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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


lol

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


oh I am very excited to use that url feature to classlessly win arguments

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
In Ralph Breaks the Internet, a TPS report is visibly hanging in one of the cubicles seen during Ralph's viral video montage. However, it was incorrectly placed in a cubicle in the accounting department, where TPS reports are not functionally relevant.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Doctors sometimes informally refer to them as "Prader's balls", "the medical worry beads", or the "endocrine rosary".[2]

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


echino- means 'spike', echinoderm = spiky skin, echinopsis = something that looks spiky, echidna = spiky thing etc.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

axolotl farmer posted:

echino- means 'spike', echinoderm = spiky skin, echinopsis = something that looks spiky, echidna = spiky thing etc.

echi, no idea

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


axolotl farmer posted:

echino- means 'spike', echinoderm = spiky skin, echinopsis = something that looks spiky, echidna = spiky thing etc.

echi = horny on main

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

axolotl farmer posted:

echino- means 'spike', echinoderm = spiky skin, echinopsis = something that looks spiky, echidna = spiky thing etc.

I thought echidna came from the Greek ekhidna which means viper?

This caused a taxonomic issue like 100 years ago when someone realized that echidna was already taken for a species of eel and they had to come up with a new name for the lil spikey guys.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
pretty sure echinopsis is some kind of drug bearing plant

echidna penis is funnier tho

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


The best way to avoid getting tapeworms is to not eat undercooked pork or vegetables contaminated with faeces. 

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

The best way to avoid getting tapeworms is to not eat undercooked pork or vegetables contaminated with faeces. 

no

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Sagebrush posted:

The best way to avoid getting tapeworms is to not eat undercooked pork or vegetables contaminated with faeces. 

what the hell am i supposed to do with all this broccoli that was up my rear end?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
In the 1970s he visited Japan’s paleontology conference several times and applied to present his findings. It was rumoured that in 1978 an elderly paleontologist who walked into Okmura’s lecture became so angry that he suffered from high blood pressure and died prematurely.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

The best way to avoid getting tapeworms is to not eat undercooked pork or vegetables contaminated with faeces. 

yeah but it's fine if you can guarantee the faeces are tapeworm free

maybe via a block chain

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP/2_Server_Push
When the server wants to push a resource, it prepares a PUSH_PROMISE frame, architecting it in the best way possible to seduce the browser into using the pushed contents.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!

SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

He said the idea for the spiral ham slicer "came to him in a dream".

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
In 1978, apostle LeGrand Richards clarified that the curse of dark skin for wickedness and promise of white skin through righteousness only applied to Indians, and not to black people.[3]: 115 

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

However, these transitory relationships are often contrasted with those of girlfriends, with whom players have more stable, long-term relationships.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


From the rough barracks of 19th-century conscript armies, filled with hazing and illness and barely differentiated from the livestock pens that housed the draft animals, to the clean and Internet-connected barracks of modern all-volunteer militaries, the word can have a variety of connotations.

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



It was his first project in Norway, and first ever project north of the Arctic Circle.

I think this guy just likes looking at butts.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

It is similar to ghee and niter kibbeh, but has a characteristically strong, rancid, and cheesy taste and smell. Matured smen is very similar in taste to blue cheese as it is a high-fat form of cheese. The older the smen, the stronger—and more valued—it becomes.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad





Tips Hat Cock

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

:tipshat:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The barrel is also fluted, which may save some weight and speed up cooling of the barrel, but in practical terms these effects are minimal in a firearm so small, so the fluting is mostly for style.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1597225342187769860

(fake, but still: lol)

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



it was real https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=North_Atlantic_garbage_patch&oldid=1111384130

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



for example, a sweater worn by Adolf Hitler is thought to bear his negative essence and to be capable of transmitting it to another wearer.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Carthag Tuek posted:

for example, a sweater worn by Adolf Hitler is thought to bear his negative essence and to be capable of transmitting it to another wearer.

if worn with one of Fred Rogers' sweaters, would the effect be negated or would they annihilate like matter and anti-matter?

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





SS troops advancing on bicycles in 1944

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mr. Fix It posted:

if worn with one of Fred Rogers' sweaters, would the effect be negated or would they annihilate like matter and anti-matter?

only one way to find out

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

If you want to destroy mein sveater
Hold zis thread, I'll goose-step away

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jabberlock posted:



SS troops advancing on bicycles in 1944

Conveniently not mentioning whose bicycles :geert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anyway the article actually suggests having mother teresa wear hitler's sweater to decontaminate it

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Albert Christoph Dies (1755 – 28 December 1822) was a German painter, engraver, and biographer most noted for his biography of Joseph Haydn, although it is now considered sentimental and not entirely accurate. As an artist, he is also not very well-regarded.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Jabberlock posted:



SS troops advancing on bicycles in 1944

bicyclists are scum

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pumpkin is a color that resembles pumpkins.

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Updog Scully
Apr 20, 2021

This post is accompanied by all the requisite visual and audio effects.

:blastback::woomy::blaster:
Fabian Thylmann, the owner of MindGeek, attempted to purchase XVideos in 2012 in order to create a monopoly of pornographic tube sites. The French owner of XVideos turned down a reported offer of more than US$120 million by saying, "Sorry, I have to go and play Diablo II."

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