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PokeJoe posted:sometimes they have to cut the cats dick off to fix the bladder stone i was forced to learn this without consent and now so do all of you
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i hope your cat does ok KD
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yeah my vet told me that all male cats have narrow urethras and I laughed and looked at her and she gave me this "what?" kind of look and moved on
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Achmed Jones posted:HAIL SATAN missed the page but still gonna post a dumb little story when i was in grade 5 i had a ouija board and me and a bunch of friends went to the local graveyard to talk to ghosts. ahead of time i'd arranged with one of them that we would spell out "satan" and scare everyone when it was our turn and asked "who are we talking to?" so we have our turn and ask "who are we speaking to?" and we start spelling it out "s" "a" "t" and then i'm struggling to get the planchette to "a" and he's pulling it to "i" and finally i pick it up and bean him with it while yelling "the next letter is a you loving idiot you're trying to spell satin not satan" but way ruder since we were kids in like 1990 so anyway, hail satin
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Cold on a Cob posted:hail satin hail
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posting on satan’s neighbor’s page
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two minutes left.. then punching out for the weekend! good luck, goons..
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cjs: bought laser printer compatible sticker paper 
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gently caress i can't believe i missed the page of The Great Adversary! wooooork  (e) at least it was a real productive work day, shockingly for a Friday
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Ciaphas posted:gently caress i can't believe i missed the page of The Great Adversary! wooooork
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work was completely unproductive despite my best efforts spent two hours going over our application onboarding process with a group of jr engineers and then wasted a bunch of time waiting on a counterpart on another team to update the permissions on a service account and get them wrong multiple times
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jesus WEP posted:ew don’t brag about that. have some damned self respect jokes on you, never had any to begin with !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CPColin posted:cjs: Suddenly, despite me using my personal machine for work since lockdown in March 2020, it's now A Problem and they're trying to force me to pick which company-managed laptop I want to allow into my house. I wonder how long it would take them to notice if I accept one and just never turn it on. Update: I skipped adding a long tirade to my reply about how big an rear end in a top hat my boss is and instead added an onerous list of additional things I need in order to be able to use a laptop for work without my skeleton imploding lol
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Ciaphas posted:jokes on you, never had any to begin with !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cjs: spent the day hacking together a couple of little tools to make life a little easier c weekend s: had a little fire and beers with the fam, ready to post in the weekend thread once throtor wakes up from his nap
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Cold on a Cob posted:missed the page but still gonna post a dumb little story when we were like 18-19 some friends and i went over to one of their houses one night, the girls had a ouija board and a couple of us fellas went out to smoke while they were goofin with it while we were out there me: "hey <friend whose house it was>, where's your breaker box?" friend: "back side of the house" me: "i got an idea" waited a minute till we could hear them get quiet as they were spelling one out and then slammed the main breaker off the screams from within echoed off the hills
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I think I remember a Vine or something where somebody did that and the screams were indeed glorious haha
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Jonny 290 posted:when we were like 18-19 some friends and i went over to one of their houses one night, the girls had a ouija board and a couple of us fellas went out to smoke while they were goofin with it lmao
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Alright, which of you cocksuckers made it so cold that I had to wear a jacket while I smoked my cigar outside?
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sorry that was me
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Achmed Jones posted:sorry that was me
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MrQueasy posted:Alright, which of you cocksuckers made it so cold that I had to wear a jacket while I smoked my cigar outside?
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MrQueasy posted:You're on notice, young man! 
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it was 70 here today, which is not at all concerning considering historically we had snow on Halloween
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:it was 70 here today, which is not at all concerning this tracks
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lol it's still 62 
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Jonny 290 posted:pshh why, that’s salted rice weather. and thank goodness, we needed it. we needed it.
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pardon me?
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President Beep posted:pardon me? you missed much in your abscence
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President Beep posted:pardon me? oh, you were out. Pay it no mind.
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President Beep posted:lol. oh well for the record I liked your buttered carrots joke. true poster’s mindset
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