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Sailor Doom posted:you mean guy whos in a meeting during his posting 
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guy who positions his camera at the worst angle
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Nov 29, 2022 23:54
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy who positions his camera at the worst angle guy with xps nostril cam
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Nov 29, 2022 23:56
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post hole digger posted:guy with xps nostril cam my school issued laptop had one of those. completely baffling design decision. it would have taken 5 seconds of user testing to demonstrate what a bad idea it was. (in addition to being nostril cam, if you decided to use the keyboard, it was just knuckle cam)
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Nov 30, 2022 00:02
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Sailor Doom posted:you mean guy whos in a meeting during his posting
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Nov 30, 2022 00:54
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guy who screenshares to show us something and accidentally reveals that he only barely knows how to use his computer as he mouses all over the screen trying to figure out how to find and reopen the app he used to make a diagram yesterday
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Nov 30, 2022 04:20
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guy who seems like a junior dev but is actually turning in code written by two pakistani subcontractors he secretly hired to do his job
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Nov 30, 2022 04:23
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El Mero Mero posted:Guy who joined the meeting by phone today We require duo every 7 days (  ) so at least once a a week there's someone who got duo'ed right before the meeting and doesn't want to deal with it so they dial in. It's painful.
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Nov 30, 2022 15:21
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Corla Plankun posted:guy who screenshares to show us something and accidentally reveals that he only barely knows how to use his computer as he mouses all over the screen trying to figure out how to find and reopen the app he used to make a diagram yesterday guy who asks you to reforward the email that he/she's copied on and came in less than 24 hours ago because they're too lazy to find it themselves in their inbox
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Nov 30, 2022 15:23
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Guy who cannot control his facial expressions when listening to BS on camera (its me, and its a legitimate problem)
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Nov 30, 2022 15:52
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nvrgrls posted:We require duo every 7 days ( Oh really? We require it every 12 hours.
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Nov 30, 2022 16:21
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i get logged out of our admin panel after ten minutes of inactivity ItS fOr SoC2 CoMplIAnCe no it is loving not (i keep the main page in a pinned tab that i never use, with a 5 minute auto reload, to get around this)
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Nov 30, 2022 17:18
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The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting
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Dec 1, 2022 23:20
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Buck Turgidson posted:The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting lmao my job always has a 30- to 90-minute block of meetings first thing in the morning after i've had my coffee and a glass of water and i am always absolutely bursting for a piss by the end sometimes i can step away with bluetooth headphones on but a lot of times ive gotta be available to turn my mic on so i can't even risk that
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Dec 1, 2022 23:40
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Buck Turgidson posted:The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting
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Dec 2, 2022 00:54
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Buck Turgidson posted:The guy that takes a poo poo like clockwork every morning at 9:10, trying to keep it together during the 9AM meeting yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa
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Dec 2, 2022 03:01
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graph posted:yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa
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Dec 2, 2022 03:20
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i might have turned off my wifi mid meeting and claimed my internet dropped once or twice due to nature demanding schedules be kept
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Dec 2, 2022 03:21
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graph posted:yeah, haha, that guy. hahaa
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Dec 2, 2022 03:37
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i just put "sorry i gotta step away" in chat and then go to the bathroom. if i am gonna listen but can't respond i say that. im a grown man, im not gonna sit there all uncomfortable. if there's something i REALLY need to hear, it'll get said again, or put in the meeting notes, or they'll talk about something else until i get back try my strategy, it's good
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Dec 2, 2022 06:15
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i cant imagine lying about my internet dropping. ain't nobody gonna ask when i say im stepping away, and if they do it'll only happen once i am quite sure
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Dec 2, 2022 06:17
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just join from the toilet  leave it unmuted to show dominance
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Dec 2, 2022 08:24
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Sailor Doom posted:you mean guy whos in a meeting during his posting
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Dec 3, 2022 01:32
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Guy who just rolled out of bed and opened his laptop and hasn't showered yet
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Dec 3, 2022 01:33
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Sapozhnik posted:Guy who just rolled out of bed and opened his laptop and hasn't showered yet uh, this presumes you shower at least once a day??? smdh
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Dec 3, 2022 11:58
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presents using the powerpoint web app rather than the actual program, not in presentation mode, ruler and other toolbars maximised, with the comments and notes panes open why
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Dec 3, 2022 12:30
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guy screen sharing his browser that’s not running an ad blocker and you can see all his “hot Russian babes waiting for you” ads plaster everywhere
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Dec 4, 2022 17:48
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy screen sharing his browser that’s not running an ad blocker and you can see all his “hot Russian babes waiting for you” ads plaster everywhere I’m a fan of the guy with job postings in his other tabs
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Dec 5, 2022 12:25
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my homie dhall posted:I’m a fan of the guy with job postings in his other tabs absolute power move
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Dec 5, 2022 15:46
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when la croix was first trendy out here, a power move in the valley tech companies was to show up to a meeting with a flavor that your company didn't stock, implying that you'd been interviewing somewhere else
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Dec 5, 2022 18:12
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i actually remember that lore yes lol
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Dec 5, 2022 18:13
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lmao that is petty as gently caress anf also hilarious
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Dec 5, 2022 18:19
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i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation
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Dec 5, 2022 18:34
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PIZZA.BAT posted:i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation the bloody maneuver is named for the poster who did it
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Dec 5, 2022 22:35
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Kernel Sanders posted:guy screen sharing his browser that’s not running an ad blocker and you can see all his “hot Russian babes waiting for you” ads plaster everywhere I also like the bookmarks bar. Nobody has ever commented on my "User Control Panel" though.
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Dec 6, 2022 02:25
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guy who is not paying attention with his camera on and loudly typing on a mechanical keyboard unmuted while the meeting is going on.
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Dec 6, 2022 02:27
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guy who was me this morning lol
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Dec 6, 2022 02:27
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host who whispers into his headset/phone the whole meeting
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Dec 6, 2022 02:45
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PIZZA.BAT posted:i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation respect
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Dec 6, 2022 02:45
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guy on the built in mic in a $200 dell i had a real bad teams call today
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