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Escape From Noise

Yeah! We just got a light rail! It runs between the two major cities. Twice in the morning and twice in the evening! The airport? Why would it go there?

# ? Oct 26, 2022 15:22

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# ? May 10, 2024 06:02

barclayed: "I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"

Areola Grande posted:

I think Americans should probably stop drinking sugar period

whatever do you mean (i say as i drink my monster energy for the taste not the 'energy' part)

"What I wouldn't give to return to those halcyon days."

# ? Oct 26, 2022 18:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

how many spoonfulls of sugar do you add to your gatorade? i find somewhere between 3 and 4 really brings the blue favour out

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:25

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

4 for regular bottles and 3 for the small bottles that you suck on

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# ? Oct 26, 2022 21:27

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Just sitting here at da� sonics waitin on a corn dog and some tots

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 26, 2022 22:11

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Just sitting here at da’ sonics waitin on a corn dog and some tots

No totchoes? On a diet?

# ? Oct 27, 2022 00:04

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

sittin' and lurkin' eatin' a piece of cheddar cheese flavored to taste like buffalo sauce

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

did somebody say ranch :neckbeard:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Oct 27, 2022 03:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Cowabunga dudes!

# ? Oct 27, 2022 14:09

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American #1: You're a crazy cat lady!

American#2: I know you are but what am I?

# ? Nov 1, 2022 11:23

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

"Get off your tuckas and get your tushie in gear before I beat your hiney!"

e:

"I'm tired of seeing Christmas decorations right after Halloween. Do people not realise there's a holiday between Haloween and Christmas called Thanksgiving?!"

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Nov 8, 2022

# ? Nov 5, 2022 17:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

chewb keeps saying tram. is that slang for something or???

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

trams rights the new hot topic

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I checked and even urban dictionary doesn't consider tram a word. fake news? tonight at six

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:13

biosterous

you're fake news :twisted:

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he/him

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:28

more falafel please: forums poster

a tram is like a trolley or light rail

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 9, 2022 04:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

biosterous posted:

you're fake news

why I oughta :argh:

# ? Nov 9, 2022 05:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

debatable

Get on the trolley ya goop!

# ? Nov 11, 2022 12:14

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American #1: You're a bitch rear end punk rear end...

American #2: The word you're looking for is BADass!

# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

they took our job :argh:

# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:50

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*in-europe-shly* "yeah, im from canada"

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:03

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i would like to buy a hamburger

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:04

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

FutonForensic posted:

(Americanly) cum!

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# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:07

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Areola Grande posted:

chewb keeps saying tram. is that slang for something or???

Going to the local tattooist to get a tram stam

# ? Nov 11, 2022 21:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American child: Give me cotton candy for chrissakes.

American parent: I'll give you all the cotton candy on God's green earth.

# ? Nov 12, 2022 12:37

Trying

Jesus jesus Jesus jesus jesus jesus Jesus jesus

# ? Nov 12, 2022 12:42

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Kid: Can I play soccer? Mom?

Soccermon: I don't give a care.

Kid: Awesome!

# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:50

Escape From Noise

Prurient Squid posted:

Kid: Can I play soccer? Mom?

Soccermon: I don't give a care.

Kid: Awesome!

Wow. I'm really behind on the new Pokemon

# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Wow. I'm really behind on the new Pokemon

# ? Nov 12, 2022 19:00

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American: [Is self-confident]

# ? Nov 14, 2022 11:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

[something something american exceptionalism]

# ? Nov 14, 2022 11:32

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American mother: Follow your dreams!

# ? Nov 14, 2022 14:22

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American parent: Share your toys with that child

Patriotic son: Get big government off our backs!

# ? Nov 14, 2022 15:03

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Instead of metal detectors or guards we should just install the deathray sphinx gate from neverending story and it will make its own judgments on the purity of people's hearts

# ? Nov 14, 2022 19:53

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Sarah Cenia posted:

Instead of metal detectors or guards we should just install the deathray sphinx gate from neverending story and it will make its own judgments on the purity of people's hearts

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# ? Nov 14, 2022 21:19

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Truth, justice and buttloads of candycorn.

edit:

If they candy corn up in a dictionary they'd see a picture of your mom.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Nov 15, 2022

# ? Nov 15, 2022 00:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

Prurient Squid posted:

American child: Give me cotton candy for chrissakes.

American parent: I'll give you all the cotton candy on God's green earth.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 15, 2022 00:30

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# ? May 10, 2024 06:02

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Chewbecca posted:

fffffff

Ok well the fact remains y'all pronounce aluminium as aluminum and I will forever judge you for it, namaste

thats cause it's called aluminum

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# ? Nov 16, 2022 00:29

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