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No, I won't tell you what's in it. Yes, you have to. Sit down and eat the pie. Stop crying. You're not allowed to cry while you eat the pie
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how do i know if the ingredients are ethical
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Dec 8, 2022 02:32
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Cabbages and Kings posted:how do i know if the ingredients are ethical They are not.
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Literally A Person posted:They are not.
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numberoneposter posted:who are you to decide what is ethical and whats not? I am the arbiter. The decider. It is I who decides what is and is not ethical.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:37
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Duh, bro.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:37
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I'mma gently caress it
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Hollismason posted:I'mma gently caress it It's your dessert. I just expect a clean plate.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:39
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No thanks op
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Dec 8, 2022 02:40
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You had me at pie.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:41
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is it a sweet or savory pie?
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Nooner posted:No thanks op I said sit, you flamingo son-of-a-bitch. numberoneposter posted:is it a sweet or savory pie? Bittersweet.
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OP is my cherry pie but not sexy like the warrant song, more like one of those lovely off brand fruit pies that they sell for $.33 by the cash register at the lovely market you don't like going to because all the produce sucks and the bread somehow always goes moldy after 2 days even though the use-by date is still a week and a half away, but it's close to your house so you go anyway
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Nooner posted:OP is my cherry pie but not sexy like the warrant song, more like one of those lovely off brand fruit pies that they sell for $.33 by the cash register at the lovely market you don't like going to because all the produce sucks and the bread somehow always goes moldy after 2 days even though the use-by date is still a week and a half away, but it's close to your house so you go anyway It's because the mold spores are already present in the store, Nooner. That is why the bread moids. Now, back to the pie...
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Literally A Person posted:It's your dessert. I just expect a clean plate. Not gonna eat it after I gently caress it
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Hollismason posted:Not gonna eat it after I gently caress it Extremely rude. You're a bad guest and a bad friend. Now you can't have any pie at all.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:47
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YASSSS
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Really want that as my gangtag
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I don't like pie Unless it's poontang pie 
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Dec 8, 2022 02:48
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If is doing a lot of work in this thread. OP why don't you tell everyone exactly how many pies you've made for people over the years.
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Smugworth posted:I don't like pie That's gross. You're gross. Funky See Funky Do posted:If is doing a lot of work in this thread. OP why don't you tell everyone exactly how many pies you've made for people over the years. A veritable shitload. Please do not associate the word "shitload" with the pie you will be eating.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:50
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Pie? Or pie not?
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Literally A Person posted:Extremely rude. You're a bad guest and a bad friend. Now you can't have any pie at all. you are rewarding them for being and extremely rude bad guest friend
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satanic splash-back posted:Pie? Or pie not? Esta pie.
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The Voice of Labor posted:you are rewarding them for being and extremely rude bad guest friend Now you have to eat twice as much pie. There.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:54
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Literally A Person posted:A veritable shitload. Please do not associate the word "shitload" with the pie you will be eating. I didn't want it to come to this but I have to call you out. I won't mince words. I think you're lying. About the pies. About the person. About the whole thing. So yeah if you make me a pie, I'll eat it, but you're never making that pie.
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I need to watch you cut a random slice and take a big bite first 
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Revins posted:I need to watch you cut a random slice and take a big bite first  Funky See Funky Do posted:I didn't want it to come to this but I have to call you out. I won't mince words. I think you're lying. About the pies. About the person. About the whole thing. Putting on my chef's toque right now. Tying up my apron.
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I would like a pie that has the largest carbon footprint as possible. If you could mabye pay for the pie in bitcoin....if you are going to preheat your oven, maybe preheat it five to seven weeks ahead of time. Definitely make sure you source the fruits from as far away as possible. I definitely want the most bleached sugar you can give me. Something that I might need a shot of insulin just to handle. Secondly: can I have human milk with it?
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Dec 8, 2022 02:57
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Depends on the pie.
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Literally A Person posted:
Translation: Getting in my car right now. Heading to the pie shop.
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Clam pie! 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Translation: Getting in my car right now. Heading to the pie shop. Pie shop? It isn't 1890, gramps. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Clam pie! Deeeelish!!
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Pecan Pie is the best pie.
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ManBoyChef posted:I would like a pie that has the largest carbon footprint as possible. If you could mabye pay for the pie in bitcoin....if you are going to preheat your oven, maybe preheat it five to seven weeks ahead of time. Definitely make sure you source the fruits from as far away as possible. I definitely want the most bleached sugar you can give me. Something that I might need a shot of insulin just to handle.
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I'm not eating the loving pie
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Dec 8, 2022 03:16
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i'll slam that pie in a wealthy dowager's face op. why she never
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Funky See Funky Do posted:So yeah if you make me a pie, I'll eat it, but you're never making that pie. Ye of little faith. OP's mom was known for her pie.
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