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Escape From Noise

Real kiwazzle innit?

# ? Oct 15, 2022 08:40

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# ? May 13, 2024 13:21

Saoshyant

My thoughts and prayers go to all of you. God bless America.

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# ? Oct 15, 2022 10:32

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

As president of the greatest country on earth,

# ? Oct 15, 2022 12:59

Escape From Noise

Edward Fingerhands posted:

As president of the greatest country on earth,

[Waves tiny American flag while hooting and/or hollering]

# ? Oct 15, 2022 13:55

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Chewbecca posted:

fffffff

Ok well the fact remains y'all pronounce aluminium as aluminum and I will forever judge you for it, namaste

# ? Oct 15, 2022 14:26

Escape From Noise

Tube steak
Cilantro
Beany babies

# ? Oct 15, 2022 14:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

fixins, dippins

# ? Oct 15, 2022 19:22

Ass-penny

Barco Fiesta posted:

Doctor: Okay well that'll be $140,000.

# ? Oct 15, 2022 19:39

Ass-penny

the same doctor, tbh posted:

Get hosed dumbass

# ? Oct 15, 2022 19:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Downtown Abbey

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 18, 2022 07:52

Finger Prince

I live in lye-chester and put wor-chester-shyre sauce on my eggs.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 13:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

dont mess with texas

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# ? Oct 18, 2022 19:48

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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# ? Oct 18, 2022 19:49

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I'm a direct descendant of Amerigo Vespucci :colbert:

# ? Oct 18, 2022 20:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

As evidence of my Americanism I will present all other posts in this thread which I have confiscated and will now claim as my own.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 20:10

Shifty Nipples

Finger Prince posted:

I live in lye-chester and put wor-chester-shyre sauce on my eggs.

glow-chester

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 18, 2022 21:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Mvto, cvpon.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 21:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

𒅴𒂠

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# ? Oct 18, 2022 22:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

wait, gently caress

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# ? Oct 18, 2022 22:27

FaceStabber: can u taste the waste?

awight guvna oim doin a bri'ish accent u wot m8?

# ? Oct 18, 2022 22:41

Ohtori Akio

Nosfereefer posted:

𒅴𒂠

lmao

# ? Oct 18, 2022 22:44

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

�Hola! Soy mexicano.

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# ? Oct 18, 2022 22:56

Shifty Nipples

buenos dias senor

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 18, 2022 23:04

Shifty Nipples

me llamo Shifty Nipples

I hope that's right, I'm a dumb single language speaker

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 18, 2022 23:06

Ass-penny

Shifty Nipples posted:

me llamo Shifty Nipples

I hope that's right, I'm a dumb single language speaker

Someone that speaks two languages is called bilingual
Someone that speaks three languages is called trilingual
Someone that speaks one language is called American :911:

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:00

jmnmu: f

hey im walking here

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:40

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

jmnmu posted:

hey im walking here

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:46

google THIS

(removes a third Big Mac from my drive thru bag) Obesity is genetic

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

(removes a third Big Mac from my drive thru bag) Obesity is genetic

god bless us every one

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:53

jmnmu: f

google THIS posted:

Obesity

hey im driving my scooter here

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:58

Shifty Nipples

rear end-penny posted:

Someone that speaks two languages is called bilingual
Someone that speaks three languages is called trilingual
Someone that speaks one language is called American

hah

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:26