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looks like el salvador hasn't completely given up their bitcoin ambitions https://twitter.com/BitcoinMagazine/status/1613565748244365312
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lmao bit turkey
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Qwertycoatl posted:looks like el salvador hasn't completely given up their bitcoin ambitions *record scratch*. yeah it’s me. you’re probably wondering how I ended up here… 
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Jan 13, 2023 17:02
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it looks infected
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Boxturret posted:it looks infected she looks like a FromSoft boss lol
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Jan 13, 2023 17:09
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It's pretty funny that none of these exchanges actually use the amazing distributed ledger technology that is bitcoin to track their own accounts and instead use a napkin with "money" written on jt
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Jan 13, 2023 17:22
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if one exchange actually used the chain of blocks it would grind the whole thing to a halt lol
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Jan 13, 2023 17:25
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yeah but at least there'd be no fees
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Jan 13, 2023 17:26
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and no chargebacks!
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attn divabot, when you next write a book can you *please* use the title "Bankruptcy" for chapter 11
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nonsense, plenty of exchanges do! y'know, the smart contract ones that are really expensive to use and have un-fixable flaws that let you drain all the money
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like always remember that when the coiners start yelling "psh never trust a centralized exchange, only use defi!!" or whatever that's what they're talking about, they want you to use jimmy consentlaw's home-grown smart contract fine legitimate trading establishment to move your fortune around
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smellmycheese posted:she looks like a FromSoft boss lol
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if this were a national pageant, i could see someone doing the bitcoin thing, hoping that pro govt forces on the jury would put their thumb on the scale. but internationally? it's just stupid if you could instead have something meaningless but pretty
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Jan 13, 2023 20:35
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so did the president personally design the bitcoin covered in warts outfit?
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Grace Baiting posted:exchange hack dot toot: drat are there good posts on mastodon
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Alan Smithee posted:drat are there good posts on mastodon i mean...i've seen that exact scenario in the simpsons or some other show
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smellmycheese posted:she looks like a FromSoft boss lol more butts than Lost Izalith
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Qwertycoatl posted:looks like el salvador hasn't completely given up their bitcoin ambitions
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Boxturret posted:it looks infected smellmycheese posted:she looks like a FromSoft boss lol Mizel Salvador, Corrupted Coinmaiden
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EricBauman posted:if this were a national pageant, i could see someone doing the bitcoin thing, hoping that pro govt forces on the jury would put their thumb on the scale. if you think that's bad don't look at the us contestant.
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this so called "universe" competition seems to exclusively feature contestants from an utterly insignificant little blue green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
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Boxturret posted:this so called "universe" competition seems to exclusively feature contestants from an utterly insignificant little blue green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
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Boxturret posted:this so called "universe" competition seems to exclusively feature contestants from an utterly insignificant little blue green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy i happen to be from that "insignificant" planet, you loving rear end in a top hat 
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...! posted:i happen to be from that "insignificant" planet, you loving rear end in a top hat prove it
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YOSPOS > buttcoin: Google https://mycrimes.blog
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Chris Knight posted:buttcoin: sbf presents https://mycrimes.blog
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lol https://twitter.com/nft_god/status/1614442008180887553 https://twitter.com/nft_god/status/1614442017248903171 "no, I didn't go to the actual website of the program I wanted to download, just YOLOd my way on the first google hit" lmao
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Chris Knight posted:lol how dare banks ask for my id and authorization when i try to take a house's worth of money out of my account! i'll be my own bank so this isn't a problem anymore and ... ah oh, what happened here? gotta love an ecosystem where everyone can tell how much of something i own (dont worry, ill brag to everyone anyway), and then there being no checks and recourse if they manage to guess my password
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kinda torn here. i'm obviously glad to see anyone named nft_god eat poo poo, but i'm also extremely tired of google's sponsored links and other advertising being mixed with regular stuff and leading to things like that
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Now, I'm highly technical but I downloaded a random executable.
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Be your own bank.
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Chris Knight posted:lol he was feeling lucky
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gschmidl posted:Now, I'm highly technical but I downloaded a random executable. there's an oddly consistent pattern of people heavily into crypto significantly overestimating their own technical competence weird that
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"right i'll just download the latest version of winzip..." *clicks link to walletstealer.ru*
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it's wild that google happily keep accepting scams and malware as sponsored links. and they're just allowed to keep that proceeds of crime instead of it being seized from them by the courts.
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Cerv posted:it's wild that google happily keep accepting scams and malware as sponsored links. and they're just allowed to keep that proceeds of crime instead of it being seized from them by the courts. The purpose of a system is what it does.
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:kinda torn here. i'm obviously glad to see anyone named nft_god eat poo poo, but i'm also extremely tired of google's sponsored links and other advertising being mixed with regular stuff and leading to things like that Cerv posted:it's wild that google happily keep accepting scams and malware as sponsored links. and they're just allowed to keep that proceeds of crime instead of it being seized from them by the courts. yeah same.
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divabot has made it, this tweet was directly quoted in a relatively major bankruptcy newsletter: https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1613547837878304769
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sbf to change his name to Mike Rhymes
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