Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Ziv Zulander posted:

Lotta people itt never been inside a boat

Why the hell would I do that voluntarily?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


gbut posted:

Why the hell would I do that voluntarily?

Helicopters of the seas, they arrrrrrrr

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

If I avoid ALL ships, I will, by default, avoid big ships as well. Bingo bongo.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Feel like this comes around here every so often but here it goes again (no sound)

https://i.imgur.com/YrJfDfz.mp4

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


good dog

didn’t know raccoons could be domesticated

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Faustian Bargain posted:

good dog

didn’t know raccoons could be domesticated

They can't, one day the owner will wake up to all their household valuables missing and realize they've been long conned

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Faustian Bargain posted:

good dog

didn’t know raccoons could be domesticated

They can't really, but they can form attachments.

Edit: beaten. Anyone have the video of that guy who's pet raccoon ripped holes in the drywall and was using the walls like a habitrail?

Cat Hatter fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Nov 14, 2022

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Faustian Bargain posted:

good dog

didn’t know raccoons could be domesticated

My understanding, which comes purely from hearing other people talk about it on TV and the internet, is that they're pretty great and loving pets except for their tendency to try to get into absolutely everything when bored. Put child locks on every door and container in your house, and accept that even that will not save you.

But at least they're cute!

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Log082 posted:

My understanding, which comes purely from hearing other people talk about it on TV and the internet, is that they're pretty great and loving pets except for their tendency to try to get into absolutely everything when bored. Put child locks on every door and container in your house, and accept that even that will not save you.

But at least they're cute!

My cousin had one named princess that loved skittles. It was an outdoor pet on their ruralish property and seemed generally affable.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

CarForumPoster posted:

Can’t tell for sure on tiny phone screen but since it’s launched by falling down I’m assuming no riving knife either. So this person actively ignored or removed every safety aspect of the number one most dangerous wood shop tool.

His tool won't be a danger to anyone for a few days...

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Harry_Potato posted:

His tool won't be a danger to anyone for a few days...

Saw what you did there.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Harry_Potato posted:

His tool won't be a danger to anyone for a few days...

Can’t lose a thumb if you already removed it with the table saw

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

PostNouveau posted:

Also, lady it ain't safe to sit on a chair like that

https://twitter.com/yeoldedad/status/1591647560531599363

Looking at the rest of the room, I can spot the problem: they could have gone with several smaller windows instead of that gigantic one, which would have left money for proper stairs. A tragic case of poor planning.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkzhd6d9GD1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkz3pvi1HB1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rl1pvzPtdd1s1ddrj.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Unloads in less than 30 seconds, that is efficiency.

Thriftwood
Dec 13, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/jRK4Ki9.mp4

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe

Cat Hatter posted:

They can't really, but they can form attachments.

Edit: beaten. Anyone have the video of that guy who's pet raccoon ripped holes in the drywall and was using the walls like a habitrail?

Yep, that is Raccoon Willie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

He's not done, they gotta put him back

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
That’s dark man but I got a full belly laugh from it :five:

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

shame on an IGA posted:

he.. he caught it the second time. Watch his right hand after the spin.

I still think he caught it with his nutsack both times, then grabbed the workpiece as he was clutching for his bruised testicles

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

DRINK ME posted:

That’s dark man but I got a full belly laugh from it :five:
here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAa5vsbVsa4

Edit: OSHA content is workers risking their lives to carry a dog out into floodwaters and leave it there

GotLag fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Nov 14, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The dog knows they deserve it.
Bad dog.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



GotLag posted:

here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAa5vsbVsa4

Edit: OSHA content is workers risking their lives to carry a dog out into floodwaters and leave it there

This is one of the funniest videos on the internet. I love it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


My old car was a 1999 SAAB, and all stick shift SAABs have this thing where you can't take out the key from the ignition unless the gear is in reverse.

Even if you forget the handbrake, the car is still in gear and will not roll away on a tiny incline like this. SAABs were full of weird but good stuff.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

GotLag posted:

here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAa5vsbVsa4

Edit: OSHA content is workers risking their lives to carry a dog out into floodwaters and leave it there

hahaha, the chinchilla in the electrical wall plate got the biggest laugh for me

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


starkebn posted:

hahaha, the chinchilla in the electrical wall plate got the biggest laugh for me

That tap on the head.

But the dog on the iceberg was heartbreaking.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



I'm glad they got dude out and I hope he's OK, but I keep giggling every time I see how wide his eyes are and reversing it really made it perfect.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Jeez, you guys weren’t kidding about how rough it is being a pipe welder.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Robobot posted:

Jeez, you guys weren’t kidding about how rough it is being a pipe welder.
"C'mon guys, let's just try welding it from the outside this time! Guys! You promised we'd try it next time!"

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

“Testing Elon Musk’s latest Hyperloop design”

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

PostNouveau posted:

Also, lady it ain't safe to sit on a chair like that

https://twitter.com/yeoldedad/status/1591647560531599363

I feel like these people are not protected.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Remember this baby?



This is him now!

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

GotLag posted:

here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAa5vsbVsa4

Edit: OSHA content is workers risking their lives to carry a dog out into floodwaters and leave it there

I didn’t know I needed this.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7QCnv0Qpfg

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Scratch Monkey posted:

Remember this baby?



This is him now!

what the gently caress

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

other people posted:

what the gently caress

First time seeing a baby blender?

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

other people posted:

what the gently caress

Baby blender.

or how you xray one. Either or.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

drat that looks fun

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


other people posted:

what the gently caress

Democrat post-birth abortion machine

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


It’s called a “piggostat” and it’s for immobilizing babies for x-rays.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply