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i'd turn the volume on https://i.imgur.com/auNtQcx.mp4
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Large Testicles posted:My mom got misdiagnosed with Hep C like 30 years ago and has been on the blood donation refusal list since then and nothing she can do changes it even with fresh tests. the intensity of those is insane. I lived in the UK for just under 2 years as a kid, when mad cow disease was around, and so now I can literally never give blood because of the potential I harbor prions
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Tafferling posted:Why am I suddenly getting my youtube list filled by fake videos of asian people buying fake rocks and eating fake poo poo when opening them? I mean, it would be distilled schad if those weren't so obviously made by smashing together whatever rock cutting video available followed by random dudes crying.
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Jan 3, 2023 00:32
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https://twitter.com/gr_ashford/status/1610048500074414089?s=46&t=5uQ7g_cd9KlqOcjUpsJNyA Now I guess we know why he lied about everything lol
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AlmightyBob posted:https://twitter.com/gr_ashford/status/1610048500074414089?s=46&t=5uQ7g_cd9KlqOcjUpsJNyA I feel like this whole thing is some fuckup in the simulation. How does this guy WIN a congressional campaign and NO ONE who knew this guy noticed until months after the fact?!
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DrPossum posted:I feel like this whole thing is some fuckup in the simulation. How does this guy WIN a congressional campaign and NO ONE who knew this guy noticed until months after the fact?! Weird how these things happen after local newsrooms were strip-mined by hedge funds.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:10
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It’s tragic when a couple responds like this to a bi son reveal.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:19
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Hopefully they've wisent up since then
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Jan 3, 2023 02:24
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Platystemon posted:It’s tragic when a couple responds like this to a bi son reveal. 
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Jan 3, 2023 02:38
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State bird of Ohio.
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Not schad at all but I don't know where else to post this. A Buffalo Bills player (American football) got hit in a game. He made a good tackle, stood up, and just collapsed after a second. The game hasn't been going on for like 30 minutes. They drove an ambulance onto the field and were doing CPR on him. The game just got temporarily suspended. It's weird to see 300lbs huge dudes crying and praying on the field. I don't care what you feel about football (all rich assholes, yeah) but this is unprecedented. This has never happened before. It's very sad and I hope they call the game off because I've never seen BOTH teams so dejected and depressed just staring off into the distance. 
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Jan 3, 2023 03:23
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Not schad at all but I don't know where else to post this. This sort of thing has absolutely happened before - Dennis Byrd, Mike Utley off the top of my head.
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Jan 3, 2023 03:26
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I’m watching the game and this is shocking. It’s frustrating to hear the talking heads ignore the elephant in the room that this game fucks people up well beyond what is ok.
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Jan 3, 2023 03:40
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Frank Frank posted:This sort of thing has absolutely happened before - Dennis Byrd, Mike Utley off the top of my head. Doing CPR for a long time before putting him in the ambulance? Never seen that before.
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Aren't football linemen relatively underpaid (relative, of course to their quarterbacks and other top-tier athletes like baseball pitchers), as far as professional sports? I just looked it up and Hamlin's salary is about $900,000. Don't get me wrong that's a loving huge amount of money to play a game, but it's certainly not the $3 million that the lowest-paid quarterback in the league is making. Plus linemen and tackles are probably some of the most routinely injured athletes in pro sports, whereas in my limited understanding of football there are entire teams of guys whose job is 'protect the QB'.
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He’s a defensive back not a lineman but yea. What’s it worth? For what? Depressing as hell.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Doing CPR for a long time before putting him in the ambulance? Never seen that before. Yeah that's kinda weird. I was a Firefighter and EMT and I was taught that CPR doesn't directly save lives. In a way. It gives you time to get to a trauma center where the doctors there can save your life. All it does is keep your blood moving and a small fraction of oxygen going into you. It's not like you do CPR on someone and they suddenly are cured from their ailments. You are quite literally keeping their body functions moving around with physical force. If you have to do that, this are not looking good. My EMT instructor at the school said "If you ain't breakin' ribs, you ain't doin' it right."
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Jan 3, 2023 03:54
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Watch this lead to a general strike, in an echo of the Nika Revolt of A.D. 532.
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I don't know who that is but this game is over. Everyone is just loving destroyed. The coaches, the players, the entire stadium of 10s of thousands is silent. There is no good move here. Besides going home. edit: game is officially over. Not gonna happen. Good. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 3, 2023 |
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Jan 3, 2023 03:58
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Bengals finding new inventive ways to not win a football game
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Bengals finding new inventive ways to not win a football game That's a rough chuckle
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Jan 3, 2023 04:03
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Looks like they're not playing on at least https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1610109654461485058
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Yeah that's kinda weird. I was a Firefighter and EMT and I was taught that CPR doesn't directly save lives. In a way. It gives you time to get to a trauma center where the doctors there can save your life. All it does is keep your blood moving and a small fraction of oxygen going into you. It's not like you do CPR on someone and they suddenly are cured from their ailments. You are quite literally keeping their body functions moving around with physical force. If you have to do that, this are not looking good. No offense or anything but the medical staff at an NFL game is generally much better prepared than an EMT responding to a guy collapsing at an IHOP at 3am. They're not doing open heart surgery but I'm sure they have a lot more resources and expertise at hand.
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Inceltown posted:Looks like they're not playing on at least thanks obama
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Doing CPR for a long time before putting him in the ambulance? Never seen that before. I said “this sort of thing”. Both the guys I mentioned were critically injured and paralyzed in on-field accidents attended by EMTs. Byrd at least learned to walk again (before dying in a car crash  )
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Preparing myself for next season's theater of Concussion Protocol 2: The Fibrillating
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This is king tier poo poo if that’s what happened. Good on both of those coaches and organizations for getting their players home. gently caress Goodell sideways.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:No offense or anything but the medical staff at an NFL game is generally much better prepared than an EMT responding to a guy collapsing at an IHOP at 3am. While mildly offensive I get it completely. But as another poster brought up, doing CPR on someone WHILE you have transport 10 feet from you is, well I've never heard of that before. You get them moving immediately. As I said, CPR doesn't save your life... it prolongs it. Get them the gently caress out of there. As a matter of fact I'd imagine the NFL can afford paramedics who can legally do a whole lot more interventions including drugs. In Wisconsin I was taught how to intubate someone as an EMT-B (it's very, very crude) and when I moved out to Washington I wasn't allowed to do it there. Their laws don't allow it. Paramedics are more like nurses on wheels as opposed to us who just try to keep you alive until we can get you somewhere better. They can provide a higher level of care. I can only opine on what I saw on tv. I have no loving clue went on down there. Also, the NFL hires standard local cops for security. I'm sure they love the overtime. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jan 3, 2023 |
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I'd agree that load him up and GTFO is obviously the best course of action. I can't imagine what that medical staff would have been going through surrounded by his teammates, staff, and thousands of fans all while on national TV.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I'd agree that load him up and GTFO is obviously the best course of action. I can't imagine what that medical staff would have been going through surrounded by his teammates, staff, and thousands of fans all while on national TV. That sounds horrifying.  Maybe they were trying to get some kind of response or indication of life for literally everyone watching?
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I have seen continued cpr with a waiting ambulance twice. Both times were at a smaller medical facility, though, with ACLS setups and meds. Just not a hospital, where the patient needed to get to. One achieved ROSC and the other was transported after ~20 minutes of failure to keep back in rhythm and suffice to say without going into too much detail, it turned out that second one was hopeless all along. Other times it has been scoop ‘em and go.
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I'm obviously not a mod or anything and no offense, but since this is the actual opposite of schad in that nobody is remotely enjoying it and it's a serious injury at minimum, maybe the conversation should go in another thread? GBS thread about it Football forum thread about it
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm obviously not a mod or anything and no offense, but since this is the actual opposite of schad in that nobody is remotely enjoying it and it's a serious injury at minimum, maybe the conversation should go in another thread? Yes, 100% my fault. I didn't know where to post it because it literally just happened. I doubt the trump or Aliens thread were the best places. Continue with the real schad my fellow goons!
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Anne Whateley posted:I'm obviously not a mod or anything and no offense, but since this is the actual opposite of schad in that nobody is remotely enjoying it and it's a serious injury at minimum, maybe the conversation should go in another thread? GBS thread is gassed, by the way.
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Baron von Eevl posted:GBS thread is gassed, by the way. Well excellent. We did have some schad out of all of this.
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