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Splicer posted:What if we made the tracks the exact width of a Tesla and I was about to go more into this deliberately stupid idea until I realised my shitpost was reinventing the hyperloop from first principles. Clearly there's no innovation left. We need to disrupt it. How about we buy the train network and ruin it, so only cars exist
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FoolyCharged posted:Man, I know there was a lot to unpack in crazy post, but how did no one comment on the assertion that drivers need to be available at all hours, not even getting lunch breaks. Also their worth is estimated at a measly 17k and they'll need a second job during their no off time because my brain was too overloaded at all the bullshit preceding and following whatever the hell that was
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twistedmentat posted:Is there a good way to keep poor people out of it? Looking into it
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Jan 7, 2023 14:25
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Chrpno posted:Well what they could do next is put these cars on their own road, or track if you like, then join them together kinda, but the front one would have a driver in it, then you could have various pickup points or "stations" along the way We could call it a "Chain"! Or even run them underground like some sort of "Hyper-Chain".
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Jan 7, 2023 14:26
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Edmund Sparkler posted:One of the best things Logitech did was standardize their wireless dongles and allow you to connect 5 devices to one receiver. There's got to be so much e waste generated by so many wireless keyboards and mice getting separated from their receivers so they just get tossed. Funny story about that: this week, I was on the phone with Logitech Service 2x, trying all kinds of fixes because after I installed a new Logi wireless USB mouse and the Unifying Software, my Logi wireless USB headset lost its connection and wouldn't get it back...so now they're going to send me a new wireless headset. Apparently the new Unifying software connection goes from the PC to the device, but my old-ish H800 headset connects from the device to the PC, and isn't compatible with the newer software or something like that. Good customer relations, would buy their products again. It's like a 3 car self-driving train of patheticness (if that's a word).
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Jan 7, 2023 14:38
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SLOSifl posted:I like to think of the $15k cost of FSD as paying a driver for 24/7 service. If you drive a legacy vehicle, you are essentially your own personal driver. My time is quite valuable so I would have to pay myself about $17k to drive myself around and be available at my every whim. Keep in mind that as a personal driver you can’t just decide to go get lunch anytime, in case you need a ride somewhere. You’re always on the clock. 17k isn’t enough to survive on and you’re looking at a second job at minimum. You bought a $15k Duke Nukem Forever pre-order. It's pretty funny.
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Jan 7, 2023 14:50
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He already admitted he was just doing a bit
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Jan 7, 2023 15:11
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Jan 7, 2023 15:27
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Elon is an expert at tanks because his stocks are tanking boom roasted
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Jan 7, 2023 15:31
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Plant MONSTER. posted:He already admitted he was just doing a bit Sounds like something Elon would do after a series of bad posts...
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Jan 7, 2023 15:34
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The most mediocre people are the ones that think they are experts in everything. Ukraine is using tanks very effectively. Russia is sending lone tanks into villages with no infantry support so shockingly they are getting blown up non stop
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Jan 7, 2023 15:34
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Tanks will never make it in this modern age. Ukrainian should really be investing in personal cave dwelling submarines. 
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Jan 7, 2023 15:36
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It’s time to bring back Lancers
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Jan 7, 2023 15:41
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kazil posted:Elon is an expert at tanks because his stocks are tanking boom roasted He's also an expert in death traps
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Jan 7, 2023 15:43
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What does Catturd2 think about tanks?
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Jan 7, 2023 15:48
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ilmucche posted:Camera only FSD makes a lot more sense when it's used for a single lane tunnel that has white lines at the edge of the road. At that point build another subway though I think it's called 'the car wash'
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My god I can’t believe Elon is also talented in the ways of war
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Jan 7, 2023 15:54
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I've seen that movie, too. Lebanon, from around 2009. A lone tank being a 'deathtrap' is not exactly a new or original insight. And especially the old Russian tanks were under-maintained for decades before being deployed in Ukraine. "The movie follows four inexperienced soldiers inside a tank dispatched to “mop up” enemies in a Lebanese town that has already been bombarded by the Israeli Air Force. What seems a routine mission quickly spirals out of control and turns into a death trap as the tank breaks down and loses its way in hostile territory." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRD3z_mTqI
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Jan 7, 2023 15:57
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Funny Elon came up with this brilliant tactical insight. Only after near a year of footage of tanks being blown up. Next he'll tell us the future of warfare is using drones.
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Jan 7, 2023 16:12
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SLOSifl posted:I like to think of the $15k cost of FSD as paying a driver for 24/7 service. If you drive a legacy vehicle, you are essentially your own personal driver. My time is quite valuable so I would have to pay myself about $17k to drive myself around and be available at my every whim. Keep in mind that as a personal driver you can’t just decide to go get lunch anytime, in case you need a ride somewhere. You’re always on the clock. 17k isn’t enough to survive on and you’re looking at a second job at minimum. Who could possibly be stupid enough to hype Tesla in... Oh, oh there he is.
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SRQ posted:Who could possibly be stupid enough to hype Tesla in... He already admitted that he was doing a bit, but honestly that post was way too close to something Three Olives (or any Tesla fan) would post to be distinguishable as parody
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Jan 7, 2023 16:21
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SLOSifl posted:(indigenous rattle) If this was an attempt at comedy, you failed.
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Jan 7, 2023 16:28
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Trolling someone smart and successful might make a person a douche but what does that have to do with elon musk?
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kazil posted:What does Catturd2 think about tanks? You’d already know if they weren’t totally SUPPRESSED
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Jan 7, 2023 16:39
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Elon Musk is the greatest military mind of our time but luckily he is too busy saving the planet from global warming and the woke mind virus plus colonizing mars.
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Jan 7, 2023 16:43
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Behold, the future of mass transit https://twitter.com/urorientalist/status/1611717485828489221?s=46&t=Y1v_0WQBlODx2mDU3iOkxw
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Jan 7, 2023 16:43
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On my early morning drive I just realize how often I reach over and quickly change my climate controls or my volume with delightful feeling dials. Astounded people would have it any other way.
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Jan 7, 2023 16:49
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Noxville posted:Behold, the future of mass transit Elon at his CES keynote: This is only the beginning. Soon, every person with a smart phone will be able to request pick up from one of our hylerloop vehicles from anywhere that they are - and the vehicles won't be limited to hyperloop tracks, either. They'll even be able to drive you to any destination on domestic roads.
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Jan 7, 2023 16:52
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Inventing the car pool...BUT WITH RGB LIGHTS!
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Noxville posted:Behold, the future of mass transit Or just walking, you lazy piece of poo poo. E: wait, that guy thinks it's unironically genius, doesn't he? mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 7, 2023 |
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Jan 7, 2023 16:56
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So even in the tunnel built specifically for Teslas they have an employee driving the car? Is it a legality thing?
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mobby_6kl posted:E: wait, that guy thinks it's unironically genius, doesn't he?
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Jan 7, 2023 17:04
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Wanna be the employee that ushers people to cars like someone working at a carnival
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Evilreaver posted:He already admitted that he was doing a bit, but honestly that post was way too close to something Three Olives (or any Tesla fan) would post to be distinguishable as parody "It's all rubbish you know, cars that drive themselves were created ages ago. They are called taxis" -James may
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zedprime posted:I paid $7 for a full self driving upgrade for my car yesterday. Only works on one stretch of tunnel thats 30 ft but it's very impressive. ayy lmao
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Let me just clarify Tesla built a tunnel under Vegas to shave off 10-15mins walking. Packs it full of teslas Hires a load of people to drive them to the other end and pick other people up and return back?
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Tai posted:Let me just clarify never gonna get to mars with this attitude, fuckign luddite
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Jan 7, 2023 17:18
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I like how the video cut away as soon as the car slowed down because of traffic ahead
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Tai posted:Let me just clarify Yes, and there's no emergency exits in the tunnel.
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