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cjs:Pollyanna posted:nm gently caress this
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:23 |
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CPColin posted:cjs:
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:25 |
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cjs: whew what a week..
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 18:58 |
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This user is getting one more chance before I go all, "I'm not sitting right next to you. What the gently caress are you trying to do here?" in this ticket.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 19:28 |
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where all my posters at?
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 02:57 |
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President Beep posted:where all my posters at? hey beep
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 02:59 |
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President Beep posted:where all my posters at? are they not on your wall?
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 02:59 |
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Captain Foo posted:hey beep
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 02:59 |
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oh, right. sorrt. thought this was amazon support chat.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:00 |
peeb
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:02 |
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probably get better results here
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:02 |
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I got a moderate amount of work done today, interviewed a fantastic candidate who I’m going to hire, and one candidate who googled every question I asked including “what are some things you personally like or don’t like about Kotlin”
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:02 |
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peeb be upon you
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:03 |
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leave for japan in a week. having lots of weird anxiety thoughts.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:and one candidate who googled every question I asked including “what are some things you personally like or don’t like about Kotlin” this happened to me once and i had a good lol reading the wikipedia article along with him
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:04 |
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KidDynamite posted:leave for japan in a week. having lots of weird anxiety thoughts. bout what? the flight?
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:04 |
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PokeJoe posted:this happened to me once and i had a good lol reading the wikipedia article along with him brutal
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:04 |
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CPColin posted:This user is getting one more chance before I go all, "I'm not sitting right next to you. What the gently caress are you trying to do here?" in this ticket. "please explain the problem step by step, as though I can't see what you're doing and all I know is what you write down in this ticket."
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:05 |
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PokeJoe posted:this happened to me once and i had a good lol reading the wikipedia article along with him I ended up asking him a question that would be hard to google (“if you are using MVVM, what coroutine scope should you nearly always be using to perform network requests to fetch data to display in the fragment”) and he googled four things and gave up my brother if you do not know, it is ok, I am trying to gauge your experience, not give you an exam
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:06 |
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rotor posted:"please explain the problem step by step, as though I can't see what you're doing and all I know is what you write down in this ticket." copying this text for later use
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:06 |
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peeb toucher
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:10 |
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President Beep posted:bout what? the flight? surprisingly no. the cats, coming back to a layoff, weird weather causing a house emergency, a weird feeling i'm going to die on this trip, but not the flight. weird brain.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:11 |
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KidDynamite posted:surprisingly no. the cats, coming back to a layoff, weird weather causing a house emergency, a weird feeling i'm going to die on this trip, but not the flight. eh, makes sense to me. hooray for brain porblems.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:12 |
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President Beep posted:where all my posters at? they’re called wallscrolls
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:17 |
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KidDynamite posted:leave for japan in a week. having lots of weird anxiety thoughts. i need to just pick a weekend to visit since it’s now an extremely easy flight
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colonel_blake_death.txt
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rotor posted:"please explain the problem step by step, as though I can't see what you're doing and all I know is what you write down in this ticket." can you just come over tho
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:27 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I ended up asking him a question that would be hard to google (“if you are using MVVM, what coroutine scope should you nearly always be using to perform network requests to fetch data to display in the fragment”) and he googled four things and gave up i know that's not fair to myself but general anxiety do be like that
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:33 |
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Ciaphas posted:thinking about changing jobs and interviewing makes me nauseous out of fear of being this person i mean, you wont be this person because you're not going to be treating your interview as an exam that you have to get a 100% on to move forward. outside of the FAANGs, interviews (at least, imo) exist to 1) see what you know and what you dont know, what you have experience in and what you dont, and what you personally like to work on and do 2) check ur vibes to see if youre cool. you, the candidate, should also be seeing if you like our vibes, are interested in the work that you'd be doing, and if the interviewers are assholes or not personally my most used line at both work and at home is "i dont know, but let's find out together". then nobody thinks anyone is some megalithic archival being of knowledge and truth, and everyone learns the answer to a question that nobody knew before it was asked
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:41 |
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that being said yeah i 100% loving hate being interviewed because i probably couldnt pass a coding interview about stupid loving algorithms i'll never use, and im not particularly interested in finding out if people are still doing those kind or if people are doing practical code interviews like i prefer where you ask the candidate to just build a 45min fart app to show me pictures of puppies from dog.ceo and tell me why they did it the way they did
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:43 |
FAT32 SHAMER posted:I ended up asking him a question that would be hard to google (“if you are using MVVM, what coroutine scope should you nearly always be using to perform network requests to fetch data to display in the fragment”) and he googled four things and gave up im gonna go with the view model scope here bill
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:45 |
its a trick question none of the scopes work correctly because it's android
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fizz buzz
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:48 |
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hello world
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:48 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:i mean, you wont be this person because you're not going to be treating your interview as an exam that you have to get a 100% on to move forward (i get & agree with what you're saying ofc, and i'm better about it nowadays, but it's real hard for me not to see everything i possibly can as a personal pass/fail judgment. brain's an rear end in a top hat, whaddayagonnado)
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:50 |
President Beep posted:fizz buzz you're hired
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President Beep posted:fizz buzz I've been interviewing and it is absolutely shocking how often people cannot do a fizzbuzz without a lot of prompting.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:52 |
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lol, i could barely even type it
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it still surprises me after years of giving sometimes dozens of interviews a year
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i don't think people learn logic anymore. they just learn to google for node.js modules and glue them together in the most superficial way.
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# ? Jan 24, 2023 03:57 |