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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Cross-posted:


Personal 'freude: I did this once

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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sLu5lef.mp4

Transcript:

Computer voice: Saved message. First saved message, received today at nine fifty‐seven A.M..

Sister: You really are a loving piece of poo poo, aren’t you?


That message gave me the same energy as this toy we got for our kid, I bought it from a shop 'brand new' and when we put batteries in it and tested it,

https://imgur.com/a/9fYuEt3


Eta- I can't get the bloody video to embed

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Cross-posted:

Personal 'freude: I did this once

I rode the bike to work for a long time and when it broke down I caught myself walking on the bike lane all the time, like I had to make a conscious effort to not do that. Force of habit and all that I guess, it's weird.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Rondette posted:

That message gave me the same energy as this toy we got for our kid, I bought it from a shop 'brand new' and when we put batteries in it and tested it,

https://imgur.com/a/9fYuEt3


Eta- I can't get the bloody video to embed

Easiest way is to just right click the video and copy the direct link to the video and it'll work.

https://i.imgur.com/LKKaRFd.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/LXgA1Pt.mp4

Cougars in your area want to eet u!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


She checks on the car before she checks on the dog. Poor thing :(

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Is this the model that sings about cocaine addiction in Polish?

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Bad news guys, the ford is closed!

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news...mpaign=sharebar

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Dango Bango posted:

She checks on the car before she checks on the dog. Poor thing :(

It looks completely unaffected and probably does that all the time

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
It’s not like she made the dog do that

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
eat a dick meatball dog

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
As the owner of a wrecking ball dog, unless the dog doesnt get back up or it limps afterwards, its absolutely unscathed.

My dog Frank was really excited playing with my other dog, and he decided to run downstairs, but for some reason halfway down the stairs he decided to jump?? He smashed a big ol dent into the drywall and fell about 3 feet onto the stairs.

The little motherfucker got up and ran into the living room. When i got into the living room he was chasing his tail like nothing happened.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




My girlfriend's 65 lb 16~ year golden mix frequently slams his face into the floor when he sneezes, or gets smacked in the head when he stands up as you're stepping over him or because he was standing behind you when you turn around.

It hasn't made him any stupider than he already was

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Admiral Joeslop posted:

My girlfriend's 65 lb 16~ year golden mix frequently slams his face into the floor when he sneezes

My dachshund does this and it always makes me ask him if he’s ok.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1599018927085887488?s=46&t=a-xM7TH2tZ7dbs6IQYSHkw

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I thought sprite collision detection was only useful in 2d pixel games.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser



Those aren't bystanders, they're his own bodyguards. Only reason he didn't get his rear end kicked.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Those aren't bystanders, they're his own bodyguards. Only reason he didn't get his rear end kicked.

The look of exasperation on his bodyguard’s faces really sells it

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/2EBw2H5.mp4

There is sound.

Youch

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Those aren't bystanders, they're his own bodyguards. Only reason he didn't get his rear end kicked.

Is that DJ Khaled? Congratulations, you sprayed yourself.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2EBw2H5.mp4

There is sound.

Youch

Is that DJ Khaled? Congratulations, you sprayed yourself.

Someone learned the wrong lesson from Happy Gilmore.

Golf does not work that way!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fake

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I don't know why they didn't place a real ball in the scene and erase it out afterwards. Instead they placed a jpeg of a ball that's about half the size of a real ball in that frame of reference. She's teeing up off the actual green and didn't leave so much as a scratch. Even if she completely topped the ball it would leave a gouge on that grass it is very delicate.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Ah, yes. The obviously fake video cannot possibly be enjoyed for the slapstick humor that it is, it needs to be critiqued down to the frame level and thoroughly analyzed to ensure that it is, in deed, fake and those who enjoy it are indeed absolute rubes, imbeciles all.

Lighten up guys, drat. You'll live longer.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Some of us find very obviously edited and fake videos not enjoyable :shrug:

I am getting some schedenfuede from you clearly falling for it and getting bitter when it's pointed out though so thanks for that at least.

Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 4, 2022

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Ah, yes. The obviously fake video cannot possibly be enjoyed for the slapstick humor that it is, it needs to be critiqued down to the frame level and thoroughly analyzed to ensure that it is, in deed, fake and those who enjoy it are indeed absolute rubes, imbeciles all.

Lighten up guys, drat. You'll live longer.

It's in the wrong thread. That's all. People are very picky about posting in the right thread.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Mega Comrade posted:

Some of us find very obviously edited and fake videos not enjoyable :shrug:

I am getting some schedenfuede from you clearly falling for it and getting bitter when it's pointed out though so thanks for that at least.
My problem with that video is that the enjoyment comes from when the person on the right gets hit by the ball, because it probably hurt really badly. There would have been bruising and possibly blood. It may even cause a rift between the two, bubbling something over that was already there.

To find that it was I who was tricked is infuriating. I look like a loving mole now.

For the same reason I expect nothing but legitimate traffic planning discussion in the A/T thread about traffic planning, I trusted that this thread would contain real schadenfreude and not content suited for the PYF deceptively edited lies thread. Shame.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Ah, yes. The obviously fake video cannot possibly be enjoyed for the slapstick humor that it is, it needs to be critiqued down to the frame level and thoroughly analyzed to ensure that it is, in deed, fake and those who enjoy it are indeed absolute rubes, imbeciles all.

Lighten up guys, drat. You'll live longer.

It can also be enjoyed for the pants

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
I hate things that make me laugh. They are all fake.

If you like wrassling gently caress you, it's fake. If you like sportsball gently caress you, it's rigged.

I only watch honest shows like Impractical Jokers and Storage Wars.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I hate things that make me laugh. They are all fake.

If you like wrassling gently caress you, it's fake. If you like sportsball gently caress you, it's rigged.

I only watch honest shows like Impractical Jokers and Storage Wars.

Seth Romatelli, is that you?

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

now that's a throwback

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

I recognize the character, but not the specific book cover; where's it from?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Serephina posted:

I recognize the character, but not the specific book cover; where's it from?

thats merlin from lord of the rings

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Glottis posted:

now that's a throwback

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Please, guys and gals. it's the holidays

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Unperson_47 posted:

Please, guys and gals. it's the holidays

the best time of year to share our joyous traditions

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
you loving rubes

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lol I had this as the background for my MySpace page

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AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

here's some schadenfreude on me: it's snowing very hard and it just started sticking and I have to drive to work tomorrow

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