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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Santa Gonk is coming to town tomorrow

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
It's almost gonk eve!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I need a good lawyer. I'm facing 40 charges for gonking in public

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



For a thousand generations a droid could freely gonk in the republic. Before the dark times…before the empire.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


ikanreed posted:

I need a good lawyer. I'm facing 40 charges for gonking in public

Use a sovereign gonk defense. You are a free gonk of the land and the United States constitution does not apply to gonks with a gold fringe.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The emperor declared your planet a gonk-free zone?? Well gonk that! We will gonk him on the beaches, we’ll gonk him in the hangar bays, we’ll gonk in the dune sea, and we’ll never stop gonking!!!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Icon Of Sin posted:

The emperor declared your planet a gonk-free zone?? Well gonk that! We will gonk him on the beaches, we’ll gonk him in the hangar bays, we’ll gonk in the dune sea, and we’ll never stop gonking!!!

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks, there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving

Run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Do or die
Won't you run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Aces high

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin 'round to come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again

Bandits at eight o'clock move in behind us
Ten TIE/IN's out of the sun
Ascending and turning our X-wings to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving

Run
Gonk to fly
Fly to gonk
Do or die
Won't you run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Aces high

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker posted:

There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks, there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving

Run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Do or die
Won't you run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Aces high

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin 'round to come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again

Bandits at eight o'clock move in behind us
Ten TIE/IN's out of the sun
Ascending and turning our X-wings to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving

Run
Gonk to fly
Fly to gonk
Do or die
Won't you run
Gonk to fly
Fly to Gonk
Aces high

Oooh, Aces Gonk, by gonking Maiden. A classic :getin:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ikanreed posted:

I need a good lawyer. I'm facing 40 charges for gonking in public

No, you need a medal.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Merry Gonkmas, nerf herders

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
And to all a Gonk night

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Only 363 gonking days till Gonkmas

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Ÿ
Y
Y
Y
Y
Y
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyÿyyyyyyyyy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I only have a gonkstation controller, can I still gonk

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Ror posted:

I only have a gonkstation controller, can I still gonk

You'll have to rebind your gonk button.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ror posted:

I only have a gonkstation controller, can I still gonk

Get a GonkBox Series X-wing.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Have you guys not been paying attention to the Gonk chart I made?

It's your night to gonk the dishes.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ikanreed posted:

Have you guys not been paying attention to the Gonk chart I made?

It's your night to gonk the dishes.

Oh I'll gonk the dishes. I'll gonk everything :getin:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



don’t tell mom the babysitter’s gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



TK-42-1 posted:

don’t tell mom the babysitter’s gonk

Shhhh, we’re watching The Gonking and it’s getting good.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Gonk

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I put all my money in the gonk market.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
i hear cryptogonk is just a scam

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



it’s all just a gonki scheme in the end

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Gonky the Snowbot was as jolly as could be

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It’s New Gonks Eve

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



This gonk don’t stop for nobody!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Dick Clark's New Year's Gonkin' Eve

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Resolution: gonk more. Not for the new gonk’s eve, just gonna gonk more in general :)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Happy New Gonk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
2022 is gonk.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter





woke up with this in my head but am too hungover to make it good

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
gonk

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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TK-42-1 posted:



woke up with this in my head but am too hungover to make it good

god yes

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