i hate the future
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:15 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:13 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Sounds like the clot shot got him! the clot shot?
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:16 |
the 5g nanites dude. the viral shedding juice. the tracking chip stab!!!
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:17 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:24 |
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cool thing boomers do: even in peak masking times, they’d pull down their mask to lick their fingers to count cash honestly, I think there’s so much muscle memory etc built up that they had no idea they were removing their mask temporarily but still it was a bit gross and it happened more than a couple times to me
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:26 |
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I was destined to have brain damage
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 20:26 |
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that's cause boomers all have lead poisoning. saw plenty of them pull down their masks to sneeze or cough
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:01 |
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I wish I could see into the future and learn what things we’ll be doing that generations below us will be shaking their heads at
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:06 |
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echinopsis posted:I wish I could see into the future and learn what things we’ll be doing that generations below us will be shaking their heads at don't you have a teenager, just ask them
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:18 |
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posting
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:22 |
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The Fool posted:don't you have a teenager, just ask them well yeah my 13yo groans about poo poo I do but that’s a “dad you’re embarrassing me” kinda way I mean when we’re like 70 and the youth of that day hasn’t even been born yet starts calling us idk “the worst generation”
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:35 |
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echinopsis posted:well yeah my 13yo groans about poo poo I do but that’s a “dad you’re embarrassing me” kinda way Was it because of the wall-mounted dryer?
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 21:36 |
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echinopsis posted:well yeah my 13yo groans about poo poo I do but that’s a “dad you’re embarrassing me” kinda way I would imagine the dynamic will be more positive since it’ll be like WHY DO MILLENNIALS LIKE VIDEOS WHERE THEY ZOOM INTO THEIR FACE WHILE TALKING instead of “my boomer parents refused to acknowledge my existence because of my sexual identity” or “my parents generation single handedly destroyed our planet and left us holding the bag” or whatever
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 22:38 |
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lord knows we’re not inheriting much since our parents are busy getting scammed or reverse mortgaging their house to fund a retirement that doesn’t involve them actively attempting to be in their grandchildren’s lives so I’m not expecting millennials to go Full Boomer when they all die
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 22:39 |
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Millennials aren't going to have poo poo to pass down or reverse mortgage. lo l
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 22:44 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Was it because of the wall-mounted dryer? think that was moo cow, not echi
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 23:29 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Millennials aren't going to have poo poo to pass down or reverse mortgage. lo l right their parents sold everything and left millennials nothin
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 00:07 |
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my one saving grace is I have no siblings and few other relatives so as boomers start croaking in my family the Old Money (TM) will start reaching me and I can eventually one day consider moving to civilization
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 00:10 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:the clot shot? slightly envious of your insulation
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 03:36 |
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echinopsis posted:well yeah my 13yo groans about poo poo I do but that’s a “dad you’re embarrassing me” kinda way buy him an account
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 03:45 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Millennials aren't going to have poo poo to pass down or reverse mortgage. lo l i am sure that soon some millennials will have the opportunity to sell their kids to some kind of slavery though! capitalism will find a way to maximize the return
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 11:28 |
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4lokos basilisk posted:i am sure that soon some millennials will have the opportunity to sell their kids to some kind of slavery though! capitalism will find a way to maximize the return sign up now for the McDonalds Fixed-term Job! 20 McYears of GUARANTEED WORK. Generous health care benefits, a place to live, no need for grocery shopping, excellent pay compared to our competitors! * All housing, food and health are provided by McDonald’s Corporation and will be deducted from your monthly pay. * a McYear is defined as 600 days in accordance to the official McDonald’s Corporate Calendar * No abortions.
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 16:05 |
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laughed at the 600 days thing
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 16:14 |
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My wife is feeling sick today
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 18:04 |
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hope the wife is ok. I was sick for two days last week with not-covid which surprised the poo poo out of me because I figured that was it but 2 rapid tests and a pcr said no
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 18:58 |
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I’m just hopeful we didn’t pick something up that isn’t just seasonal grunge when we went to the park on Friday. We masked indoors but it was breezy enough outside that we didn’t bother. Guess we’ll see.
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# ? Oct 16, 2022 19:06 |
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MrQueasy posted:sign up now for the McDonalds Fixed-term Job! 20 McYears of GUARANTEED WORK. Generous health care benefits, a place to live, no need for grocery shopping, excellent pay compared to our competitors! Jesus heist do not just casually drop futuresight like it’s a joke
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 03:54 |
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my company's annual Vegas retreat is next week and I'm looking forward to half the company being out in two weeks
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:20 |
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my company is doing the same next week i'm not loving going because i'm not a dumbass
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# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:47 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:found out my old coworkers dropped dead of a heart attack this week. he was 34, not the best shape but still young. A coworker from my old team died last month. I only found out about it because I went out for lunch with a coworker today. He in his 50s and training for marathons type of healthy. I also found out that the first thing my old team's chud did when he heard the news was blame his diet.
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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:30 |
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Odd how relatively young people keep dropping dead. Probably nothing.
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 18:03 |
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must be the vaccines killing them
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 18:33 |
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spankmeister posted:must be the vaccines killing them Or old age. 50 is old, right?
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 18:49 |
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good friend age 32 died suddenly this week. nobody knows what it was yet but it's loving heartbreaking and ominous.
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:07 |
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This is the fourth sudden young people death I've heard about this week on these forums.
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:20 |
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https://twitter.com/EnemyInAState/status/1584122756706185221 also very normal
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:23 |
Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:This is the fourth sudden young people death I've heard about this week on these forums. probably nothing
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:32 |
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as mentioned in another thread, im cleaning up the garden for winter right now and having to stop frequently. i had a pretty bad run of it but it's been six weeks and i still don't feel like ive recovered. if our celebrities aren't being fed the secret cure all drugs what hope do the rest of us have. they didn't even give the president the full run of paxlovid
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:36 |
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covid ruined my posting
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:40 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:13 |
I haven't returned to regular exercise since I got covid and I was lifting or running 6 days a week for 4 months straight before that. It's been almost 4 months and when I try I have to stop early
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# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:41 |