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Yakuza 3 probably has the actual horniest minigame: the massage parlor. Also I forget which one it was that has “stare at your opponents boobs to gain heat” ping pong, and I forget which one has “stare at your opponents boobs to gain heat” air hockey. e: Oh yeah and who could forget live chat from 6 lmfao
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I mean the series does largely take place in a red light district, it’s not that weird that they’d put humorous spins on some hornier activities, especially how it juxtaposes with Kiryu’s straight faced attitude.
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I'd still give it to Y0 because that's the only game where 95% of female characters are porn stars, the collectible is bikini cards and the other character who collects them talks about how much he loves jerking off to them Also how weird was it that they made Makoto's nurse an insanely detailed beautiful woman who has like three lines and is never seen again
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There was this photography mini game in Kiwami 2 that felt a little too horny and not in the tongue in cheek way. I don’t remember much about it because I didn’t play it after the initial time you activate the quest. For the most part though I just view all that stuff as adding flavor to the setting and time period. Again, it’s usually done in a traditionally goofy “yakuza side activities” manner. Would I be embarrassed if someone walked in on it? Yes. But that’s entirely without any of the context. I think also the series has largely started to veer away from that, there’s decidedly less of it in the latest releases. A lot of these games definitely come from a different time. man nurse fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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man nurse posted:I mean the series does largely take place in a red light district, it’s not that weird that they’d put humorous spins on some hornier activities, especially how it juxtaposes with Kiryu’s straight faced attitude. I totally understand that, the telephone game is hilarious in spite of all the Boobs Bikini Sex horseshit happening in the background because the whole time Kiryu is just going -_-
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Dewgy posted:e: Oh yeah and who could forget live chat from 6 lmfao B O O B S mutantIke posted:I totally understand that, the telephone game is hilarious in spite of all the Boobs Bikini Sex horseshit happening in the background because the whole time Kiryu is just going -_- Everything about Kiryu's reactions and lines in that mini game is perfect. Protip, fail to answer the phone in time for the most adorable Baby Kiryu "moshi moshi" Also no one has mentioned Toylets yet, which is only half horny but possibly the weirdest out of any of the horny adjacent mini games.
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those aren't yakuza minigames though. those are just actual real life sega games included in yakuza.
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Ghostlight posted:those aren't yakuza minigames though. those are just actual real life sega games included in yakuza. you have got to be loving with me
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http://toylets.sega.jp/
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man nurse posted:I think also the series has largely started to veer away from that, there’s decidedly less of it in the latest releases. A lot of these games definitely come from a different time. Yeah. I actually can't remember if there was a horny game in Yakuza LAD. Even the cabaret club was less involved this time around... At the same time though, they pretty heavily imply that Ichiban fucks in a parking lot. And one of the jobs is Domme.
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toylets is not a horny game
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Lareine posted:Yeah. I actually can't remember if there was a horny game in Yakuza LAD. Even the cabaret club was less involved this time around... At the same time though, they pretty heavily imply that Ichiban fucks in a parking lot. And one of the jobs is Domme. Well he actually has sex with several women which certainly beats Kiryru hitting the tissues in the soft core video booth or Yagami bringing teenage girls over to his bedless home/office and asking them to stay the night, only to get shut down because he doesn’t actually own anywhere to sleep except his gross sweaty 2 seater loveseat. Ichiban’s not ashamed to get a Honk Honk from a guy either if it helps with his stats.
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Toylets is as horny as you want it to be
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:toylets is not a horny game What if you're into piss though
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There'll be some horny in Ishiin judging from the minigames in this trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk_z9hyFY1I&t=121s
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the best horny minigame is grandpa discovers camgirls.
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in the director interview i posted last page he talks about wanting to "push the envelope" in regard to entertaining "mature audiences" that the esrb wouldn't let him do in yakuza 1 and really wants to see "how much [they] can get away with".Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:toylets is not a horny game
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Kenzan has a minigame in which you are specifically not supposed to be horny, where you sit under a waterfall and think about tits while trying not to get a boner. Sadly we are not getting that in Ishin, but we will get Strip Janken!
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I’m still surprised RGG hasn’t made the cabaret club a gacha or something, I’d play that to kill like 10 minutes a day or when I’m taking the train home from work (I sit by myself)
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Why the gently caress would you wish more gacha bullshit into existence
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The game already has a gacha built in, it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch to make all the girls come from it rather than sidequests.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Why the gently caress would you wish more gacha bullshit into existence
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probably an unpopular opinion - having to strive for weird mahjong hands is fun and I want the game to request it more often not the bullshit hands obvs but stuff like seven pairs that comes up fairly often
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Carlosologist posted:I’m still surprised RGG hasn’t made the cabaret club a gacha or something, I’d play that to kill like 10 minutes a day or when I’m taking the train home from work (I sit by myself) Same tbh
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goblin week posted:What if you're into piss though then expect to bob up and down on the balls of your feet while holding your shoulder, as kiryu lectures you
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Ghostlight posted:in the director interview i posted last page he talks about wanting to "push the envelope" in regard to entertaining "mature audiences" that the esrb wouldn't let him do in yakuza 1 and really wants to see "how much [they] can get away with". Yeah, that's what I was referring to and why I used the caveat of "horny adjacent." Even knowing that Toylets is real does not change my opinion that it is the weirdest mini game.
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Majima, get out! I'm piss!
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Dewgy posted:Yakuza 3 probably has the actual horniest minigame: the massage parlor. Is this limited to Yakuza games, because there's a Goichi Suda game where you stare at a woman's tits until your cum meter fills up and then thrust a comically oversized gift at them
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Sudden Javelin posted:Majima, get out! I'm piss! Majima Everywhere takes a strange new turn.
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TheDiceMustRoll posted:Is this limited to Yakuza games, because there's a Goichi Suda game where you stare at a woman's tits until your cum meter fills up and then thrust a comically oversized gift at them "killer7 ruled, i'll check out this game too" i said, naively
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Is that the one with the guy shooting his big boner or was that a swery game
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Swery doesn't usually go in for that level of horny, I think the sexy car wash in Dead Prem was the closest and even in that one you have a random chance of her husband showing up and spitting on your windscreen
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Professor Beetus posted:Is that the one with the guy shooting his big boner or was that a swery game The looking at baps was Killer is Dead. Big Boner is Shadows of the Damned.
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A Bystander posted:The looking at baps was Killer is Dead. Big Boner is Shadows of the Damned. Okay yeah, it was a Suda joint then. I used to get them confused all the time because they both have names with S and a number. Blamestorm posted:Well he actually has sex with several women which certainly beats Kiryru hitting the tissues in the soft core video booth or Yagami bringing teenage girls over to his bedless home/office and asking them to stay the night, only to get shut down because he doesn’t actually own anywhere to sleep except his gross sweaty 2 seater loveseat. Ichiban’s not ashamed to get a Honk Honk from a guy either if it helps with his stats. Yagami's Guide to Dating: Take a girl out and absolutely crush her in darts repeatedly until she confesses her love for you.
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Carlosologist posted:I’m still surprised RGG hasn’t made the cabaret club a gacha or something, I’d play that to kill like 10 minutes a day or when I’m taking the train home from work (I sit by myself)  It's probably one of the only Gachas I'd play tbh, I just really like the cabaret club minigame So, randomly in another thread I saw someone mentioning having to set Yakuza 3 and 4 to high priority processor mode to fix the weird frame rate issues that the ports have. I'd played through all of 3 and part of 4 with the terrible framerate issues but it was pretty frustrating. Setting the processor allocation to high completely fixed the issue and I've got a rock solid framerate finally. Is that a problem with 5 as well? Maybe I should look to see if there's a community fix or something since it's sort of annoying to have to do it every time I start the game again.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Why the gently caress would you wish more gacha bullshit into existence People say gacha but they just want a mobile game of it in some form
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