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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://twitter.com/needmorebourbon/status/1590781319579303936

Yeah that’s definitely what she was going for.

(The sad thing is it probably does confirm her belief).

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I can think of a lot of side hustles I could do that cost me money

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Drinkslinger posted:

It’s coming up on Remembrance Sunday and the gammons are out in force:

Ten pounds says this guy isn’t allowed to see his grandchildren any more, because of ‘The Incident’

I was always told the war was supposed to end all wars, and they wanted us to live easy and peaceful lives after, which is why it's important to remember the sacrifice made. At least, that's what they said at the ceremonies I participated in as a Girl Guide. It wasn't about wishing we were still loving fighting because no one likes racist jokes anymore.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'm also a child of the 80s and 90s who reminisces about the 40s, because that means I wasn't here and that's a-ok with me.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
Tumblr having a little jape.



https://www.tumblr.com/tumblrmart/blue-checkmark

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

EL BROMANCE posted:

https://twitter.com/needmorebourbon/status/1590781319579303936

Yeah that’s definitely what she was going for.

(The sad thing is it probably does confirm her belief).

But but that means he’s losing money as far as side hustles go

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

AFewBricksShy posted:

You're correct about Schuylkill, I definitely typed out the wrong sound for the end of that one, but I definitely don't say Hawk-en. I grew up near Valley Forge though, so it might depend on the region.

I lived in Conshy, it's a nice enough place. Lived right next to the old quarry that's fenced off and has all kinds of waterfowl in it. There were resident hooded mergansers, which were really cool looking, and a friendly swan (primarily friendly because it was on the other side of the fence). There were also murderous geese that hated my little dog.
Took me forever to spell the town's name, though.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
I thought side hustle meant "here is a hobby that brings me joy that I am now turning into a job that will not bring me joy but will bring me money instead" and if that is the case was there a woman giving her eggs away for free before deciding to monetize it?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Madkal posted:

I thought side hustle meant "here is a hobby that brings me joy that I am now turning into a job that will not bring me joy but will bring me money instead" and if that is the case was there a woman giving her eggs away for free before deciding to monetize it?

No, no, side hustle means “here is the second job I need to pay for my life, capitalism is A-OK, and this is what we should all be aiming for, sleep is for the weak”

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/ABQPoliceChief/status/1590465609418297344

Now that we’re no longer trying to gin up hatred against uppity black protesters and link our political opponents to them, things are going pretty good!

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 00:18 on Nov 11, 2022

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Just don't read the comments on that one.

Anyway what an absolute fucker

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

ryonguy posted:

The true bastard problem language is obviously English which incorporates everything it comes in contact with, but misspelled and pronounced wrong.

As with the cuisine via colonialism, quite fitting if you ask me.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
So Nick Cannon announced he will be having his 12th (:stare:) child. I found this:

https://twitter.com/dojalipa/status/1590550146462666753
https://twitter.com/PlanetAmalaDoja/status/1590550349567303682

Beat me to it:
https://twitter.com/ahab_ahab/status/1590550897410482177

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1590759564235841536?s=46&t=-b3SGv9GH6RewR84bX73kw

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Brands dunking on other brands is lame especially when it's the site that tried to outlaw 'female presenting nipples'

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



my large, obedient senator

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Scott Adams just one step away from calling Fetterman a bottom.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

TinTower posted:

What are the odds those are actually Polish spitfires? It’s a long running thing that boomer memes that get all nostalgic over the Battle of Britain whilst being simultaneously xenophobic use Polish spitfires.

OwlFancier posted:

I did try to look it up and they don't seem to be using 303 squadron markings at least.

The FF squadron code is from 132 Sqd. which, as well as not being formed until 1941, was the 'City of Bombay' squadron, notable as one of the international units with pilots including men from Canada, New Zealand, Poland, Ceylon, India and the Caribbean. Not sure how the sharer of that image would like that...

I sometimes think artists of WW2 Spitfire scenes must be doing this deliberately, because I swear more often than not it's always a non-British squadron shown in these gammony Fwd:s

132 Squadron's motto was "Beware of the Leopard", which amuses me greatly

BalloonFish has a new favorite as of 01:42 on Nov 11, 2022

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hate my large obedient husband.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Push El Burrito posted:

I hate my large obedient husband.

These anime titles are getting out of control

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ValueAnalyst1/status/1590864354672803840

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Scientastic posted:

No, no, side hustle means “here is the second job I need to pay for my life, capitalism is A-OK, and this is what we should all be aiming for, sleep is for the weak”

If you get 6 of them you can bring home thousands a month!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590884973535711232

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Oh so this is what he meant by “move fast break things”

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



I can think l of a lot of movements musk could make that would benefit humanity the most. for instance walking into a peat bog or a hole in the ground in the desert

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I can think l of a lot of movements musk could make that would benefit humanity the most. for instance walking into a peat bog or a hole in the ground in the desert

Long walk on a short dock would be pretty good too.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010


literally impossible to read this and not imagine him stomping his feet and crying

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lmao I literally run in dedicated autism communities with a better grasp of comedy than this human embodiment of dry, cracked elbows

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?



I love that he just assumes everyone is reading his tweets for the latest rule updates.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I mean they are, just not for the reasons he thinks

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Great, let's tell all the verified parody publications with Twitter accounts to change their na--

oh.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Lmao I literally run in dedicated autism communities with a better grasp of comedy than this human embodiment of dry, cracked elbows

...Dry elbows?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I think Twitter should let Laura Loomer back on 15 minutes before it shuts down.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Watching Elon run Twitter live suddenly makes it more apparent why his cars keep catching fire.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Cloacamazing! posted:

Try stretching the syllables: Behr-Lihn

Or look up JFK's "Ich bin ein Berliner", which Germans still make fun off, because in most places a Berliner is this:



Berliners the citizens call it a pancake though, which is objectively wrong. And the correct term is Kreppel, thank you very much.

its called a bismark in the states which is sort of germanish

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

snergle posted:

its called a bismark in the states which is sort of germanish

Is it called that because it's fun to sink them?

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
Love to pay 8 dollars a month for the privilege of no longer being allowed to change my display name.

Hope twitter explodes and it leads to a Tesla (stock) crash.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Inceltown posted:

Is it called that because it's fun to sink them?

It’s because we want to sample the sweet taste of actual unification and a welfare state.

:smith:

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
:laffo:

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/evan_greer/status/1590940321004691461




That's nazi pug owner and thread ghost from the past Count Dankula.

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