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I still have yet to expose another SA goon like this. If people ask me to repeat myself I just say I said nothing. It's not some sort of fever dream, or like, did that phrase not last? Edit: Ah jesus the thread title 😨 Posted from a phone, my bad.
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It happens on facebook every so often, which is weird.
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Jailbrekr posted:It happens on facebook every so often, which is weird. Yeah, there is some sort of ick factor mixing internet junk with the meat world, not sure if the ick concept carries in to the next generation where the line between internet and real isn't established. It's something I might occasionally bring up on a game or like internet chats.
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Dec 3, 2022 23:05
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Well, do ya, punk?
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I often wonder if newer goons would even recognise that phrase. Then I often wonder how many new goons that registered after say... 2012 there actually are...
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Dec 3, 2022 23:16
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Goons are not people I ever wanna talk to irl. If anyone ever asks me if I have stairs in my house I'll just say no and express confusion at even being asked the question. Like why the gently caress do you want to know if my house has stairs in it?
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As far as I know, I've never met another goon irl. But I've also never tried to find any.
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I have asked the question to civilians I thought were goons, but they did not respond correctly.
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Edward Mass posted:I have asked the question to civilians I thought were goons, but they did not respond correctly. if asked, i would respond like a normal person
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Colonel Cancer posted:Well, do ya, punk? I know what you're thinking. Did that robot push five....... or six?
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Dec 4, 2022 01:12
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There's a goonette in my area who I'm pretty sure has never been with a mod before  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Isometric Bacon posted:I often wonder if newer goons would even recognise that phrase. I'm new goon and if someone asked me that I'd prob just not remember where it came from honestly. I do recognize it when I read it here
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Seth Pecksniff posted:There's a goonette in my area who I'm pretty sure has never been with a mod before So she’s over 18?
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Scornful Sexbot posted:So she’s over 18? I s2g
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A lot of people that aren't goons have stairs in their homes and a lot of goons don't have any stairs at all.
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Don't jump those stairs to try and land on your new couch.
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But...do you?
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Dec 4, 2022 01:40
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German-style carpet to prevent slippage.
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I've slipped on so many carpeted stairs. Also some not carpeted ones. I need to stop thinking about stairs...
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Don't go into a house without a helmet.
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a doom house?!
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my wife, a non-goon, was somehow aware of the terrible secret of space before I met her 10 years ago our secret is out
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Treecko posted:But...do you? yeah, do you?
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potato! posted:yeah, do you? I have them, I've learned to protect myself.
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Waltzing Along posted:I am protected
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Dec 4, 2022 02:17
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i cant afford a house because im a millenial. no house no stairs
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Waltzing Along posted:I am protected Was this always the response? Was the fact that it's a poor use of English the point? I would have answered "no I'm safe" and probably disappointed/confused whatever Goon had the pig balls to approach me in the wild.
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Scornful Sexbot posted:So she’s over 18? Shant speculate
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"Stairs?" "Protected."
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[quote="bossy lady" post="528172998"] i cant afford a house because im a millenial. no house no stairs Stairs exist even if you don't own them.
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do steps count?? they are technically a form of stairs
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Reddit tried to do their own version of this in the early 2010s, the question was "when does the narwhal bacon?" and the answer was, "the narwhal bacons at midnight". They've stopped doing that.
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Dec 4, 2022 02:44
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Physics is real not sure how to float on them.
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The doctrine sheet but for stairs
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Sgt. Politeness posted:Was this always the response? Was the fact that it's a poor use of English the point? The pusher/shover robots are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space And I loving ask every stranger i see with an unhealthy exuberance
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Now I just want to look at the pigs balls thread
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Bula Vinaka posted:
Goon to new acquaintance: Do you have stairs in your rear end? New acquaintance: (Drops pants and displays condom in rear end) I am protected.
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