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guy who comes into the meeting just to snipe for no reason
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Dec 11, 2022 16:58
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being able to yell about your frustrations with coworkers with nobody to overhear you is a little-appreciated perk of working from home i think
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Dec 11, 2022 18:18
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the guy who opens every meeting by telling everyone how sick he is today
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Dec 11, 2022 18:19
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guy who is given the microphone but then holds it down by his waist
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Dec 11, 2022 18:22
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Jonny 290 posted:I have deprecated "giving you five minutes of your time back" because it is indeed lovely as gently caress, instead i say "i''m done stealing your time five minutes early" imo it doesn't even need to be mentioned at all
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Dec 11, 2022 19:33
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guy who gives his status updates in an overwrought style and cadence, like he's hosting a show on the air or something
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Dec 11, 2022 19:34
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if it's just five minutes it's lame as hell to mention it like i will tell my students "well, there's still half an hour left but we're done for today, you can just head out if you like" but if i did that with five minutes left in the class? what a weenie move. 
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Dec 11, 2022 19:37
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Sagebrush posted:if it's just five minutes it's lame as hell to mention it I use it as a way to indicate I'm wrapping up "well, we have 5 minutes left but if there's nothing else I think we can wrap up" is the same as "well, we're at time, so if there's nothing else lets wrap up"; the implication with both is unless the thing you wanna bring up is really, really important please just be quiet
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Dec 11, 2022 20:40
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I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread
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Dec 11, 2022 20:41
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ADINSX posted:I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread the types of peeps were are posting in this thread are immortal human character archetypes. long before zoom meetings would ever exist, there were still these peeps
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Dec 11, 2022 20:50
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guy speaking with an accent so thick nobody is able to understand him except the other guy with the similarly thick accent e: except for my boss who is some kind of accent god and is able to take notes live no matter who's speaking go play outside Skyler fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 11, 2022 |
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Dec 11, 2022 20:58
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Accent guy is the only person who actually understands the problem
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Dec 11, 2022 21:10
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ADINSX posted:I'm the guy in the meeting uncomfortable so many of his traits are showing up in the "types of peeps at meetings" thread hello coworker
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Dec 11, 2022 21:43
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy speaking with an accent so thick nobody is able to understand him I feel seen
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Dec 12, 2022 01:14
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Sagebrush posted:the guy who opens every meeting by telling everyone how sick he is today Don't worry, it's not covid! It's "just" a cold.
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Dec 12, 2022 02:49
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the 4 people in the same room using a logitech base station and talking to each other inaudibly while you sit at home
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Dec 13, 2022 11:15
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go play outside Skyler posted:the 4 people in the same room using a logitech base station and talking to each other inaudibly while you sit at home best kinda meeting, white noise generator
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Dec 13, 2022 11:45
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on that note peeps joining from the dogshit meeting room at work that's a hodgepodge of lovely components slapped together on the cheap yeah ok the room system is expensive and that's stupid and i know you're super smart and we 'could do this on a spare machine we have' for much cheaper. you're gonna be spending 15 minutes every time you use the loving room to set it up then you're going to be spending the rest of the meeting not hearing anything / not being heard. just buy the dumb overpriced horseshit through gritted teeth and save everyone a lot of time
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Dec 13, 2022 11:58
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having "hybrid" meetings is a fool's errand anyway even if you have the fancy polycom/cisco kit there will be side conversations and all sorts of other remarks going on and sharing a screen from a laptop in the room is usually fraught just do it with everyone joining the VC
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Dec 13, 2022 12:11
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~Coxy posted:having "hybrid" meetings is a fool's errand anyway yeah. just doing a zoom has its advantages, just being in a room together has its advantages, but mixing them has only downsides. we still do them now and then, but almost invariably it is tacitly understood that the zoom attendants are second-class as far as conversation goes (and pretty much no one minds, because the interaction is not any more pleasant for the person on zoom).
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Dec 13, 2022 12:30
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thankfully we have no office space so i do not have to deal with those any more, but they were always situations where i tuned the gently caress out unless The Room specifically addressed me by name
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Dec 13, 2022 17:05
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We used to play monopoly during an hour long weekly status meeting. 
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Dec 13, 2022 17:15
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nvrgrls posted:guy who comes into the meeting just to snipe for no reason well done
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Dec 14, 2022 15:39
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yeah hybrid setups are better suited for live-streaming events like church or theatre rather than typical meetings
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Dec 15, 2022 15:50
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the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' and when they're told no they go through each ticket anyways to ask if there's any updates on each one thank loving god i'm leaving this place
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Dec 16, 2022 15:36
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ten minutes in and they're still loving talking
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Dec 16, 2022 15:39
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' why would you even show up to that?
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Dec 16, 2022 15:44
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guy who is guaranteed to run over his and everyone else’s allotted time at every single standup
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Dec 16, 2022 15:52
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:why would you even show up to that? professional courtesy
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Dec 16, 2022 15:52
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' lol
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Dec 16, 2022 16:03
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scrum master who shows up to standup 10 minutes late 95% of the time causing the room to sit in silence until someone volunteers to run the meeting happens 4/5 times a week and i will never volunteer
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Dec 16, 2022 19:59
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Meeting leader responding to everyone with "ok, cool" and ends with the same tired joke every day.
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Dec 16, 2022 20:41
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“ok I know I only have 2 minutes left to present this, but I think I can manage this. I had this down to 5 minutes when I practiced it, but I think it’ll be fine. I’ll keep it quick, I promise. Um actually do you mind if I share my screen instead? I’d like to control the slides. can you hear the video? darn, let me check the settings”
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Dec 16, 2022 20:52
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PIZZA.BAT posted:the scrum master who doesn't cancel the morning standup even though the only person joining is the guy who's leaving the company in three days while everyone else is on break. just so they can say, 'everyone else is on break and you don't have any items assigned to you but do you have any updates?' lmao
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Dec 16, 2022 21:25
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PIZZA.BAT posted:professional courtesy when I gave my notice my boss was like “eh just ghost us, there’s no reason to come to work any more” a good boss
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Dec 17, 2022 08:52
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love to ahve someone else schedule a 1-1 meeting with me and then no show. best of all possible worlds -- i get to be indignant about their no-show, PLUS I dont have to have a meeting.
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Jan 12, 2023 22:32
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slack you to remind you about the meeting? are you insane? then id have to have the meeting. lets just pretend this whole thing never happened.
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Jan 12, 2023 22:33
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post hole digger posted:love to ahve someone else schedule a 1-1 meeting with me and then no show. best of all possible worlds -- i get to be indignant about their no-show, PLUS I dont have to have a meeting. power move
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Jan 13, 2023 00:07
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when you schedule a meeting with two other people but you all have higher priority work and canceling at the last second gives everyone a nice solid hour without interruptions for once
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Jan 13, 2023 09:11
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few things better than the "in a meeting" teams status but not actually being in a meeting
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