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The Fool posted:I wake up with just enough time walk to my office and join standup take a loving shower
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endlessmonotony posted:Where to even start with this? there is no downside without the a priori of your weird howard hughes meets michel houellebecq poo poo about humans being wet, bacteria covered meat sacks.
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endlessmonotony posted:That being said, making your bed is just aesthetics for everyone. There's no practical reason to do it, there's even a small downside.
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Jan 24, 2023 21:01
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what not being tucked in at night does to a motherfucker..... 
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post hole digger posted:there is no downside without the a priori of your weird howard hughes meets michel houellebecq poo poo about humans being wet, bacteria covered meat sacks. What? I also have bad news about the future of your skin.
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Pollyanna posted:take a loving shower shower and breakfast are right after standup but I work a time zone 3 hours ahead of local time
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Pollyanna posted:take a loving shower i shower at night, before i get in my nice clean bed 
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Jan 24, 2023 21:04
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The Fool posted:I wake up with just enough time walk to my office and join standup same
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Jan 24, 2023 21:06
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The Fool posted:I wake up with just enough time walk to my office and join standup
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Jan 24, 2023 21:10
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Fortaleza posted:Making the bed takes 30 seconds tops how lazy are you people first you want us to get out of bed and then you want us to be immediately productive? I don’t think so bucko
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Jan 24, 2023 21:14
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Pollyanna posted:take a loving shower showers are for bedtime hth
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post hole digger posted:i shower at night, before i get in my nice clean bed
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Jan 24, 2023 21:15
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my first alarm goes off a full three hours before i start work because god is dead and everything sucks
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Jan 24, 2023 21:15
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I have four alarms that go off at 9, 915, 930, and 945 on weekends I have a four year old asking for garlic toast and eggs for an alarm instead
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Jan 24, 2023 21:18
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post hole digger posted:life is a series of chores you dont want to do. yeah but gently caress man lemme get a fuckin coffee first jesus
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Jan 24, 2023 21:26
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if we're all giving unsolicited advice, i think you should all get a nice body oil for after your shower, it's a real help for dry winter skin and even in the summer it makes your skin feel amazing
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Jan 24, 2023 21:31
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i sleep in a hammock, no bed to be made, just a blanket and pillow hanging there waiting to be used
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Jan 24, 2023 21:37
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nudgenudgetilt posted:i sleep in a hammock, no bed to be made, just a blanket and pillow hanging there waiting to be used I wish I could, but I need the machine so not an option for me.
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Jan 24, 2023 21:38
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i don't make my bed in the morning. if anything i unmake it more so the mattress + sheets can air out my goon stank
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Jan 24, 2023 21:45
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post hole digger posted:i shower at night, before i get in my nice clean bed This is the way. Showering at night washes off all the gunk of the day and it relaxes you when you're getting ready to sleep and you feel lovely and smooth when you get in bed and it's very nice Showering in the morning is pleasant but you're groggy and it's cold and you don't wanna get out and you can't bask in it because you have to go to work and you have to shower at night anyway unless you want to get dirt and sweat in your bed so it's redundant. Twice a day is fine I guess but it will dry out your skin.
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Jan 24, 2023 21:46
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Sagebrush posted:Twice a day is grounds for immediate, irreversible deportation from California.
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Jan 24, 2023 21:49
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Yeah that water for my 10 minute shower could have been used to grow as many as three whole almonds
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i envy the night showerers who evidently don't sweat or drool while sleeping
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i envy the night showerers who evidently don't sweat or drool while sleeping sweat, no, but the other stuff gets fixed when you wash your face before you get dressed for the day I don’t think I get sweaty at night but I definitely don’t wake up stinky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jan 24, 2023 22:00
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Sagebrush posted:Yeah that water for my 10 minute shower could have been used to grow as many as three whole almonds Listen, I don't make the complex rules of Californian social shunning, I just enforce them with all my smugness
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Jan 24, 2023 22:02
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I hardly ever sweat because I'm a bodybuilder in peak physical condition
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endlessmonotony posted:
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Jan 24, 2023 22:06
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nudgenudgetilt posted:i sleep in a hammock, no bed to be made, just a blanket and pillow hanging there waiting to be used i sleep in a big bed with my wife
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Jan 24, 2023 22:07
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quiggy posted:i sleep in a big bed with my wife i also sleep in a big bed with this ladies wife
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Jan 24, 2023 22:09
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rotor posted:i also sleep in a big bed with this ladies wife no yo udont
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Jan 24, 2023 22:11
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its ok to pretend sometimes
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Sagebrush posted:I hardly ever sweat because I'm a bodybuilder in peak physical condition You sweat more when you're more fit
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:endlessmonotony.txt I could burst in, shout "good news, everyone!" and the reaction would be "oh god what now".
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Jan 24, 2023 22:21
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post hole digger posted:what not being tucked in at night does to a motherfucker..... lmao
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Jan 24, 2023 22:21
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wake up. cpap machine hygiene. brush teeth. slam some adderall. poop. workout. japanese study cooldown. breakfast. shower. any chores that need to be done. then work. work gets my energy after i've used it for me.
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Jan 24, 2023 22:33
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KidDynamite posted:wake up. cpap machine hygiene. brush teeth. slam some adderall. poop. workout. japanese study cooldown. breakfast. shower. any chores that need to be done.
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Jan 24, 2023 22:35
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CPColin posted:This user is getting one more chance before I go all, "I'm not sitting right next to you. What the gently caress are you trying to do here?" in this ticket. I've gone too far and now the user wants to Zoom to figure it out
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Jan 24, 2023 23:06
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KidDynamite posted:wake up. cpap machine hygiene. brush teeth. slam some adderall. poop. workout. japanese study cooldown. breakfast. shower. any chores that need to be done. jesus christ
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Wake up. Drugs. Go back to bed for a bit. Brush teeth. Coffee. More drugs. Breakfast. Second nap. VPAP clean. Wash. Ready to... why the gently caress is it 6pm already?
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wake up, brew coffee, poop, drink coffee, sleepwalk through workday, become fully conscious around 3 or 4pm, eat dinner, live my best life until around midnight.
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