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matti
Mar 31, 2019



Glenfeshie - rogue male Caper which attacks anyone in sight. It chased us down the access track to make sure we'd left.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

matti posted:



Glenfeshie - rogue male Caper which attacks anyone in sight. It chased us down the access track to make sure we'd left.

good work little dude

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Roland the Farter's given name was George.[citation needed]

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Jacopo de' Pazzi, head of the family, escaped from Florence but was caught and brought back. He was tortured, then hanged from the Palazzo della Signoria next to the decomposing corpse of Salviati. He was buried at Santa Croce, but the body was dug up and thrown into a ditch. It was then dragged through the streets and propped up at the door of Palazzo Pazzi, where the rotting head was mockingly used as a door-knocker. From there it was thrown into the Arno; children fished it out and hung it from a willow tree, flogged it, and then threw it back into the river.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
The term nosegay arose in fifteenth-century Middle English as a combination of nose and gay (the latter then meaning "ornament"). A nosegay is, thus, an ornament that appeals to the nose or nostril.[3][4]

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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Amalasuintha was highly educated, especially as a woman in the 6th century, a time where education for any human was extremely rare.

BEEP BOOP EDUCATION FOR HUMANS RARE

Ooh, there's even worse writing from the same paragraph:

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There has been little modern literature on Amalasuintha, and it’s unfortunate that her assassination is what’s most known about her because it undervalues her time on the throne and her ability to rule.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
This first hexadecimal system, proposed in the 19th century, has thus far not achieved widespread usage.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
convicted horse-killer and FBI informant Tommy Burns

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
Many salt solutions and molten polymers are non-Newtonian fluids, as are many commonly found substances such as custard,[1] toothpaste, starch suspensions, corn starch, paint, blood, melted butter, and shampoo.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
from quora but i thought it was worth sharing in this thread

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Also, Tom Waits has a long-standing affection for out-of-the-way places. For one album, he did a tour that was only doing shows in the mid-south and mid-west. When asked why, he replied, “We need to go to Tennessee to pick up some fireworks, and someone owes me money in Kentucky.”

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

chocolate can, in general, be safely consumed by humans.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/jeeeberts/status/1610355713456640000

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It definitely should be Britneia Spearsa. I assume it's not the first article with names in, how are they having this conversation only now?

E: nm, it was 2007. I guess the guideline now is to leave names as is.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Russ Frushtick of Polygon claimed that Jynx is a worst first-gen Pokémon that should be wiped from existence, and further stated that Jynx is just problematic at every turn.[41] Liz Finnegan of The Escapist listed Jynx as worst Pokemon design, and further stated that the problem with Jynx is that she’s not menacing, nor is she cute. Jynx is just plain old ugly.[42] VentureBeat placed Jynx on a list of "seriously ugly Pokémon" from the past twenty years, and claimed that Jynx has always weirded him out.[43]

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 58 minutes!
Buglord
A panini press or panini grill is a contact grill for heating sandwiches, meat products, vegetables, and specialty menu items, nearly always with electric elements, comprising a heated bottom plate that is fixed, and a heated top plate that closes towards the bottom plate and comes in contact with the food. The function of the panini grill is to heat food to an appropriate internal temperature with desirable external characteristics (i.e., melted cheese, crisp finish, grill marks).

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

This first hexadecimal system, proposed in the 19th century, has thus far not achieved widespread usage.

ah yes, the number system that one of the bitcoin developers forces upon his homeschooled children

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
recently lost all his coins. that's what made me remember this tonal stuff and look it up because i didn't remember anything about it other than "bong". turns out that's the only thing worth remembering about it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Russ Frushtick of Polygon claimed that Jynx is a worst first-gen Pokémon that should be wiped from existence, and further stated that Jynx is just problematic at every turn.[41] Liz Finnegan of The Escapist listed Jynx as worst Pokemon design, and further stated that the problem with Jynx is that she’s not menacing, nor is she cute. Jynx is just plain old ugly.[42] VentureBeat placed Jynx on a list of "seriously ugly Pokémon" from the past twenty years, and claimed that Jynx has always weirded him out.[43]

Where's the lie

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
Snugglepot and Cuddlepie is a series of books written by Australian author May Gibbs. The books chronicle the adventures of the eponymous Snugglepot and Cuddlepie. The central story arc concerns Snugglepot and Cuddlepie (who are essentially homunculi) and their adventures along with troubles with the villains of the story, the "Banksia Men".

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_forums

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
The song's lyrics contains a description of different ways of committing suicide, such as: using drugs beyond their expiration date, standing on an edge of a platform, running across the rails, eating superglue and other. The animated personages demonstrate dangerous ways of suicide in attractive for children and teenagers comic format. The lines such as "Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place” and “I wonder what’s this red button do?" contain an incitement to commit those acts.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


Easter Eggs

If the user submits "HELP", a list of commands will appear. If the user then submits "M", more commands will appear. There are three pages of commands in total, with guidance on how to use each of the features.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

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He attacked other birds when they got within 15 feet, screamed and stalked around us while we ate, and then sat staring down at us for 5 minutes with his crazy eyes.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
why is myanimelist under a

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

It's over we found it.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Within this article, I have noticed that a majority of it pertains to intentional secrets. I remember coming across a term at least half a year ago, now regrettably forgotten by me, which is defined (to the best of my memory) as: a piece of information which stays kept from a person since it is assumed that person already knows. Here is an example of such a case. I apologize now for it being a my little pony fanfic.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Saeculum obscurum (Ecclesiastical Latin: [ˈsɛː.ku.lum ɔpˈskuː.rum], "the dark age/century"), also known as the Pornocracy or the Rule of the Harlots, was a period in the history of the Papacy during the first two-thirds of the 10th century

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.
Subsequent expeditions to and flights over the south pole have conclusively demonstrated that there are no large holes there.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

a Hitler themed SMS-downloadable cartoon titled "Der Bonker"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The lyrics for the song tell of the narrator meeting a "devil woman" who gives him love. The chorus of the song includes the song's famous stutter, and speaks of her looking at him with big brown eyes and saying, "You ain't seen nothin' yet. B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen na-na-nothin' yet. Here's somethin' that you're never gonna forget. B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen na-na-nothin' yet."

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
The plan by the Tang court to posthumously award Zhang Xun was originally met with controversy due to the mass cannibalism in the siege. However, it was eventually decided that his contributions to the Tang victory greatly outweighed those concerns.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


Improbable Lobster posted:

The plan by the Tang court to posthumously award Zhang Xun was originally met with controversy due to the mass cannibalism in the siege. However, it was eventually decided that his contributions to the Tang victory greatly outweighed those concerns.

20,000–30,000 civilians eaten

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Gubbinal Girl posted:

20,000–30,000 civilians eaten
Ron Paul Funeral City

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gubbinal Girl posted:

20,000–30,000 civilians eaten

jeez i dont think i could eat even one, he musta been hungry

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Chocolate records about three inches in diameter, and small players made for them, were marketed as a novelty in Europe in 1903–1904. After a record or its amusement power wore out, it could be eaten.[36]

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

meditating to increase my amusement power

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1614045362985082881

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