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The General posted:Unfortunate. Dammit, he got me
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kazil posted:LOL Context: a huge majority of the remaining twitter dev team is rumored to have called Elon's latest bluff, and he's paranoid about sabotage during one of the hugest all-hands-on-deck times of the year
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Sentient Data posted:Context: a huge majority of the remaining twitter dev team is rumored to have called Elon's latest bluff, and he's paranoid about sabotage during one of the hugest all-hands-on-deck times of the year I saw photos. The chief saboteur walked in the front door with a heavy, blunt, white object.
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videographer loses points for not yelling "Can't park there mate" while driving past
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this is only schad to me if they came back as a contractor to fix it at 10k an hour
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ilmucche posted:this is only schad to me if they came back as a contractor to fix it at 10k an hour That is a parody account that Musk is replying to. This implies that the event actually happened to Musk and unknown third parties
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I'm kind of annoyed cause really, I enjoyed Twitter for the stuff I used it for, like keeping up with book releases and authors and all that. Plus it made it easy to follow projects and artists I like. Then muskrat had to roll his egotistical rear end in and burn the place down for literally no reason whatsoever, while losing 44 billion dollars. I guess he wanted to be cool and hip and with it, like the youngsters are today, and spent the gdp of a midsize country on that dumb, dumb idea. I'll be amazed if the app or website is still working past this weekend. Earlier they had 50 something people trapped in the parking garage because the gate bar wouldn't raise because all the badges got turned off for everything. They were waiting on maintenance to come down with a sawzall to let em out. I mean yea, it's basically Nero dancing and fiddling while the empire burns but it still bums me out to lose it. So anyway, gimme a 5pc nug and a coke with lime please, no frosty this time.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:They were waiting on maintenance to come down with a sawzall to let em out. Buncha nerds, I'd have figured that poo poo out right quick by breaking my back attempting a jump kick
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm kind of annoyed cause really, I enjoyed Twitter for the stuff I used it for, like keeping up with book releases and authors and all that. Plus it made it easy to follow projects and artists I like. Then muskrat had to roll his egotistical rear end in and burn the place down for literally no reason whatsoever, while losing 44 billion dollars. I guess he wanted to be cool and hip and with it, like the youngsters are today, and spent the gdp of a midsize country on that dumb, dumb idea. I don't think it will go away. It's got a huge amount of momentum and unless something really compelling comes along for everyone to jump ship then it's more likely that he'll find some way that he can sell it off while saving face. He may get pennies on the dollar and it may go through a bit of a Tumblr doldrums but the user base is huge and quite active so someone is going to want to throw money at that. The real danger is him selling it to some sort of private equity firm who try part it up.
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At that point, I would drive my car through the stupid arm (as long as it's just an arm and not a gate/whatever)
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Evilreaver posted:That is a parody account that Musk is replying to. This implies that the event actually happened to Musk and unknown third parties nah hes just rolling with the punches, been at it all night :2crylaugh:
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Evilreaver posted:That is a parody account that Musk is replying to. This implies that the event actually happened to Musk and unknown third parties How funny would it have been if some world‐renowned rescue divers showed up at Twitter headquarters with cutting torches, offering to assist Musk in reentering the building?
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Nov 18, 2022 11:27
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lol, first match kicks off on Sunday.
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Nov 18, 2022 11:34
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Was it the Brazil WC where FIFA essentially made them ignore the local rules on serving alcohol at games to please Budweiser? The Qatar WC can lick my nuts in general but anything that might mean less money for FIFA sounds good as hell to me
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Wait a sec. Is the WC in bumfuck winter so players won't die? How will they hydrate without bud
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CainFortea posted:Yeah. The world cup starts in less than 3 days and they just locked everyone out of the building. That poo poo's not lasting the weekend Will it even last that long? I mean, at some point, some degenerates are going to realize the severe lack of moderation and start bombing Twitter with The Worst CP Ever, forcing the federal government to shut it down faster. ...I assume certain corners of the Internet are gearing up for this if some of the more banal but horrible stuff I saw last night was any indication. Holy poo poo Twitter really is going to die.
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hawowanlawow posted:sure would be dumb to attend the world cup in fuckin Qatar Gonna be interesting watching soccer hooligans containing their flares and alcoholism
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I hope Budweiser fuckin chews FIFA up. Anyway, have an Iranian king launching an absolute meteor back at the cops https://i.imgur.com/barebEp.mp4
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Nov 18, 2022 15:11
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Twitter will die in the same way as Facebook. Nobody under 30 will use it, and it'll change it's name to something nobody uses.
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it can also just go down  there's no technical reason that compels it to continue running
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Was it twitter that can't do a cold start, so if it goes down once and only has a skeleton crew of boot-licking engineers, it'll stay down indefinitely? or was it facebook?
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gbut posted:Was it twitter that can't do a cold start, so if it goes down once and only has a skeleton crew of boot-licking engineers, it'll stay down indefinitely? or was it facebook? Twitter has zero cold start ability on paper, and they might have been able to manage it with the collective knowledge of the staff and support staff.
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Ror posted:Maybe someday it’ll be like western movies where we all like to see a gunfight in the middle of town but we’re glad it doesn’t happen in real life anymore. 
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Saving tens of thousands of people from the horror that is Budweiser. Mashallah.
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Post poste posted:Twitter has zero cold start ability on paper, and they might have been able to manage it with the collective knowledge of the staff and support staff. they became aware of that last summer, so who knows how many mitigations they managed to put in before elron took over. but yea probably wont be possible to cold boot without any veterans there homepage will be a static prep for 2.0 stay tuned :crylaugh: — elon √ by the end of this week
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unrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw68IneV4
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I'm sure AB InBev will be happy to just write off the $75 million sponsorship.
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Thomamelas posted:I'm sure AB InBev will be happy to just write off the $75 million sponsorship. nah they suing for sure
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Sestze posted:oh my god you're still alive You are just frequenting the wrong threads. I post regularly in all the best threads.
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https://i.imgur.com/QQV74U0.mp4 Jeep may have been texting and driving
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Phuzun posted:https://i.imgur.com/QQV74U0.mp4 drat, that was a clean looking Fiero that got taken out. e: drat, missed the crane camera in the alley. this is from some movie
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Phuzun posted:https://i.imgur.com/QQV74U0.mp4 Really thought that red car just might pull a Buster Keaton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94oL_D7dp7g
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Enos Cabell posted:e: drat, missed the crane camera in the alley. this is from some movie Fast & Furious 8, looks like. Edit: good lord, there's ten of these fuckin' movies? Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Skippy McPants posted:Fast & Furious 8, looks like. And each one is better than the last!
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Elfface posted:Twitter will die in the same way as Facebook. Nobody under 30 will use it, and it'll change it's name to something nobody uses. I agree. It'll keep humping along and probably get crappier and crappier but what will finish it off is the next shiny social media platform. Just like it always is.
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Skippy McPants posted:Fast & Furious 8, looks like. More farce, more furious.
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