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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

There�s a cyborg goon among us, gotta grab the quote brb

# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:50

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:55

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

kender posted:

Really neat idea someone had in about 1992 - if someone suffers from chronic pain, they run two electrical leads up or down your spinal column, depending on where the pain is.

Each of the leads has about 5 places for current to flow through, and with their magic settings box, they set where the current goes through, how fast, what frequency, etc etc. Depending on the brand, you can futz with this a bit, to zero in on the pain.

When they do it first, they do a trial, without installing the battery, where you have an external one to make sure the treatment helps. Quite a few companies have stuff out there, and quite a few have been sued for it. Spinal Cord Stimulation is the basic thing to google about with it, and tons of videos about it (and showing it - it's like 90% an epidural with a few more pictures to test placement) - I did two tests, one for high frequency pulses, and the other on direct Dorsal Root Ganglion pulsing. The high frequency worked better for me, so after two months of the second test, they jammed that into me, and made a pocket in my hip, and dropped the little battery in there.

I have my remote for the settings, charge that with your normal plug on the wall, and to charge my device, I plug the hand held into the magical belt and wear it, once I place it, it can charge through my skin. If the settings are too high, you can cause heat problems - but you can adjust those settings down to not be a problem.

This was a last resort after two years of physical therapy, trigger point injections and gabbapentin for a testicle problem that shows no visible damage. It's helping pretty well. Not many people have it for that, it's nominally for backpain, but can hit a lot of places on ya if you have a doctor who is patient and smart enough. And not employed by TwitterMonkeyKilling Inc.

I can go on a bit more about it, but I am on week 5 of having the thing fully in my body after the tests, so I'm not as educated about it yet as I am all my other health problems.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:51

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

This is the place for cool transhumanism stuff

Also cool trans people also welcome

This is an inclusive cyberpunk futurism thread

# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:53

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Need to know more about the �testicle problem�

# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:53

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Would love to replace testicles with a cool battery to charge my phone while I�m on the go

# ? Dec 6, 2022 21:55

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

neuralink inside your balls so everybody's balls can communicate the amount of pee stored inside of them. This will alleviate many urine related issues between ball havers

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Cyberspunk (thats what the british people call semen)

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:07

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Can I get a huge dick instead of this tiny dick I have

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I slept with some british woman when I was doing my vet tech degree and she said something about spunking on her, i can never deal with something like that again OP

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:08

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

I�ve got lame-o carbon fiber and Kevlar heart parts

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:09

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

i've procured a cybernetic implant to help me cheat at chess

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:10

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

I wear a Zip Drive on my belt which lets me store up to 750mb of data

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:13

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Whats the worst cyberpunk book I can possibly read that isn't an intentionally bad gimmick

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:13

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I slept with some british woman when I was doing my vet tech degree and she said something about spunking on her, i can never deal with something like that again OP

You still got her cyber digits

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:19

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

hey choom, real preem thread, just keep the corpo gonks, netpigs, and eddiechasers out. real deckheads, edgerunners, and chromejunkies only, nova?

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:22

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

I had a programmable LED face mask for awhile. That felt pretty cyberpunk.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:24

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

gonna give me mate a spunk sarnie oi

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:24

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I had a programmable LED face mask for awhile. That felt pretty cyberpunk.

I have one and it leaves me feeling refreshed and dewy

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:25

SRQ: Nov 9, 2009

I want a fursuit I can feel how close to that are we.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:33

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Can I get a huge dick instead of this tiny dick I have

I can get a sheath for you. Best I can do

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:35

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I�ve got lame-o carbon fiber and Kevlar heart parts

If that is true this is insane to me

I mean, you can�t even be shot to death in the heart

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:36

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

I replaced my dick with a laser pointer

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:38

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

N. Senada posted:

If that is true this is insane to me

I mean, you can�t even be shot to death in the heart

It is true, but I definitely can�t take a round to the heart, lol

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:40

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Whats the worst cyberpunk book I can possibly read that isn't an intentionally bad gimmick

"Pounded in the Butt by an Anthropomorphic Cyborg Representation of William Gibsons Semninal Cyberpunk Novel: Neuromancer" by Chuck Tingle

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:41

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

You cyberpunks are lame. Come join us in the forest, we can teach you the old ways.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:42

Stealthgerbil: Dec 16, 2004

I shoved a flash drive up my rear end, does that count?

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:43

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

The Butcher posted:

You cyberpunks are lame. Come join us in the forest, we can teach you the old ways.

gently caress off nature boy

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:43

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Flowers for QAnon posted:

It is true, but I definitely can�t take a round to the heart, lol

That�s still wild to me.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 22:44

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Whats the worst cyberpunk book I can possibly read that isn't an intentionally bad gimmick

Ready player one

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:05

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

have you heard of the 4th stimpire my man

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:13

motorocker: Dec 23, 2013; Soiled Meat

I have a cochlear implant. I hear in digital. Also refrigerator magnets stick to my head.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:14

PITY BONER: Oct 18, 2021

I'm currently wearing an Arasaka t-shirt I got off AliExpress. I am the cyberpunk man now.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:15

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

I don't think hanging out with Keanu Reeves is cyberpunk, but I bet it's fun. :kiddo:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:18

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

old steel, holds my hip together.
but this is me in the 90's

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:25

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I have two titanium rods fused to my spine

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:29

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

oh this?

heh, that's just my massive erect cyberdong :smug:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 23:39

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

PITY BONER posted:

I'm currently wearing an Arasaka t-shirt I got off AliExpress. I am the cyberpunk man now.

Corpo! Corpooooo!

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:11

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m huge in Japan

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:35

PITY BONER: Oct 18, 2021

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I don't think hanging out with Keanu Reeves is cyberpunk, but I bet it's fun.

loling at this scrub who has never seen Johnny Mnemonic.

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:51

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:55

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Suck my cyberjunk

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:52

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