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FAT32 SHAMER posted:man of you haven’t guzzled goon directly from the box/bag and it shows guzzled goon
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i feel like drinking wine out of a can is conducive to my violent hand gestures when i speak
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Jan 23, 2023 20:01
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if you're not drinking wine out of a huge plastic bag can you really even say you got drunk
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao I appreciate the effort Stable Diffusion lmao at the middle row but particularly the bottom one "hello ladies would you care to admire a glass of red wine? *Elon makes trumpet noises as wine sprays everywhere*"
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Jan 23, 2023 20:04
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elons idea of red wine is probably whatever the darkest pink boones farm is
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lmao isnt he trying to like cultivate his image into being a Texas Cowboy "no beer for me fellas, the bubbles look unpleasant"
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Jan 23, 2023 20:06
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ben shapino posted:guzzled goon
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Jan 23, 2023 20:07
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it would be very on brand for elon to only like white wine actually
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Jan 23, 2023 20:07
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who trying to get they goon guzzled
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Jan 23, 2023 20:07
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if you're not slappin the bag you're not drinking wine in a way that honors its humble beginnings
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Jan 23, 2023 20:20
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da goon guzzla
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Jan 23, 2023 20:22
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Elon actually only likes whine.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:22
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he’s probably drinking $500 bottles of wine he doesn’t know anything about, just tells his servants to get him a red I also don’t know anything about wine, but I know enough to point to the Syrah on the wine list because I will like it more than a Merlot.
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Jan 23, 2023 20:51
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fsd drank wine and now the car runs on steam, or something
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Jan 23, 2023 20:54
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:it would be very on brand for elon to only like white wine actually
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Jan 23, 2023 20:54
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Jan 23, 2023 21:14
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lmao imagine getting a ton of plastic surgery just to permanently look like you just realized that fart was solid
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Jan 23, 2023 21:22
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https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/1617618927433175040
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Jan 23, 2023 21:36
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/extremely Poitier voice They call me 'Mr. Tweet'!
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Jan 23, 2023 21:45
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"i invented twitter, you know"
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Jan 23, 2023 21:50
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/872260000491593728?lang=en goin back to the hits
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Jan 23, 2023 21:56
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they call me mr. tweet, good morning how are you i'm mr. tweet. post "Interesting." at things, i'm not a real genius but i am a real boer, i am an ac-tu-aal boer
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Jan 23, 2023 22:04
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in a well actually posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/872260000491593728?lang=en and some cheesy poofs going by the picture that was posted earlier
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Jan 23, 2023 22:09
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lmao what a stemlord
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Jan 23, 2023 22:14
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in a well actually posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/872260000491593728?lang=en how is this not a lowtax tweet?
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Jan 23, 2023 22:15
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Lain Iwakura posted:how is this not a lowtax tweet? inshallah it will be
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in a well actually posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/872260000491593728?lang=en
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qirex posted:now I have a mental image of this moron trying to do card tricks for some poor woman while slurring his speech and nodding off what's your image of him like when he's drunk and on ambien?
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Jan 23, 2023 22:30
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fine red wines are also the most prestige poisoned alcohol category where you have people paying 18k for a bottle because some guy in France in 1878 liked the guy who owned the vineyard.
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Jan 23, 2023 22:42
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i love the ambien tweet because it's just "a vintage record...." he has no actual taste. if its rare and expensive, its good unless we're talking about non-firing commemorative flintlock pistol sets from Bud K, of course
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Jan 23, 2023 22:43
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Shame Boy posted:they call me mr. tweet, but i can't handle criticisms
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Jan 23, 2023 22:48
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Jonny 290 posted:i love the ambien tweet because it's just "a vintage record...."
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Jan 23, 2023 22:54
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Jonny 290 posted:i love the ambien tweet because it's just "a vintage record...." he's definitely listening to "sultans of swing" because he saw it mentioned by an audiophile
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Jan 23, 2023 22:57
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nah he's listening to grimes, weeping, and jerking
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Jan 23, 2023 23:00
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Endless Mike posted:he's definitely listening to "sultans of swing" because he saw it mentioned by an audiophile "the whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost"
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Jan 23, 2023 23:00
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FrozenVent posted:in order for it to be called tequila it has to be made entirely from agave, as opposed to most other spirits where it’s flavoured or aged alcohol + lab grade ethanol booze tastes good especially when it isn't made from purified grain spirits or w/e
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Jan 23, 2023 23:03
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Endless Mike posted:he's definitely listening to "sultans of swing" because he saw it mentioned by an audiophile lol i used to have a couple of friends who listed to really great music when we'd be hanging out at one of their places and then i found out their entire collections were based on how well the recording and mastering were reported to be so that they could really "experience" the sound of a callous finger slide on a guitar string and "immerse" themselves in the various sounds of breathing; discernible thanks to their expensive tweeters. lots of white-people jazz and acoustic stuff they mostly liked just listening to classic rock on the radio
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Jan 23, 2023 23:09
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:fine red wines are also the most prestige poisoned alcohol category where you have people paying 18k for a bottle because some guy in France in 1878 liked the guy who owned the vineyard. it's hilarious how hosed up the wine market is
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Jan 23, 2023 23:22
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https://twitter.com/matthfield/status/1617627417782398976 when musk dies in his eventual car crash it's gonna be 50-50 if it was the fsd or king chuck trying to send musk to diana
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this is an ethics exam question
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