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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

post hole digger posted:

blackwater (no not that one), LLC

blackwater, supplying Flint Michigan with safe drinking water since 2017

how good? real good!

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Cold on a Cob posted:

blackwater would be a good name for an extremely snobby coffee joint where you get yelled at if you ask for sugar or cream

proud supporters of the MIC: microbrew indie coffeeshops

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

got this as a promoted tweet

https://twitter.com/DonBivens9/status/1598319861234647041

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Cold on a Cob posted:

blackwater would be a good name for an extremely snobby coffee joint where you get yelled at if you ask for sugar or cream

i was at one of those a while ago.

the guy seriously wouldn't give me sugar until I had tasted the coffee without anything in it.

yep, as I expected, needs sugar

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

EricBauman posted:

i was at one of those a while ago.

the guy seriously wouldn't give me sugar until I had tasted the coffee without anything in it.

yep, as I expected, needs sugar

i'm fine with black coffee but i acknowledge the fact that it tastes like burnt water

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
does not get better than that

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/DeMickyD/status/1600157375838576640?s=20&t=1jUwir8KK9BgluwKG4Molw

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Kenny Logins posted:

does not get better than that

came across this ages ago, looks like dick had a prodigious life

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


fuckin lmao

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CritterJams/status/1600495075343192064

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

‘imagine i could kill you by electrocuting your brain when you fail to deliver. with your hard work you can make it a reality’

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

in a well actually posted:

‘imagine i could kill you by electrocuting your brain when you fail to deliver. with your hard work you can make it a reality’

there was a guy doing a seminar for the uber rich about bunker mentality and they kept asking if there was a reliable way to put a kill switch on their security personnel since in the case of global collapse and you're in some cave in NZ the guys with the guns are probably going to try to take over your harem and wine cellar

he seemed pretty disgusted with the whole thing for good reason

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I think I remember that

he suggested being kind and treating them well so they’d form a solid community together. the rich people just wanted to hear about killswitches

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

you hire bodyguards who are married with children and whose spouses have useful professions like doctor or dentist or botanist or something, you fill your entire suite with children's toys and buy yourself a santa claus costume and then you learn how to cook and unclog toilets

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1087143660389466112?s=46&t=Zjgm99INLfIKHOlTY7wwMw

Kenny Logins fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 8, 2022

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

who the heck subscribed to uproxx

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

there was a guy doing a seminar for the uber rich about bunker mentality and they kept asking if there was a reliable way to put a kill switch on their security personnel since in the case of global collapse and you're in some cave in NZ the guys with the guns are probably going to try to take over your harem and wine cellar

he seemed pretty disgusted with the whole thing for good reason

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff was that douglas rushkoff?

edit: that article is from 2022, but the original is from 2018: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

Gnossiennes fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Dec 8, 2022

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

yah, thank you

nice google-fu i couldn't find it to save my life

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1600544472009674752?s=20&t=kJv8UsIdiT6N4G5-9dHfWg

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TaliaRinger/status/1600891858464296966

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012



Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/MusicalChaotic/status/1601767117598388225?s=20&t=0XcpUpxEoBJWGlsie-aDJw

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



brb, i gotta play the sultry saxophone

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Agile Vector posted:

brb, i gotta play the sulfury saxophone

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ctford/status/1601584325215981568

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1602020921040113666

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1601913911439200256

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/prerationalist/status/1601622925748371457

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

yep thats some moon hooch all right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n6Ra-K7us8

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lol at the SUV driver spinning their wheels

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
this thread goes places: https://twitter.com/kyletrainemoji/status/1601652042619310080

“If you were raised Catholic, you might as well give up now.”

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

you're crazy if you think I'm reading all of that

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


oh, sugar! is now my new favorite swear

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

post hole digger posted:

you're crazy if you think I'm reading all of that

it's pretty funny. the biohacking ethos as applied to catholic doctrine

it turns out the secret to immortality is you and your GF get baptized as adults, then immediately leap out of the font, say a quick I do, and gently caress as fast as humanly possible

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

haveblue posted:

it's pretty funny. the biohacking ethos as applied to catholic doctrine

it turns out the secret to immortality is you and your GF get baptized as adults, then immediately leap out of the font, say a quick I do, and gently caress as fast as humanly possible

I think you stopped before the end because that’s not the secret to immortality.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

after 2 tweets i assumed it was a shaggy dog story setting up the reveal that the secret was to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

which... duh?!?

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

my eternal backup plan is that i totally got saved by our lord jesus christ when i was 11

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


seems like the bicycle has way less trouble in the snow than all those cars, makes u think

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