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Heather Papps: hello friend

*vomits in canadian*

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:06

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

havin them rug walls makes for some mighty safe extemporaneous rasslin. safety first that's that we always say

:patriot:

# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

so you... eat... the... crawdad?

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay so this is your premiere metropolitan city bet the subway will be... what the gently caress. what the gently caress.

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

drat straight

# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

THERE'S RATS EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS LIKE AMMONIA CITY DO THEY NEVER MOP WHAT THE gently caress

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 04:10

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

THERE'S RATS EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS LIKE AMMONIA CITY DO THEY NEVER MOP WHAT THE gently caress

TBF I don't think this is unique to big cities in America.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 05:53

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Escape From Noise posted:

TBF I don't think this is unique to big cities in America.

yeah, this is like every square foot of the place

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 15:08

Escape From Noise

I guess Zurich was very clean but it was incredibly boring.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 16:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nosfereefer posted:

yeah, this is like every square foot of the place

I've never seen a wild rat in my life :fsmug:

# ? Oct 23, 2022 18:39

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Last one in's a rotten egg!!!!!!

# ? Oct 23, 2022 21:59

FutonForensic

(Americanly) cum!

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

"yum cold tea"

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# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

"ew what is this? sugar? in MY cold tea?!?"

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# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:44

mutantIke: Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

That's it. I'm moving to Canada. (Doesn't move to Canada. Doesn't vote in next election. Makes the same joke every 4 years.)

# ? Oct 24, 2022 22:04

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

do y'all take american express in here? no? shucks

# ? Oct 24, 2022 23:46

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

"ew what is this? sugar? in MY cold tea?!?"

I'm so confused.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 23:53

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

"ew what is this? sugar? in MY cold tea?!?"

This is regional, in the deep south they hand you the tea glass upside down to show that it's been sweetened enough

# ? Oct 25, 2022 01:22

Ohtori Akio

google THIS posted:

This is regional, in the deep south they hand you the tea glass upside down to show that it's been sweetened enough

# ? Oct 25, 2022 01:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cross posting from the salsa thread

google THIS posted:

(stupid New Yorker)

"Eyy, I'm salsin' here!"

(stuffs a giant floppy pizza slice into a blender, turns it on without a lid, makes a giant mess)

"Bada bing bada boom, fuggedaboutit!"

(shoves a tortilla chip up his nose)

"Go Yankees!"

# ? Oct 25, 2022 01:54

Escape From Noise

I'm so confused because every time I've gotten iced tea in America it's sweetened. In Japan I regularly drink cold green tea with no sweetener. My image of American tea (along with the other commonwealth barbarians) is that they sweeten their tea because they don't know where to get the quality stuff.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:06

Ohtori Akio

The story I've always heard is that it was a hospitality/wealth-display thing in the antebellum South. You'd serve sweetened, iced, tea to a guest as a flex because each element of that cost a lot of money at that time and place.

Nowadays I think people just like sugar here.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:10

Escape From Noise

Ohtori Akio posted:

The story I've always heard is that it was a hospitality/wealth-display thing in the antebellum South. You'd serve sweetened, iced, tea to a guest as a flex because each element of that cost a lot of money at that time and place.

Nowadays I think people just like sugar here.

Oh yeah. Like in Europe when refined sugar was first brought there people just straight up ate sugar.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:15

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Escape From Noise posted:

I'm so confused because every time I've gotten iced tea in America it's sweetened. In Japan I regularly drink cold green tea with no sweetener. My image of American tea (along with the other commonwealth barbarians) is that they sweeten their tea because they don't know where to get the quality stuff.

in the south, yeah, and prepackaged iced tea is usually sweetened. but if I order iced tea here in Chicago it's gonna be unsweetened

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# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:20

Escape From Noise

Escape From Noise posted:

Huh. Thought it was more of a chai town.

lol

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:33

more falafel please: forums poster

Escape From Noise posted:

Huh. Thought it was more of a chai town.

literally chuckled

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# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:43

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Gee, for a minute there, I though I was a gonner!

(chugs iced tea)

# ? Oct 25, 2022 12:27

Escape From Noise

Prurient Squid posted:

Gee, for a minute there, I though I was a gonner!

(chugs iced tea)

That's Brisk, baby!

# ? Oct 25, 2022 12:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

the times i've been in the states and asked for an iced tea i just get served cold tea. if i wanted iced tea as i was used to i would have to ask for "sweet tea"

now i have been in a limited amount of places in the us but it's been like that everywhere i have been. (michigan, new york a bit, a direct line from sault ste marie to florida)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 25, 2022 20:03

Ohtori Akio

I hope we can agree the worst of all worlds is asking for a sweet tea and being given an unsweetened tea and a few packets of sugar, that will inevitably form a layer of pond grit at the bottom of the glass.

# ? Oct 25, 2022 20:07