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I'm getting up there in age, and been wondering what my fellow goons see as the peak years of a man's life. Is it all downhill now that I've passed my 20's by? Are my 30's the real golden years? Or are they still ahead of that? It's something I think and wonder about often.
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Your athletic peak is about 22-25, after that your body will start failing you in increasingly embarrassing ways.
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Nov 24, 2022 05:32
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Your athletic peak is about 22-25, after that your body will start failing you in increasingly embarrassing ways. What sorts of ways?
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Nov 24, 2022 05:37
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2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, and 113. All known humans have died before reaching their next prime year
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Nov 24, 2022 05:40
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pencilhands posted:I'm getting up there in age, and been wondering what my fellow goons see as the peak years of a man's life. Is it all downhill now that I've passed my 20's by? Are my 30's the real golden years? Or are they still ahead of that? It's something I think and wonder about often. Your 30s are the best. You (typically) have money, you’re still young enough to do what you want, no major concerns yet, but also you’re not a dumb gently caress kid anymore,
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Nov 24, 2022 05:46
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Live in the present moment, without dwelling in the future or past, and every day will become the prime of your life. Namaste pencilhands posted:What sorts of ways? However on your 40th birthday you completely lose the ability to hold in farts
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Nov 24, 2022 05:48
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All of em bc you're a man, baby!
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Nov 24, 2022 06:48
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im in the prime of my lofe
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Nov 24, 2022 06:49
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life*
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Nov 24, 2022 06:49
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Probably around 85 when all that shoots out of your dick when you cum is a puff of chalky powder
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Nov 24, 2022 08:00
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Life man prime why
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Nov 24, 2022 08:03
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You literally just missed them, OP. Sorry, your life is now nothing but misery. Sucks, dude.
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Nov 24, 2022 08:14
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it's 800815 yrs old
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Nov 24, 2022 08:36
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you peak around age 11, just before puberty really gets rolling
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Nov 24, 2022 10:11
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Its in the way that you use it. Trust me, ain't no DNA will keep you from hurting yourself.
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Nov 24, 2022 10:23
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I'm no man, I'm a timeless being that was born outside the universe, thrust inside it and have always been, and always will be, eternal. I think I peaked a few thousand millenia ago tho.
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Nov 24, 2022 10:25
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Much like a car its highly variably and depends on the make / model and also weather you run on chip grease or not.
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Nov 24, 2022 10:29
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Bad Purchase posted:you peak around age 11, just before puberty really gets rolling I would go even further and say you peak at 0 and it's all the way down from there. A line has no peak and you can prove it mathematically but also by looking at it with your eyes
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Nov 24, 2022 10:45
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it's based on your career, op - it's the years where you can easily afford Amazon Prime without cutting back on any other services you subscribe to
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Nov 24, 2022 10:50
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0 to 2, or so. All your needs are taken care of, everything you do is considered adorable, no job, no taxes, no anxiety.
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Nov 24, 2022 11:32
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going by beef cattle standards, probably 16-20. not sure why you want prime human meat though
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Nov 24, 2022 11:49
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Mr. Meagles posted:However on your 40th birthday you completely lose the ability to hold in farts Now that is a goddamned lie, I choose not to hold farts in. and by 40 you realise that gently caress people's sensibilities. 
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Nov 24, 2022 11:58
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I said excuse me and she said she didn't hear it.
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Nov 24, 2022 12:11
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Yeah it's the early 30s, on average. Unfortunately bad lifestyle choices also happen to pop up more, which is frankly an insult.
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Nov 24, 2022 13:29
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What I want to know is why God wants me to take double the amount of piss breaks! Is this a sick fetish thing?!
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Nov 24, 2022 13:33
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I see my pee when I stream it. It says, you let these vitamans go or you drink way too much water.
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Nov 24, 2022 13:39
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you're a kid from 1 to 92 op
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Nov 24, 2022 13:40
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The years when he contains the Matrix of Leadership within his chest.
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Nov 24, 2022 13:40
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Whichever years you’re getting the most pussy
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Nov 24, 2022 13:55
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0-1 year old Get to suck on titties all day but not old enough to realize they’re your moms
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Nov 24, 2022 14:02
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I guess a woman's prime is in her 20's because everyone seemed to imply I was too old for kids the minute I turned 30. Kids I didn't want, but hey.
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Nov 24, 2022 14:41
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Mr. Meagles posted:Live in the present moment, without dwelling in the future or past, and every day will become the prime of your life. Namaste also sometimes those farts aren't just farts
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Nov 24, 2022 14:42
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when his wife dies, everything after that
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Nov 24, 2022 14:42
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Extra row of tits posted:Your 30s are the best. You (typically) have money, you’re still young enough to do what you want, no major concerns yet, but also you’re not a dumb gently caress kid anymore, yup, experiencing this now. only qualm i have with being in my early 30s is that now, some hard physical activities/sports cause old man injuries which i never had happen to me in my 20s. otherwise this is the best time of my life right now for the above reasons
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Nov 24, 2022 14:46
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:yup, experiencing this now. only qualm i have with being in my early 30s is that now, some hard physical activities/sports cause old man injuries which i never had happen to me in my 20s. otherwise this is the best time of my life right now for the above reasons yeah lol muscle strains take like two months to heal
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Nov 24, 2022 15:34
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i think it's a made up concept that you can choose to torture yourself about or ignore like most things
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Nov 24, 2022 15:37
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Foxfire_ posted:2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, and 113. All known humans have died before reaching their next prime year
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Nov 24, 2022 15:54
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Foxfire_ posted:2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101, 103, 107, 109, and 113. All known humans have died before reaching their next prime year
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Nov 24, 2022 16:20
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Every single poster on this forum is past their prime years. We wasted them sitting around laughing at a guy stretching out his rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 24, 2022 16:32
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life is an unbalanced ball at the peak of a four dimensional cone with the greater mass at the base. the point of the peak is conception, the circle at the base is death
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