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I take a daily out of habit because I don't eat enough of anything, including vegetables. But I need to know if I'm being bamboozled by the Bayer Corporation once again. Tell me, goons. Tell me right now!!!
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U want a habit switch to opioids they're definitely not a scam you'll feel better real soon Good luck, bish.
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Eat some vegetables op
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If they're not in the shape of the flinstones, then I'm sorry to report you are being scammed. I'm sorry.
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I think you poop them out before your body fully digests the pill.
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Yeah they're a scam. Your body doesn't really absorb poo poo the right way from them. Plus, if you're in a first-world country, even if you eat a lovely diet, you'll get the vitamins and junk you need from food. Obviously if your doctor says you should take a supplement for a particular vitamin or mineral, you should. Otherwise they're a waste of money.
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Edgar posted:I think you poop them out before your body fully digests the pill. Nah they make your cum taste like vitamins. 
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Doc Fission posted:I take a daily out of habit because I don't eat enough of anything, including vegetables. But I need to know if I'm being bamboozled by the Bayer Corporation once again. they're not a scam but you probably don't need them, unless you're literally on an all mashed potatoes diet
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Horrorosaurus posted:U want a habit switch to opioids they're definitely not a scam you'll feel better real soon Thanks for the advice friend  I will keep an eye out for these next time I'm in the store!BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Eat some vegetables op I mostly just eat meat and rice left to my own devices. It's not terribly responsible and also I am turning 31 soon so I need to take better care of myself. nullEntityRNG posted:If they're not in the shape of the flinstones, then I'm sorry to report you are being scammed. I'm sorry. They're shaped like regular pills and sometimes they make my tummy hurt 
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Doc Fission posted:They're shaped like regular pills and sometimes they make my tummy hurt hmmm. starting to think you're leaving out some critical information here op
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Edgar posted:I think you poop them out before your body fully digests the pill. this is probably accurate tbh Jose Oquendo posted:Yeah they're a scam. Your body doesn't really absorb poo poo the right way from them. Plus, if you're in a first-world country, even if you eat a lovely diet, you'll get the vitamins and junk you need from food. But what if I want to achieve 100 percent of my daily values on everything? Is there a way to be a nutrition completionist? ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah they make your cum taste like vitamins. 🫡
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if goku doesn't take multivitamins then what are senzu beans? 
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:hmmm. starting to think you're leaving out some critical information here op the instructions say to take them with food but I don't always so I assume the rocks the pill is made of are just waging war in there
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Doc Fission posted:the instructions say to take them with food but I don't always so I assume the rocks the pill is made of are just waging war in there lol
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Probably, just eat your vegetables.
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Horrorosaurus posted:U want a habit switch to opioids they're definitely not a scam you'll feel better real soon I see someone else has read The Secret! (the secret is to take opioids)
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dietary supplements are basically pointless for 99.99%+ of people, due to the way your body processes and expects them. unless you have some sort of diagnosed deficiency or are on some insane sports regimen or something it's just a waste of time and money to bother with them
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah they make your cum taste like vitamins. Take some zinc for strong ropy loads op
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they are not regulated so you have to trust that the company you buy them from are being honest with the contents and dosage. i take a magnesium supplement to help with my heart palpitations and it actually works for the most part so go for it eat lots of vitamins fucker just pop em in you mouth
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Take some zinc for strong ropy loads op I don't have the equipment to produce ropy loads. this is not a load-bearing thread
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Take some zinc for strong ropy loads op op is for sure interested in shooting strong ropy loads. absoluteley
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Doc Fission posted:I don't have the equipment to produce ropy loads. this is not a load-bearing thread Well of course not, you aren’t getting enough zinc.
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echoing others itt about eating vegetables op. the feeling you'll get after eating healthy will hook you and it'll get easier. then you can gently caress it all up again each time the sun goes down and you drink yourself to sleep.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well of course not, you aren’t getting enough zinc. oh I didn't realize op wanted thick ropy loads. broccoli or spinach is what you should eat op.
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Be sure to slam some cinnamon, elderberry, and whatever other bullshit the boomers are pounding down like a miracle cure
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I've been unmedicated for most of this year and I did have a moment where I was reading lightly on the internet about what OTC supplements I could take to manage what I believed to be my tableau of mental illnesses. Then it was brought to my attention that I have bipolar disorder and you simply cannot ginseng your way out of that one  It does get pretty wacky out there though. https://psychcentral.com/bipolar/herbs-for-bipolar-disorder You can really DIY health with a little confidence and the power of SEO
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Pretty sure my vitamin Bs are legit because they turn my piss midnight rave N E O N.
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Luvcow posted:echoing others itt about eating vegetables op. the feeling you'll get after eating healthy will hook you and it'll get easier. then you can gently caress it all up again each time the sun goes down and you drink yourself to sleep. How did you know what time I drink myself to sleep a mysterious cloak posted:Be sure to slam some cinnamon, elderberry, and whatever other bullshit the boomers are pounding down like a miracle cure this just sounds like a recipe for a bad cookie
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At one point I took fish oil sups and my joints felt better after that but who knows might have been all in my head. Have you tried to put them up your rear end?
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Luvcow posted:oh I didn't realize op wanted thick ropy loads. I have Tinder for this (raucous laughter, everyone stands up and claps) Das Boo posted:Pretty sure my vitamin Bs are legit because they turn my piss midnight rave N E O N. ok but fr though? frfr?
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They are only really helpful if taken with food, but are only good as minor supplements, won't make up what you are missing. Overall they are a scam. CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Nov 28, 2022 |
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One snack bag of xxtra flaming hot cheetos has more vitamin A and potassium than your great great grandfather would consume in a year. Multivitamins are 100% a scam.
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I take a daily multivitamin and I've died exactly zero times. That can't be a coincidence.
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Your fuckin FACE is a scam, op
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Doc Fission posted:They're shaped like regular pills and sometimes they make my tummy hurt If you're tummy is hurting they probably have Iron in them. Find ones without Iron!
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:they're not a scam but you probably don't need them, unless you're literally on an all mashed potatoes diet Can the mashed potatoes diet include cheddar, sour cream, butter, bacon crumbles, green onions, red and white pepper flakes, garlic, orange zest, and chicken mushroom gravy? Because I think that’s hittin all the food groups there. 
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there ARE multiple vitamins you can take that have an appreciable difference. I take a large fistful every day, stuff like citrulline, carnitine, arginine, Vitamin k7 mk2, fish oil, probiotics, etc. The Centrum Silver type multivitamins are pucks of granite that will slowly dissolve your kidneys. The little packet ones from GMC will make your pee exotic colors which I would assume is probably  bad but I haven't researched them much.ClamdestineBoyster posted:Can the mashed potatoes diet include cheddar, sour cream, butter, bacon crumbles, green onions, red and white pepper flakes, garlic, orange zest, and chicken mushroom gravy? Because I think that’s hittin all the food groups there.  The Martian told me that potatoes are perfectly nutritionally balanced so yes Mankind is designed, nay I say destined to live off Sizzler baked potatoes 
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It's dye, for your pee! I suggest eating a handful of the red ones to get a real rush in your boring life
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You're already at nutritionally complete with potato and milk, everything else is a gratuitous add on. This basically underpinned Great Britain and Russia's slavery until the potatoes got sick themselves and turned the slavery client states into oops-all-revolts.
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