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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Can you just add sugar and butter and bake cookies with it? :thunk:

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
It’s edible right out of the can and needs no frilling up

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Is there anyone alive that didn't eat play doh at some point just because of that label

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
You’ve solved world hunger gj

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Does your cake batter contain eggs, mummy?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dixville posted:

Is there anyone alive that didn't eat play doh at some point just because of that label

I had no idea what the label said when I ate playdoh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

It’s edible right out of the can and needs no frilling up

Psshhh Yeah ok rainbow teeth.:jerkbag: I’m thinkin like little marshmallows in the blue, or like maybe some pecans and toffee bits in the red. But like can you maybe even like make churros if you squish the batter through the star shaped extruder? Or maybe even real spaghetti if you add an egg? :thunk:

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
As someone with a 4 year old it’s super salty. U can’t really eat it for that reason.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jst0rm posted:

As someone with a 4 year old it’s super salty. U can’t really eat it for that reason.

Sounds like a challenge.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
If you eat enough of it and shove the tip from an icing bag up your rear end you can use your own body as a playdough machine.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Sounds like a challenge.

Go for it. Won’t hurt. It’s like 10 times saltier then the ocean tho

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Just because it won't kill you doesn't mean you won't wish you were dead

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Yeah they they made it super salty so people like me would stop eating it

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth
You could probably use it as a salt crust to bake something.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

CumBlast Radius Jr posted:

You could probably use it as a salt crust to bake something.

Play doh crusted whole sea bass. Comes out on an oak board. You break the playdoh with your spoon as the tables gasps in adoration.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Jst0rm posted:

Play doh crusted whole sea bass. Comes out on an oak board. You break the playdoh with your spoon as the tables gasps in adoration.

Man, you could scam so many rich idiots with this.
I say do it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Ok well not to sound like a cheapass here but, what if you add some yeast to that poo poo? Can’t you like double or triple up on your investment? :thunkher:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gaydough

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Now in pastels. :gay:

Slayerjerman
Nov 27, 2005

by sebmojo

Is gaydough just flour + semen? Seems like something I'd find on Allrecipes.com.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you gotta wait for it to get real hard, then you eat it

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Salty seems like an odd choice over all the other options

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

We made homemade clay dough in elementary school and it was the saltiest thing I’ve ever tasted until I tried the Filipino salt fish my former boss’s wife prepared.

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
I somehow blame Play-Doh for my hypertension that set in 30 years later from the salt.

Join my class action lawsuit today!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to stir some of it into my deathwish coffee

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Properly seasoned playdoh requires at least a year’s worth of booger-caked hand-kneading from every other child in the classroom or daycare. Otherwise it’s just too bland and you look like a drat fool for wasting it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I never ate Play-Doh and called another kid a big dumb-dumb when I saw him eating it in preschool. I stand by those words to this day.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Let the Marines teach the child to use crayons as chopsticks while they eat thier play-doh

Wash it down with some refreshing paste!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Just LOL if you don't eat mercury.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

My kid made a flat Playdoh giraffe when he was four. He showed it to my mom and she took a bite thinking he had made a cookie. She commented later that it didn't taste very good. He spent the rest of the day angrily repeating "Not a cookie."

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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AKA Pseudonym posted:

I never ate Play-Doh and called another kid a big dumb-dumb when I saw him eating it in preschool. I stand by those words to this day.

Hahaha more for me ya goof. :jerky:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gotta deep fry it obviously

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