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gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Personally I’ve started a band again and I’m downloading a lot of retro gaming roms and enthusiastically talking to my friends about it while they exchange nervous glances

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
I'm gonna buy Twitter and run for President

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
I actually just started mine thanks for asking. meeting a friend later this week to 'jam' aka create cacophony

https://i.imgur.com/0240Afv.mp4

sdasdas
Dec 29, 2012
Sadly I'm too poor to buy a sports car like my dad so uh...buy a sick gaming PC instead?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sucking lots of dicks probably

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Costco Meatballs posted:

I actually just started mine thanks for asking. meeting a friend later this week to 'jam' aka create cacophony

https://i.imgur.com/0240Afv.mp4

get an adjustable stand!
they're like $30
you're gonna kill your back standing like that

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



buy a slightly cooler car, try and bag a younger man, maybe get a pack of dogs

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
my midlife crisis was moving in with a woman, getting a cat and settling down for the long haul op

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Probably a lot of visits to the ER for "accidentally" falling on a lot of things and lodging them up my rear end.

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
getting really into one of the GBS thread subjects, just becoming a real freak about it. COVID? musk? 5000 pages? who can tell

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
die

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Flat cap and brass knuckles

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
An adorable little bow in my hair

naem
May 29, 2011

I plan to buy a condo like Michael Scott of Mickeal Scott Paper Company

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ferrari t-shirt

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pretty sure I've already started. When will it end?

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Costco Meatballs posted:

I actually just started mine thanks for asking. meeting a friend later this week to 'jam' aka create cacophony

https://i.imgur.com/0240Afv.mp4

the secret to my success is to buy way more pro level equipment than you’ll ever need

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

gonna do a sick rear end backflip off burj dubai, for starters.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I already passed 40 three years ago. Nothing happened then, and I’m sure as hell not gonna do anything about it now.

Enjoy yourself :)

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

If midlife crises tend to happen around people's 40th, then I'd probably stock up on a variety of birthday cakes ahead of time and binge through them all as my choice of achieving the necessarily liberating catharsis.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Imma buy a sports car

and then gently caress it!!! :q:

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

i'm worried about my uncle bob. since he turned 40, he's completely changed his diet and started all these new hobbies. i've tried to tell him it's too late, but he he just says 'i'm doing it for fun' over and over. impossible to get through. barely recognise the guy.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I will invest heavily in a camgirl

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You Are A Elf posted:

I already passed 40 three years ago. Nothing happened then, and I’m sure as hell not gonna do anything about it now.

Enjoy yourself :)

I keep expecting something big to come but it's just the same old depression.
I do have the privilege of actually living in a demonstrably dumber world then I grew up in, rather than just being bitter with youth culture.

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
kids are actually pretty cool these days from what I can tell. definitely way better than the little shits that surrounded me growing up.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

sdasdas posted:

Sadly I'm too poor to buy a sports car like my dad so uh...buy a sick gaming PC instead?
Me too after the divorce, so I started playing the tin whistle, whittling for a while, and recently I built a Balearic sling to launch rocks into the ocean.

unironically starting wearing these too

e: huh, I guess I'm having a mid-life crisis

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you'll know i'm having my midlife if you see me in a pair of crocs. pretty sure that will be it.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Denim vest and all the patches are video game titles instead of metal bands

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Drop the longpig diet due to cholesterol and hunt for cans of potato soup in the ruins of civilization

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Might try talking to a lady

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

audition to play a villain in a sci-fi movie

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Podcast about military music

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Icochet posted:

Denim vest and all the patches are video game titles instead of metal bands

You got a link, friend?

to add - so far its been dumping tons of money into my truck hopefully I wont be living out of it :smith:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
How the gently caress is dating a 20 year old supposed to make me feel younger? I'm going to date a woman twice my age.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Probably try to lose weight

naem
May 29, 2011

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

lmao just lmao if you haven't been having a continuous midlife crisis since your early 20s

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Build a backyard rocket ship and fly it to Andromeda.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Eventually my mid life crisis just became the daily routine so I got used to it. I can't change the past so :shrug:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Gonna get a full sleeve tattoo, wrist to shoulder cuff.
Probably nautical themed.

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