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Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

shimmy shimmy posted:

Kind of seems like a bad move on her part if she missed out the more generous severance package.

Shes been working for Twitter in Ireland for over 10 years so under Irish law shes entitled to 21 weeks of redundancy pay at a minimum (its 2 weeks per year worked for the firm + 1 week on top), significantly more than his offer to staff of 12 weeks.

EU employment law is pretty incredible for employees.

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Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

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Blut posted:

Shes been working for Twitter in Ireland for over 10 years so under Irish law shes entitled to 21 weeks of redundancy pay at a minimum (its 2 weeks per year worked for the firm + 1 week on top), significantly more than his offer to staff of 12 weeks.

EU employment law is pretty incredible for employees.

How does Amazon warehouse staff in the EU?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


BiggerBoat posted:

Further, when we work a table ( my job is to read hands, count chips and ensure that bets are paid out correctly and no one cheats or fucks up),
Start a thread? I'd love to hear more about your job.

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Twerk from Home posted:

How does Amazon warehouse staff in the EU?

How do they employ them do you mean? By complying with local employment law, Amazon doesn't have a choice in the matter.

It varies a bit from country to country but the headline stuff would be approx 6 weeks a year of paid leave, 6-12 months of maternity leave, a week of paid sick leave per year, a maximum working week of 48 hours, meeting quite strict rules for dismissal if you want to fire someone where you have to provide valid justification and give lots of notice, mandatory scaled payments for redundancy based on duration of employment, break entitlements during the work day etc.

(figures are for Ireland mostly because I know them offhand, but other countries like France tend to be even more generous)

I still remember the shocked reactions of American colleagues when I worked for a tech firm that had offices in both the US and EU when they found out the differences in what EU staff were entitled to vs what they got in the US for very similar roles. Employment laws in the US are a bad joke.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Conversely US staff makes 30-50% more. How housing / COLA scales I have no idea.

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

BiggerBoat posted:

True but, OK. In my particular case I was working in a franchise sign making shop so make of that what you will. It was overkill.

This happens now in my current job dealing cards in a poker room. My supervisors and their supervisors have everything supposedly streamlined with a huge network of communication that ostensibly simplifies things but it really doesn't. Near as I can tell, my immediate supervisors spend WELL over half their times on tablets and phones, often ignoring betting action and issues on tables, and we have an employee WhatsApp thing we're supposed to use where well over half of those posts are people being "funny" and junking it up with bullshit.

The latter is supposed to be for us to post poo poo like if we're running late, need a ride, are sick and can't come in or want someone to switch hours with us and poo poo like that. But I've basically just come around to ignoring it because every morning when i look at it there's 85 new messages that have nothing to with our work and more than a few memes, IMPACT FONT and all, or single emoji shitposts. It's like a comments section only with employees.

Further, when we work a table ( my job is to read hands, count chips and ensure that bets are paid out correctly and no one cheats or fucks up), we log in under our names and PIN, count the rake every hand and make notes on it noting how much people bought in for, won or lost but NONE of that poo poo goes into ANY central data base and if we have a "dead spread", the tablet will go to sleep and the notes get lost. So my supervisor will ask me how much a player won/lost and I can't tell them because the tablet erased my notes.

It's pointless.

But everyone I work with knows when I'm gonna be 10 minutes late

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I'm not saying this stuff can't be incredibly useful is done right but, like most things related to the internet, we have to separate the white noise from the information that's actually useful (like in my example up there where someone on my way in to work needs a lift) but I can't daily sift through 75 messages to get to that.

Think spam or a Reddit thread.

I have a part time job working with a housing program for the homeless, we are deliberately low tech as all get out and everything is on paper, works pretty well overall and the audits go smoothly because the government agencies can just go "yes these people have their documents (they needed them to get in.) their rents have been paid (paper receipt book with triplicate carbon paper. Takes them seconds and it takes me the time it takes me to scrawl my monthly meeting note with my people on a sheet of paper that goes in their file.

MEANWHILE. I took someone to an urgent care yesterday, they do not have a phone, the entire sign in process requires a cell phone to operate, them not having a phone literally shut down the front desk while they tried to figure out what to do about it.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Thanks Ants posted:

lol if they don't have a freeze on shipping new features during that time of year, why do they need people in

Just the opposite, he wants new features added as quickly as possible.
https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1598801624042209280

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also that, oh "we implemented that feature in five minutes".

Like the gently caress, you don't want to test it first, have one or two eyes go over it? Have a bit of a chat with people in other groups who work on parts of the site the feature might affect?

No, okay. Well sure that's all going to work out fine.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Start a thread? I'd love to hear more about your job.

I thought about it but there's already an Ask/Tell casino thread. Technically I don't work in a casino but it's close enough. I'll post more about it in this thread but, six months in, most of the stupid poo poo they do has a reason behind it.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Remulak posted:

Conversely US staff makes 30-50% more. How housing / COLA scales I have no idea.

I'm not in tech and it's not EU either, but I took about a 45-50% paycut to come to Japan and I have significantly more disposable income than I've ever had in my life, a much bigger house, and far more time off and less stress. It is insane how bad working conditions are in the US across almost every industry.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I get more pto working catering at a UK university than twitter people got before the latest dumb musk move

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

dr_rat posted:

Also that, oh "we implemented that feature in five minutes".

Like the gently caress, you don't want to test it first, have one or two eyes go over it? Have a bit of a chat with people in other groups who work on parts of the site the feature might affect?

No, okay. Well sure that's all going to work out fine.
Testing in staging is for loving losers

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

dr_rat posted:

Also that, oh "we implemented that feature in five minutes".

Like the gently caress, you don't want to test it first, have one or two eyes go over it? Have a bit of a chat with people in other groups who work on parts of the site the feature might affect?

No, okay. Well sure that's all going to work out fine.

gently caress it, we'll do it livein prod!

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


I’ve definitely implemented features in five minutes that got shipped with minimal revision… after a month’s worth of testing and a certification process. Surely this is what they mean, right?

Right?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Guys when Elon says that features were implemented in five minutes he means that he told someone to code, then posted "working on it".

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

dr_rat posted:

Also that, oh "we implemented that feature in five minutes".

Like the gently caress, you don't want to test it first, have one or two eyes go over it? Have a bit of a chat with people in other groups who work on parts of the site the feature might affect?

No, okay. Well sure that's all going to work out fine.

The only one he denied is where someone suggested he stops trying to trade sex for horses. Or maybe that was the 5 minute approval.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
Hey, some features don't need that much rigor to deploy. I think they could replace the Twitter logo with a swastika in five minutes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
See, that would be blocked by i18n and legal

Wait, I hear that those brakes aren't there anymore, full steam ahead!

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Remulak posted:

Conversely US staff makes 30-50% more. How housing / COLA scales I have no idea.

Not always, the staff in my ex-company that were doing similar roles in the US and the EMEA HQ in the EU were on a pretty much identical wage, maybe 5-10% difference due to currency differences.

In general it true that there is a big salary drop though. But when you're working 25%+ less hours per year, and on top of that not paying for health insurance or carrying any college debt to pay off the actual disposable income tends to even out unless you're in a very highly paid job in the US ($150k+). Plus obviously a much higher quality of life with all the holidays, shorter work week, employment security etc

(I also used to work in the US and took a paycut to move back to Europe but would do it 10/10 times again)

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

dr_rat posted:

Also that, oh "we implemented that feature in five minutes".

Like the gently caress, you don't want to test it first, have one or two eyes go over it? Have a bit of a chat with people in other groups who work on parts of the site the feature might affect?

No, okay. Well sure that's all going to work out fine.

It's kinda funny, back when I was in uni and Agile development was the new hotness, this was the exact thing we were warned against. The general idea with agile is that you quickly slap together a barely working prototype to see if you're on the right track, and then iterate on that based on feedback. And I still recall almost word for word the "downside" section of that approach: "The greatest risk with agile development is managers believing it can be used to achieve finished products more quickly, when that is explicitly not its purpose".

Yes, you can get something that technically works quite quickly, but you still need to do the actual legwork of validating it, technical cleanup, documentation, and so on. Trying to skip those steps is a typical pitfall of startups, but to see an actual multi-billion company going that way is just :allears:.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Perestroika posted:

It's kinda funny, back when I was in uni and Agile development was the new hotness, this was the exact thing we were warned against. The general idea with agile is that you quickly slap together a barely working prototype to see if you're on the right track, and then iterate on that based on feedback. And I still recall almost word for word the "downside" section of that approach: "The greatest risk with agile development is managers believing it can be used to achieve finished products more quickly, when that is explicitly not its purpose".

Yes, you can get something that technically works quite quickly, but you still need to do the actual legwork of validating it, technical cleanup, documentation, and so on. Trying to skip those steps is a typical pitfall of startups, but to see an actual multi-billion company going that way is just :allears:.

Bear in mind teslas have been on sale for a decade or whatever and the software still isn't finished.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Bear in mind teslas have been on sale for a decade or whatever and the software still isn't finished.

Yeah people routinely get locked in/out of their Teslas due to bugs that haven't been fixed, and to say nothing of the occasional battery fire. Also their build quality is crap (see that tweet before about a guy whose steering wheel came off)

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

blastron posted:

I’ve definitely implemented features in five minutes that got shipped with minimal revision… after a month’s worth of testing and a certification process. Surely this is what they mean, right?

Right?

It's cute that you think front end apps have robust test suites.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Perestroika posted:

It's kinda funny, back when I was in uni and Agile development was the new hotness, this was the exact thing we were warned against. The general idea with agile is that you quickly slap together a barely working prototype to see if you're on the right track, and then iterate on that based on feedback. And I still recall almost word for word the "downside" section of that approach: "The greatest risk with agile development is managers believing it can be used to achieve finished products more quickly, when that is explicitly not its purpose".

Yes, you can get something that technically works quite quickly, but you still need to do the actual legwork of validating it, technical cleanup, documentation, and so on. Trying to skip those steps is a typical pitfall of startups, but to see an actual multi-billion company going that way is just :allears:.

Yeah, management sees 'fast results' and then that becomes religious dogma for literally the entire sector.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Perestroika posted:

you quickly slap together a barely working prototype to see if you're on the right track, and then iterate on that based on feedback.

Done right it's not "barely working" but "working just enough". A big part of (healthy) Agile is the concept of the Minimum Viable Product. At the start you pick out the most essential User Stories and get that into production. Say you've been tasked with developing an in-house employee database. The MVP would have all the fields you'll want in the database, the most essential reports a button click away, but if anyone wants a report that won't get used often or you can live without, they get to write some SQL. Once you have the MVP going, you work on the project backlog and implement new features in each sprint. If you did a thorough job of creating User Stories, you'll have fields in the database that won't get used for months or even years after the MVP launches, but they're part of the database from day one, just waiting to be used.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

mllaneza posted:

If you did a thorough job of creating User Stories, you'll have fields in the database that won't get used for months or even years after the MVP launches, but they're part of the database from day one, just waiting to be used.

It's more than just creating user stories. In your example someone needs to turn that into something that looks a whole lot like a "plan" or "design document" to distill all of the basic "not boxing ourselves into a corner" things that need to be done or not done along the way.

I see this part skipped routinely in some places I've been. One time I was told that it's because "that's not very agile". And of course that came out of the mouth of a non-technical product manager.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

mllaneza posted:

Done right it's not "barely working" but "working just enough". A big part of (healthy) Agile is the concept of the Minimum Viable Product. At the start you pick out the most essential User Stories and get that into production. Say you've been tasked with developing an in-house employee database. The MVP would have all the fields you'll want in the database, the most essential reports a button click away, but if anyone wants a report that won't get used often or you can live without, they get to write some SQL. Once you have the MVP going, you work on the project backlog and implement new features in each sprint. If you did a thorough job of creating User Stories, you'll have fields in the database that won't get used for months or even years after the MVP launches, but they're part of the database from day one, just waiting to be used.

Of course, what's the realistic chance that you got the schema for the fields you are not actually using right, and there are no bugs in what's in them/oversights in test coverage of them?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Weird how all software development methodologies still wind up producing worthless trash, way behind schedule.

SaTaMaS
Apr 18, 2003

mllaneza posted:

Done right it's not "barely working" but "working just enough". A big part of (healthy) Agile is the concept of the Minimum Viable Product. At the start you pick out the most essential User Stories and get that into production. Say you've been tasked with developing an in-house employee database. The MVP would have all the fields you'll want in the database, the most essential reports a button click away, but if anyone wants a report that won't get used often or you can live without, they get to write some SQL. Once you have the MVP going, you work on the project backlog and implement new features in each sprint. If you did a thorough job of creating User Stories, you'll have fields in the database that won't get used for months or even years after the MVP launches, but they're part of the database from day one, just waiting to be used.

It's not always clear where the iterating is supposed to happen though. Just like with waterfall, a bunch of executives sit in a room at the beginning at the project and come up with the project objectives. Then these get turned into epics and then stories and are added to the backlog. When users have problems these get registered as bugs and are added to sprints along with stories for developers come up with a band-aid for. Without a way for user problems to cause basic assumptions to get reconsidered, there's no iteration. It's just waterfall with agile terminology.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

cat botherer posted:

Weird how all software development methodologies still wind up producing worthless trash, way behind schedule.
I’ve worked on multiple projects that produced good- enough-to-sell trash. And if it sold it’s not worthless.

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
That's why you don't let execs plan poo poo

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Dalmuti posted:

That's why you don't let execs plan poo poo
And don't let devs plan it either because it will be unusable and probably illegal.

Nobody is allowed to plan anything. Just do stuff and hope you have a different job when the stuff you did explodes.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

SaTaMaS posted:

It's not always clear where the iterating is supposed to happen though. Just like with waterfall, a bunch of executives sit in a room at the beginning at the project and come up with the project objectives. Then these get turned into epics and then stories and are added to the backlog. When users have problems these get registered as bugs and are added to sprints along with stories for developers come up with a band-aid for. Without a way for user problems to cause basic assumptions to get reconsidered, there's no iteration. It's just waterfall with agile terminology.

Unfortunately, yes, "hybrid agile" is the approach I've typically seen where there's a fundamental misunderstanding of things like minimum viable product. I recently left a job where I was constantly being asked when a new feature was going to be implemented, a new feature that wasn't needed while we were working on MVP.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The only conditions I’ve seen to support true minimum viable product development are seed stage startups where the founder has prior product experience or companies where the PM has complete autonomy over their product and execs just look at spreadsheets all day.

Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

nachos posted:

companies where the PM has complete autonomy over their product and execs just look at spreadsheets all day

Do these places exist?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Bel Shazar posted:

Do these places exist?

Briefly. Then they are gone or become successful enough to get loving ruined.

(no, I'm not bitter. Oh wait....yes I am)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
theres no place in capitalism for heroics

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I've said before that a lot about capitalism makes sense when you realise the role of an executive is that of feudal nobility, who is assigned a fief to do with as they wish, except it doesn't even matter if they burn their fief to the ground because they'll be given another one.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/samwcyo/status/1597792097175674880

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


That’s so similar to the Indian banking app attack where you could auth as your user but just supply the account ID of someone completely different and it would accept it

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