecoprop-p blend work? Will an Ortho spray dial be good enough for application or should I get a tank? And lastly, should I put down some sort of pre-emergent now or wait until spring? Never seen this yard in winter so not sure what might pop up.

I don't like Ortho stuff - it's really expensive for you you get.

Just as I suggested up thread, something like Surge or Crossbow will do this just just fine.

https://www.domyown.com/crossbow-specialty-herbicide-4d-triclopyr-p-4545.html and a sprayer would be how I'd attack this. You can certainly get away with a 1 gallon sprayer or similar if you don't mind the spraying taking a while.

I don't use preemergents for turfgrass, but I do load turf up with nitrogen every fall.

Preemergents might be the right thing for your grass/your area. Your county ag extension probably has some real specific guidance on that including times of year you should be doing applications.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Soul Dentist posted:

Grass lawns suck major dick so do literally anything to get rid of it.
I have a tiny postage-stamp lawn, like 30'x20'. It helps with keeping the house temp down in the summer where a xeriscape wouldn't. I don't feel like it's a major expense or resource hog and it's easy to maintain. But gently caress those huge things that require a riding mower and a crew of 5 to keep looking good.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I said grass lawns specifically

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Soul Dentist posted:

I said grass lawns specifically

Yes, you're very brave for speaking out like this in the landscaping thread. We all got it. You're amazing. Thanks for letting us know.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I guess I'm confused as to the difference between a grass lawn, and my lawn, which is...grass.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
A lawn of, for example, clover or thyme. Or not specifically a monoculture.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Soul Dentist posted:

A lawn of, for example, clover or thyme. Or not specifically a monoculture.

So a collection of 3 to 8 cereal grains is a monoculture but clover or thyme is not. Interesting.

I mean, I didn't go to ag school so what would I know.

Motronic fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Oct 13, 2022

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Soul Dentist posted:

A lawn of, for example, clover or thyme. Or not specifically a monoculture.
This is the landscaping thread, for lawn care. Some people like grass lawns. They’re fine. I don’t know how grass hurt you, but this is the wrong thread for unconstructively complaining about grass lawns.

ohhyeah
Mar 24, 2016
My parents had mazus reptans mixed into their front lawn, which gave it a beautiful carpet of white flowers in the spring. I’m not sure why that’s not more popular, would recommend.

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

ohhyeah posted:

My parents had mazus reptans mixed into their front lawn, which gave it a beautiful carpet of white flowers in the spring. I’m not sure why that’s not more popular, would recommend.

Dig up your whole lawn and fill it with spring bulbs and then put the lawn back. It's amazing.

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010

ohhyeah posted:

My parents had mazus reptans mixed into their front lawn, which gave it a beautiful carpet of white flowers in the spring. I’m not sure why that’s not more popular, would recommend.

Having clover and such mixed into your lawn fell out of favor with the advent of broadleaf herbicides. Depending on how cynical you are you can attribute it to agrochemical companies pushing a product into residential markets or individuals attempting to control more noxious weeds and plants in their yards with clovers and such being unfortunate casualties.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

My dogs hate my grass lawn too, just love digging it up and peeing burn spots all over it :whitewater:

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Wallet posted:

Dig up your whole lawn and fill it with spring bulbs and then put the lawn back. It's amazing.

I didn't dig up the lawn to do it but I did put in about 1000 various bulbs and its pretty amazing in the spring.

I just got another crate of bulbs delivered yesterday (that were ordered months ago) so it must be time to plant some more.

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captkirk
Feb 5, 2010

Motronic posted:

I didn't dig up the lawn to do it but I did put in about 1000 various bulbs and its pretty amazing in the spring.

I just got another crate of bulbs delivered yesterday (that were ordered months ago) so it must be time to plant some more.

This sounds cool. How bad is the first mow of the spring? Quick googling says to wait some number of weeks after the bulbs drop petals before mowing.

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